Sunday humour - Ah kong n ah mah...so kek tiok...

A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which read as follows.


Dear Cousins,
I am sending Ahma body to you since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ahma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu,10 packets of Swiss chocolates ! and packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong. Please divide these among all of you. On Ahma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size10) for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ahma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ahma is wearing are for the boys. The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's left wrist.

Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei,
Ahma is wearing the Tiffany necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ahma is wearing must be divided among my teenage cousins.

Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong is also not feeling well nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah Kong goes back too............

Saturday delight - Unlucky Model

This morning i received this email and want to shared with all my male readers pleasure...girls reader please dont cursed me...i just helping those male readers have a nice weekend :)

This pretty girl was showing the new fashion clothes...Look at her post...omg...























after she had enough post then she heading back to the stage...Linpeh do you notice anything???

then...

Wingz can you see what happen?

she still walk with proud on the stage...ace anything???

suddenly she felt pisang when there a wind blowing in...

omg...ah pek is watching also ler...

with her proudly as a model finally turn out to be a fartly....enjoy your weekend guys...not forgotten girls also...

Standard Chartered

Anyone of my dearest readers work in Standard Chartered???

Yesterday my salary bank in to my Maybank account but fussy Maybank don’t allowed me to apply a new card 2 weeks ago as they said I must have my original IC then can apply for new atm card…wtf…

This morning I wake up and thought how fussy have to go to Maybank with my account book then queing and withdraw cash only on office hours…fark lar…then I saw a bunch of letter envelope next to my tv…I took it up and saw 1 of it was from Standard Chartered…heh…it was my atm card…

Thanks Standard Chartered as your service really fast as I was being told by your employee that if I want to reapply my card with my named on it I have to wait 3 to 4 weeks but I received it less than 2 weeks…

I ‘m confused of what your employee told me but I cant find it in the web…she told me she heard a customer told her that your atm card can being used at supermarket buying things and just swipe it…if the account got money then it can be used anywhere…she ask me to becareful as if my card being stolen then I have to cancelled it straight away to prevent my card being used by them…this seem to be so convenient to all user…

Is this true?if so then very dangerous to all user as those people whoever got our card can just go and used it anywhere…few years back when I work in Singapore,they already had this technology and when you pay at the counter they will gave an atm card reader then just key in pin number…I think this is more safer than what your employee told me just swipe…wah lau ehhh…kia si lang ler like that…

I more prefer when I pay for something,I rather have those technology…ambil kad cucuk dalam itu lobang dan picit picit….hehe…

btw i really like your new atm card and its really pretty... its really seem like a credit card...so standard...got so many jiao... :)

i dont seem like local

Few days ago I notice that my pc became slower and lagging then yesterday I go and restart it and MCB…once the screen start up it shown what kurapted…niama…everything gone and my setting all gone including my pic all gone…knn…

So I went to look for the IT people to help and it was 1st time I talk to him…at 1st I spiak lonton with him then change to bahasa kampung…hehe…

Him : Yes!!!

Me : My pc suddenly come out a sign kurapted…

Him : huh…how come?

Me : aku restart pc aku sebab slow pas ya nya keluar sign kurapt…(I restart my pc then it then suddenly shown corrupt)

Him : aiksss…kau tok lokal kar?(r u local)
Me : auk…(yup)

Him :kau dah 2 tahun kerja sitok nak?(u work here 2 years already rite)

Me : lebih dari tiga tahun dah…aku masuk bulan jun…(more than 3years…I enter here on june)

Him : slalu nampak kitak tapi aku ingat kitak ya bukan lokal pun orang dan tiba tiba kau kelakar bahasa kampung aku pun terkejut…(owes saw u but I tot u were not local and suddenly u speak village language I was shocked)

Me : kitak ingat kamek orang sineh?(whre u think I’m from)
Him : errrr…

Me : kedak orang korea kah?(seem like Korean huh)

I purposely ask him about that as in my company there used to be a lot of korean staff but one by one went back already…then he help me solve as all the setting had being renamed so when I log in as a new user to my pc…muahaha…lucky…if not really CB lor…my few weeks data that i compiled need to redo...huhu...

now people had know who i am so i cant live with low profile now...everyday have to hide from baparazi...why they discover me so fast?...now i have to go back to acting again... :P

Sunday humour - Mahaitee,Deng si peng and Klingtong eating competition

While I was in Form 5,I still remember a joke my friend told my other friend while that time I was angry but I manage to smile in my heart to pretend kool…muahaha…last night I was with my best friend Andy also my classmate when I told him I wana blog about this joke he told me this joke was being told him last time to my friends…he got this joke from his uncle living in Penang when come visiting him…this joke from Penang so I think most of West Malaysian had heard about it…

Its about three minister having their meeting but being split to three part as need to go each minister country…the three minister are Mahaitee represent Malaisia,Deng si peng represent tiong cock(laut china selatan) and Klingtong represent mui kuet(rUSA)…

Their first destination they all meet in Malaisia so after meeting,they all agree they will had a food competition and see who finish their food fastest at each country so since they were in Malaisia Mahaitee brought they all go eat na sei lei ma(nasi lemak) and as usual Mahaitee used hand,deng si peng used chopstick and klingtong used fork and knife…Mahaitee manage to win they all coz he used hand and it’s a lot easier than using chopstick,fork and knife…

2nd meeting they all went to tiong cock and Deng si peng brought they all go eat famous duck mee as Mahaitee cant eat trr bak(pok)…they eat so fast but Deng si peng manage to win they all coz he used chopstick and Mahaitee finish last as the mee really hot and nearly burn his finger…Klingtong a bit better as he still had fork and knife so he finish second…

Their 3rd and last meeting was held in mui kuet and as usual after meeting they went for the food competition…ths time they were in mui kuet so Klingtong brought they go eat their famous amok beef stick…this time Klingtong laugh at them coz they both seem weird eating as one using hand and one using chopstick and finish really slow till they had their lunch more than 2hrs…

They all end up in hotel resting and Klingtong beh song(not satisfy) ask Mahaitee and Deng si peng…

Klingtong : woi!!!Mahaitee u at ur kantry u eat rice u fast then Deng si peng eat duck mee oso fast at his kantree and at my kantree I finish fast so we all draw and no winner…

Deng si peng : ya lor

Mahaitee : we should do another competition ler but what we gonna compete?

Klingtong : we tfk lar see who brader spit out first then he win lor…

Then they all agree and went into the bathroom and start tfk…


Ok now my question is who the fastest and reason they win?
Most of my friend when I told them this joke and they all chosed klingtong…their reason was he eat meat lar,kkc big lar and coz he are ang moh kia lar…

MCB…what that all have to do with it? my short 10 inch kkc oso can win as can control it samtimes took only split second and last record of tahan blow onli 6hrs 32mins and 11 second nia…

So whose the winner???when you know the answer you will know why I was so angry that time also can laugh but in heart lar as wana kek kool mar…







Mahatee wins the competition coz he used hand to tfk while Deng si peng used chopstick to rub his kkc pity klingtong as he used the fork and knife till his kkc skin oso peel off…



Ebelibodi we all say “Ma lai sai nga Bulleh”…


Muahaha…lol


























p/s:on Friday this number 012 5478**8 call me and end call when I “halo”…yesterday morning call me again I heard 2 voice and 1 of them say”lei lou gong dou jao cho”then I “wai” the end call again…
MCB…I’m not a girl so “see lai” don’t call me again and this number are not tukang cari cipiet for ham sap lou to soot…thanks…kamsia…emm koi…tho che…teluma kasih…

Word invented and being used till today

I read my sifu blog ebeliday and just recently browsed into a new sifu linpeh blog and also found out that jokes really needed in our life…why?coz it kept us smiling…muahaha…

When I was around 4or 5years old,I heard my aunt told my cousin about this joke while she say I was too young to listen…MCB…my cousin that time also 9 or 10 years old nia…here the story…I think I forgotten some of it but I try my best to modify it to fullest…

Long long time ago,there was a couple named ah seng and ah khiaw both live happily in a farm…their farm were really big…they both really hardworking and never stop planting durian as last time u know lar durian take 10 years to harvest…ah seng do the plantation while ah khiaw do the watering and cook lunch and dinner…

They both had four naughty kids 2 dotter and 2 san…1 named ah bai coz when she was born that time time ah khiaw think she really ugly…another dotter named ah ci coz ah seng like to eat laici…1 san named ah jiao coz when ah khiaw pregnant time,she owes request ah seng go hunt bird as she likes to eat jiao…the last san of coz the best and she named him ah lan coz she like blue kaler and named her youngest san ah lan…

They all really naughty till ah seng and ah khiaw oso boi tahan see their attitude…ebeli time lunch or dinner oso hard to called them to eat…their 2 sans like to go hunting while their 2 dotter like to go play masak masak far away as scared they will burn down their house…

Ebeli time ah seng had to called ah jiao ciak png(eat rice),ah bai ciak png,ah lan ciak png and ah ci ciak png as when his son and dotter never cum bek as they all had a poor memory even their lunch or dinner time oso duno...

one day at dinner time they all gone missing and ah seng have to shout ah jiao ciak png,ah bai ciak png,ah lan ciak png and ah ci ciak png lor...he kept on repeating and after that he ask ah khiaw help coz boi tahan and no sound ledi...ah khiaw with her super kalaoke voice shout

"CiBaiLanJiao" ciak png...

thats how this word being invented and till today its still being used widely...

p/s:i know its not funny thats why i called wingz my sifu as well linpeh coz they good at jokes... :D

Men dont like to be hit on their head(top)

I think now my blog seem like to more than complaining since my car being broke in…hehe…

anyhow there one thing i want to highlight as i told the colleague of mine once already but she still repeat it…the reason when I ask her was she forgotten and duno…

yesterday morning while i was busy in Fab(cleanroom) measuring something then suddenly a book slightly knock my head…MCB…i really hate it when someone push or hit my head even it is really light…CCB…

after I finish measuring i went to look for her and waited as she was talking to someone…

her : u looking for me?

Me : yup

Her : what?

Me : most of men don’t like to being hit at their head(top)…

Her : isit?

Me : i told you once before last time so this the second time already u hit my head(top)

Her : ohhh…i’m sorry…u got told me before mer?I forgotten d…

Me : not only me as most of the men don’t like it also…

Her : isit?no one ever told me before…

Me : if u don’t believe me later u go try push or hit Ting(her bf) head or maybe just ask him what i told you…

Her : okok…later i ask him…

MCB…so blur one…i told her before but she forgotten or make duno…

Last time while i was sitting at pub,then come my colleague(ex boss) a small dragon girl(china girl) pass by and suddenly pushed my head and i shout MCB and stand up as I wanted to slap her head but she was really fast walk away and unseen…when i met her in company i pushed her head back and told her next time don’t pushed my head as i don’t like it…

Girls out there if you happen to read this post, you don’t believe go and try hit,knock or pushed your hubby or boyfriend head(top)and see what happen…i think most of men don’t like to being hit at their bottom head also as they more prefer being shaken by ur hand and kiss by ur lips… ;P muahaha

High Suck Blood Company

Last 2 weeks ago on the day my car being broke in,before that i was at office working and when i left i stop by at the main gate to return the temporary vehicle entrance pass to exchange my car license...

suddenly the security stop me and gave a cheque and told me it some money for me...at 1st i thought i was so lucky mer...when saw the cheque...MCB...













its new licensed or so called daylight money lender a.k.a ah long hia/lai chi hia...nowadays bank also learn from them as they know its really a good business...they also knew that a lot of people addicted to gambling...










dont to write so much so just one calculation enough...if borrow RM100000 for 2 years every month will need to pay RM4875 and finish 2 years it will be 117000...you see 17000 interest ler...knn...

p/s:they got licensed eh so police wont catch...lol...

PDRM

Last night it took me and my best friend Andy about half an hours thought of what words we can describe in PDRM…I told him I want to blog about it as now after my car being broke in then last Saturday I heard from one of my best pal that my other friends parents being robbed and their car also being drove off…I told Andy I cannot stand why those people in charge never do their responsibility…I also told him I might end up in jail as once I blog it out ,the whole world can read include them but I really cant stand and see…

I called my friend but he was busy to answer and called me back few hours later…I ask him that I heard his parent being robbed…yup…he told me his parent went to do offering at Tua Pek Kong temple at Buntal and being robbed at the spot…he also told me that the robber arm with knife and was four of them…the car they drove also a stolen car…

Me : Lu eh peh bo uh su bo?(how was ur parent)

R : Ma si ane lo…ko eh tang an cua…(just like that…what can be done)

Me : Lang bo su lar?(they fine rite)

R : Mik kia tiok kiok kah wah eh mak an koon tam pok ang ang ing wei e eh kim lian tiok thua(all stuff being taken and my mum neck a bit red red as her necklace being pull by them)

Me : Lang bo su ler ho lar(its fine they not being injured)

R : e lang balu sai sa jit eh Myvi pun tiok sai chaw(their 3 days old Myvi also being drove off)

Me : jin eh tiok e lang eh bin bo?( can recognized their faced or not)

R : jin eh tiok ma bo yong…mata ler bo meng(recognised their faced also no used…police never ask yo describe also)

I was shocked when he told me that even when they filed for report they also never ask his parent how was the robber looks like…they just ask where it happen,what being taken,how many people and other question.

1.How come they can treat those robber as nothing?
2.What was more important to them?
3.If those robber killed next victim they who going to responsible?
4.Can we depend on you guys?
5.Can we(victim) being given license to judge them by our own way?

Maybe I shall say that whenever there someone want to filed a report they should think of PDRM stands for “Please Don’t Rely Me” so that they wont be disappointed or angry again after what had happen to them…

In Malaysia we being taught by our educated older generation to love each other not hate so we don’t want to hate you guys. If PDRM really never did their responsibility well you guys all will make us clarify you guys as Pembawa Dengki Rakyat Malaysia to you people…

I really hope you guys should improved how to get rid of crime rather than speak…I lodge a report but what I heard from you guys was…

”itu tempat sama hospital memang selalu berlaku kes curi”

knn…you people know how to say always happen then did you guys do anything?I go jogging and never really never saw a patrol stop by or pass over…wtf…do rather than speak lar please…



p/s:last night while I was choosing dvd drama,my friend father notice me and called me ask me wore till like that go exercise isit?I told him I went jogging cum hunting and told him my car being broke in…he support me by told me if catch them whack them…I told him I definitely break their hand if can and he support also as he also will did the same if catch them..muahaha…he was waiting for his mistress as she was choosing love drama also… :D

DIGI read my blog

This morning as i just finish watching last episode of the taiwanese drama and about to sleep,i received a phone call and saw the number are from west Malaysia...its was 1++ am and i thought which fella read my blog or any wrong number called to my KL line again and calling me papa papa my diaper wet d...

its DIGI called me and thats mean my blog being read by them...*kembangnye me*...its about my previous post that i'm not happy with their services...actually i misunderstood them as they had their own reason to be so troublesome when you want to get back your number...i think i more blame their company more than their staff...i shall wrote on my blog title DIGI unfriendly staff as thats more refer to people than company...hehe...i supposed to blame those staff rather than their company...

its fate lar when a person ah beng type like me walk into any premisses where will people layan me like god...if i'm a big tauke wearing kot,drive spott kar,bodi full of gold and used nice hangpon then they will be more friendly and polite to me...muahaha...my type only ah lian,ah kiaw,ah hua and ah cu will layan me more good... :P

at last i manage to convince DIGI to let me post again that as i think i had mistaken about them...hehe...

btw i saw many World Cup balls in your outlet and if its a souvenir mind send me some of it....muahaha...biasa ler cheapskate...you want to sent me new phone also can but i dont ask much just cheap cheap phone like W850i or K800i also i happy liaw...kamsia kamsia...





p/s:i want to intro this nice drama to my dear blog reader...everynight i sleep late than usual coz of this drama and its about a poor girl dreaming of marrying a rich guy(yes...i finally finish watch it)...for older generation soli lar as i noe u pipal no watch love story eh and you pipal more to watch kungpu drama...muahaha...

DIGI unfriendly services

I went to DIGI last Monday to take back my 016 number but end up dissapointed by their services...my belonging all being took off last saturday but being accused a thief at DIGI...wtf...i hand in my SIM pack to her and she ask me last 6 number i called...i told her i cant remember my friends number but i can ensure the last called number i call frequently...she told its a must as their company policy...watever lar then i ask her i brought this SIM pack with me not enough evidence this number belong to me ar?she told me"you can took it anywhere mar"...wtf...i thought asking her that i seem like a thief isit?

Dear DIGI,

1.I can end up using your line if i lost it so you should proud have me as customer... :)
2.Nowadays Maxis,Celcom offer better than you people...
3.Why i want to steal other people number while they can track me when i activate it?

when i went MAXIS and show them my sim pack,they just issued a new sim card to me without asking anymore further question and even pity me as my stuff being stolen...i think DIGI staff should learn to be more polite...you all should be proud we using your line...

i thought of show her the bill i bought this number but i know its no used since in her mind i'm a thief...

the bill they charge me extra RM30 for sevcives(services) when i bought it 4 years ago...what service they provide?just to hand me that SIM pack from your booth cost RM30...cheh...























i manage get back my number last Thursday as on Monday i went there i dont have my temporarily IC so they dont allowed me took back this number...




















i know i should not post my number on internet as i had no choice...my KL friends number all stored in my old sim card...

To Abang-abang sekalian,

Zamry aka panjang
Annuar
Zainal
Wary

saya masih memegang janji saya kepada kamu bahawa saya akan simpan nombor ini selagi yang boleh...sekiranya anda terbaca blog ini sila msg saya dan saya masih ingat janji saya bahawa kamu orang pertama saya akan mencari jika saya menjejaki kaki di KL(tidak lama lagi)hehe...
Abang Annuar,
Kamu pernah tanya bila saya mahu kerja di KL lagi?
kalau ada kerja saya akan pergi sebab saya dah boring dekat hometown saya...hehe

AAron aka kit chai and Au yong msg ngo yi ko lei kin tou li ko blog... :)

p/s:to the girl(i forgot your number) that called few times and called me papa you can see my picture in this blog and i'm not your papa so i didnt lie to you that you called wrong number...stop calling...thanks...

Where am i when 2002 World cup(part 2)

The share holder wife knew me because whenever they were in their premisses i will serve them...no other staff want to serve them as she didnt gv any tips...

the floor manager i heard being promoted became operation manager after Mr Clement and his assistant Mr Sunny left...he forgoted he was also from land of hornbill but migrate to KL since he was young...now the place i used to work had already change name after renovation...

after i serve this girl order at 4++am if i'm not mistaken,she request me to help her and wrote something on the back of the receipt...























it was her brother birthday and request me get her 8 glass of AK-47 after 1 hour...she also request me to ask the DJ for birthday song but the DJ dont allowed as the song went to high already...i ask the operation manager and finally he talked to the DJ and she got her birthday song dedicated for her bro... :)























i kept this receipt coz of its pretty number...it you turn it backward it became 9393...

break time must had this if not sure kena fark...this pass only belong to senior server but dont know how it got in my hand and i manage to keep it until now...

working in WARP gave me a lot of experience and saw a lot of singer like Grasshopper,Eason Chan,Jimmy Lin,Eric Moo,MP4 and a lot more...working in there also can watch podium dancer but i'm not interested as the dancer quite aged and weak...there also beauty contest and once it happen there wont be a lot of customer came in early as the lighting really bright...hehe...

really a nice experience i had when i working in there...dance,joking,PR with customer and get to knew them better they will told you which big company they are from...i missed those days...

Where am i when 2002 World cup(part 1)

2006 World Cup i'm in Kuching but where am i last 2002 World Cup???

Suddenly i thought of 2002 World Cup i was wearing Japan jersey as we were requested to wore either any soccer team jersey when we work...i like Japan so i just go chee cheong kai(Petaling Street) bought a jersey...i was in KL that time working...i went to KL without letting my family knew about it as my dad wont let me travel again after i came back from Singapore year 2001...sooner i will post it out what really happen and why my dad banned me from travelling... :)...if not mistaken i called back to him few weeks later and kena fark kaw kaw in phone about 5 minute...hehe...he told me to come back as KL really dangerous and he knew 1 of my best friend was in Miri so he ask me go there to work...i told him i just arrive and havent earn money you ask me come back...after more than 25 minute i manage to convince my dad so i can work there and actually i always change topic...muahaha...

i didnt told some of my friends also as i want to surprised them when suddenly i'm no where to be found...they really get shocked when they ask my dad where am i and my dad told him he also dont know... :)

i went to Johor 1st as i want to go Singapore cancelled my work permit but cant cancelled due to no company letter so i went to find my cousin...he was still working that time and i wait till night time he finish work to his place in Johor to stay...the next morning i took early bus to go KL but i never inform my best friend that stay there....i reach KL around 4pm and called him and he was shocked when i told him i was in Pudu bus station...he told me i didnt gv any notice to him as his brother was at KL for holiday also and quite pack with people at his house...hehe...we went Genting also that night and i lost around RM70... :( ...they dont allowed me to go in also as they say my birthday havent passed so i used other door with my friends IC to get in...hehe...

my friends ask me to go try apply job as waiter in JW Marriot hotel if i'm not mistaken...fark...my memory really weak...they didnt called me after 1 week ++ so i know i need to find another job and end up working in night heaven for drugger...

Mr Clement and Mr Sunny are a great person to work with except that hamkahlink as i never go Pandan Indah with him for goyang kepala so im not his gang...his gang that going with him had a nice life working there while i'm the 1 really suffer as his gang all my senior...1st day i work there already being fark so loud at the counter as i did some minor mistake...who never did a mistake 1st day at work?i heard that Mr Clement had resign and opened his own restaurant while Mr Sunny also resign and work in other field...

the reason i resign was all the senior were never nice to their junior and always step on us...i had enough so i just resign before anything happen as once my anger came i dont know what will really happen to them whoever step on my head...the floor manager also fully support his gang and whatever i did all wrong but he cant do anything as ope manager and his assistant fully support me as they know i work with my hand and mind not mouth...

i resign by telling them i want to went back to my hometown but i always at below their disco tiil 1 day there was a fight and he came down and saw me nearby...i was always at there because the person really care for me was there...although they was just a car jockey but their heart really pure and that made me really appreciate those friends...

Mr Clement saw me and ask me go his office and his assistant Mr Sunny was inside also...i told them the truth and they ask me why i never told them earlier how those farker treat me...he ask me that"saya sama saya punya assistant pernah marah kamu kah"i just nodded my head as they really never scold me before then he told that now he gv the shirt back to me and ask me continue work...i rejected their offer and told them i want to went back my home town 1st and will work for them again when i came back KL...they both told me must looked for them to work when i'm back to KL...that night i met 1 of the share holder wife also and she ask me follow her to their premisses and she will asked Mr Clement to gv me back my job...hehe...i told her that Mr Clement offer me back to work also and i told him i need to go back my hometown 1st then see how...

to be continue...

mesra???

Today i'm onleave to go police station,bank,JPN,Digi and JPJ but end up nothing had been done and thats why i'm in office now...

i woke up this morning at 6++am and cant sleep anymore just waiting for 8am to go police station...while waiting i clean up my room as too dusty then i continue my taiwanese drama 'cia keh yu cien ren(marry a rich people)...too addicted to this drama...muahaha...my room full of love story drama...sissy huh... :P

i went out from house nearly 8am and when i reach police station i straight away to room 8 as being told last sat nite when i filed my report...the police officer told me no need receipt as the temporary document enough for me to make new IC and driving license...she ask me i only lost my IC and driving license?i told her i lost my atm, medical insurance card and handphone also...then she ask me when i filed my report last sat nite they didnt issued any lost document for my atm card?i told her no and she ask me go and get 1 outside...

Me:saya mahu ambil dokumen atm kad hilang(i want took a document for atm card lost)

1st officer:siapa panggil kamu pandai pandai masuk sahaja(who ask you go in without ask just now) *loud voice*

2nd officer:lain kali tanya sini dulu sebelum masuk(next time ask first before went in)

3rd officer:apa yang kamu mahu?(what you want)*in small voice*

me:huh

i cant hear what she say and she kept asking me thing but in really soft voice and her bahasa malaya...then she told other policemen...

3rd officer:nya sik faham apa aku madah(he doesnt understand what i say)

of coz i dont understand you as your bahasa malaya really chim...mun kitak sik pandei kelakar bahasa melayu,kelakarlah bahasa kampung...cheh...


because of 3 hentam me nad 1st officer so loud voice till whole police station people looking at me...i loud out my voice also...

me:malam sabtu lepas polis yg bertugas suruh saya datang isnin dan pergi bilik nombor lapan ambil receipt(last sat nite officer in charge as me come on monday morning to room 8 get my receipt)

i just told them i loud voice as i was mad till didnt cared they will locked me up... then they mumbling as they saw its their senior and wont believe that i filed report of lost but i didnt being issued document of lost...hehe...

mesra!!!you tell me this being called mesra?being so rude by 1st officer if i'm not mistaken his #128831...the 3rd officer so sarcastic...untung lar you my deer as people whole world know your name and signature... :P

what is this logo?we all being sucked blood by paying tax so much but where does the money go?even the photocopy machine so faded also dont want to change...malaysia bulleh...

today really damn soi as early morning breakfast kena fark in police station...knn...then i'm heading to Standard Chartered bank to apply my atm card but i dont know they start operating at 9.30am...duhhh...then i heading Maybank and it starts operating at 9.15am while it was just 8.45am...i'm heading home as being told by officer i need birth certificate to do my IC...

reach home around 9.15am and cant found my birth certificate and i called my dad whether he took it or not...its my bro took it and lock it in his drawer as he went travelling this morning...arghhh...hehe...but i managed to continue my drama till 10.45am just go bank... :)

reach Standard Chartered they told me i must had IC then can apply my atm card...duhhh...i went to JPN and they told me no need birth cert to do IC...those police really drive me mad...i was waiting nearly 1hrs then got announment say that system down...wtf...i ask them how long i will took and they told me smts its a while only...he also told me they going to closed at 1-2pm for lunch and its 12.30pm already...kns...i went to my friends shop to took picture for my car license and he told me his friends also came before me and went to do his car license also as his car also being broke in...

after took photo i went Digi to get back my number but she told me no IC she cant do anything and ask me go back within 1 week as she verified my last 6 person i called already...if not i wont be able get back my number...anyhow i must get back my Digi number as it is my KL line and most of my friends there still kept my number as i told them i wont cut this number...i didnt go Maxis as i know they sure need my IC if i want to get back my number...

i went back to JPN and my number for queing are 15 more numbers to go and suddenly i hear announcement system down...again....thats why i'm went back office...whole day cant manage do anything and tomorrow so many thing to do so i will postponed to do my car license and IC later...hehe...i still can used that document for 14 days... ;)

Damn sampah masyarakat

Parental advisory needed if you want to proceed reading...this post contain religion and 18sx...i'm straight forward person so i dont care you hate me after reading it but anyhow i want to post also...

this what i get when i did my report last night...a photocopy of document was photocopied not straight...the police also say...'itu tempat sama hospital selalu punya kes kereta kena pecah'...
nia ma...go and do more parole lar...talk more than eat rice..

cibai+lanciau+butuh apai+pukindai mak dek+sa ni ma cau ci beh(SNMCCB)+ka ni na cau ci beh(KNNCCB)+tiau nya meh cipai+pun ngin tiaw+diu nia ma chow hai+pukimak= sampah masyarakat(society rubbish)

yesterday i went jogging at Resevoir park and my car being broke in...i lost 2 handphone my wallet...i dont gv a damn so much as my license,atm card,handphone as it can being replaced but my wallet and small pouch being given by friends...my wallet being bought by my China engineer for me when he went back to married...my small pouch being by my best friend Andy as when i go gym and jogging i dont have a small pouch to put my phone...all gone now...cibai kia whoever took it...

you(sampah masyarakat) all can just took my phone and money and enough for you(sampah masyarakat) to buy cap apek liquer and cap dunia glue for you fucking people daily consumption...nothing else you people can do other than getting drunk and feeling high...pukimak you all...you all pukimak really create my anger to you(sampah masyarakat) people....i'm trying to cool down not to hate that religion as when i working in KL those religion people really treat me so nice and caring but now...mar cibai...

i swear to god,my mother in heaven,9 koi fish and goldfish on my body i will break those people(sampah masyarakat) hand when i catch you all...i dont cared i end up in jail as the police cant and dont want to do anything i help you all to reduce those society rubbish...

just now i just knew that 2 of my colleague car also being broke in when they go for jogging at there...thats mean those pukimak will always be there spying for next victim...

i really angry yesterday till i saw 2 people nearby my car and ask them to show me whats it his bag...he told me...'saya baru sampai dan mauk cari member'...i dont care you want look for your mother cibai or what...i went to the drunk groups and saw nothing similiar and to other group of glue sniffer and all get high with nothing around...i'm looking for my renoma bag as those society rubbish took it also with my oreef singlet and muller faded short in it...

today i'm going again but my main purposed not jogging but hunt those fucking sampah masyarakat that always do their pukimak activity there...

our ex prime minister cry he speak about you(sampah masyarakat) so will try help him to reduce crime and educate those fucking society rubbish... :)


p/s:i'm so angry but i managed to lol when i read wingz blog...i laugh crazily when i read people comment to him and his answer...i'm sure me now more handsome as i read it daily... :P...when i visit KL sure bring him some our famous terubok masin(kiam hu...ham ng) and belacan... :D

funny notice

My friend ask me on thursday that i know how to read chinese or not...i told him i'm a banana so dont know how to read then he ask me can understand or not...i told him no problem but mai cim cim as i cant understand...got someone put a notice on his car windscreen...muahaha...i ask my colleague just now how to read then i wrote it out for my blog...muahaha...soli as gua punya cina memang pisang so dont expect good han yi pin yin... :)


ni men wan pa che chang.qi zao pa zao hui si pu hui si de che tong pak tui mien de siao lu se me si #### "pu shi de #### kan lai yaw zen nian dou pak cai na pien.zhen tiaw lu tou shi wan pa che chang pak che wei.

cuo ren ye yaw you daw de pu yaw tai pa daw...




















direct engrish go like this...hehe

you door king eight car workshop.seven early eight early die or no die car all park opposite small road what die #### "not die want #### see come want whole year also park at there.whole small road also are king eight car workshop parking car slot.

be people also want have moral not dont so conquer.

yesterday i went his workshop again and suddenly when i want to left i thought of this notice and ask from my friend then he told me already throw away...his bro told me not yet throw away and gave to me ask me what i want do do with it...i told him i want to put in internet...he smile and ask me dont put the shop name and car number... :)

little bird

This was the 2nd time bird made their nest behind my house...1st time was last year then duno which fella either my dad or my bro go and knock off the nest...kns...i ask my bro he say my dad knock it down as nearly CNY and when i ask my dad he say he didnt do it...cheh...then i do it mer?

the stain at the right was its 1st nest...








the left over stain...knn...which ever one of them so free to destroyed this birdy nest why dont help to sweep the floor.... :P








the new ciao nest and got 2 little ciao inside it...








2 little ciao kia flew off when i climb up to took a nearer picture...knn...last time saw its still small and suddenly can fly already...








they all chilling on top of the antenna smilling at me as cant manage to took their picture...








is it swallow?...hmmm...if so then i will had a free bird nest to eat... :P

The cubicle (song)

The lyrics to the song to be sung in the tune of "You're Beautiful" byJames Blunt, play along the attached song.


My job is stupid,
My day's a bore,
Inside this office,

Nothing ever happens,
My life is pretty blank,
Pretending that I am working,
Pray I don't get canned.

My cubicle, my cubicle,
It's 1 of 62,
It's my small space,
In a crowded place,
Just a six by six board booth,
And I hate it, that's the truth.

When I give a sigh,
As the boss walks by,
No one ever talks to me,
Or looks me in the eye,
And I really should work,
But instead I just sit here,
And surf the internet.

And my cubicle, my cubicle,
It doesn't have a view,
It's my small space,
In a crowded place,
I sit inside there too,
And sometimes I sit here nude.


actually when i 1st received this song on 26th of June it made me smile while listening on it as i'm sitting in a cubicle also...i plan to wrote the lyrics out in my blog today as when i 1st received it there was no lyrics then i remember Vivian got send me an email on 1st July with title The Cubicle (song) so i open my gmail and saw got lyrics also...thanks viv... :) ...i need not have to waste my time wrote the lyrics out... :P

small dinner

17th of June Lydia organised a small dinner party at her house...she say just a small dinner as not any birthday celebration...her actual birthday was few days after...

Lydia(2nd from right) and her sis...


















the flower that i promised last year that when she came back from her convo at MMU i will gave her...hehe...paiseh for long delay...1st time i bought flower so if its ugly sorry ya... :)


















i just blog about this small dinner because i just received the photo today... :)

i was a bit drunk that night as drink vodka(pop with sprite recommended by her father) with her father...that night i vomit 2 times and next morning vomit 4 times if i'm not mistaken...

p/s:never drank with empty stomach... :( ... (i heard her father drunk also) :P

my sunroof

1 more problem i'm having as my car sunroof after fixing it dont know it will leaking as the metal i used to cover it not enough thick...now already damn heavy...








my friends told me he need to choked it up the metal using 6 screw and dont know it will leaking or not...sigh...








he even help me asked his friend just bought a sunroof and it cost 1k ++...damn so expensive....at least i knew there are few cars sunroof flew off also... :)

TOMS 2 piece rims...this how it looks like after being unscrewed off for spraying...








i thought of spraying my rims also as it had so much scratches and my friend told me really hard to unscrewed off it... :(








when i 1st saw this rims i never thought of bought it as it was so ugly till i carry the rims and it was so light...i like this rims its because it was so light and its from japan...i wont bought a Malaysia made rims that will broken into 2 pieces when rammed into a pothole...








my front tower bar...its really light...








quite a lot of people even mechanic envy of my car as i had 15 inch Mugen rims and Spoon Sports tower bar and they all ask me where i bought it and how much...i never thought of buying this rims as before that i bought an integra original rims and being sold off by my friend when i left it at my friend shop then as replacement he introduced me to this rims...my tower bar i bought it from my colleague that sold off his eg9 but still kept it...

this are my friend younger brother(ah kym)...he is not spraying my car but he did spraying at that workshop also...the 3 brothers working in 1 workshop but have their own customer... :)