Saturday, July 28, 2007

First i wana say last nite i learn new thing last nite "sim ai cheng/heart must clear" that do things must have deep thinking of it... :D

last week a fren visited came to the place i stay to met up with my owner brother then he looked in the aquarium whre used to be a flower horn fish live in then he asked us whre the fish so we all gv him weird answer but actually the fish dead long time ago...he saw a lot of jentik-jentik/mosquekito child in it then told us its dangerous...

few days ago my house owner/fren asked my roomate to clean it but he din clean it...actually last time i clean before but its very ma huan coz don have the cui paip/waterhorse then have to used tong/pale scoop the water bit by bit...then my roomate say try to put clorox in it see whether the jentik-jentik/mosquekito child die anot...

yesterday i saw the water so clear and while watching tv my house owner/fren brother told me the mosquekito bites reli bisa/poisonous then he told me he had put clorox in the aquarium but the jentik-jentik/mosquekito child still alive...i looked in the water saw the jentik-jentik/mosquekito child all so damn big bout more than 1 cm long...

this few days while i resting or watching tv in my room or living room i felt a lot of mosquekito bites as i were wondering how come it can survive on 14th floor then found out in the aquarium whre the mosquekito have been born till its granson/grandoter ledi...

few things i din get rid of the mosquekito coz...

1.few days i being tested bites by it but i stil get no dengue sign so its save to have it as pet.

2.oldman lyk me had high blood pressure so it help me reduce it by sucking out my blood.

3.we should not kill living things coz they had lives and mother born oso.

4.poor ppl lyk me din get the chance to go south apricot so mosquekito white and black stripes i can imagine it as zebra. animals!!!

Thursday, July 19, 2007

celebrity vs sexlebrity

after few incident tat hapen now i dont go for group meet or having photo with the person im not closed with...first my photo being post out then second my photo being distributed as someone told me before that those in the meet will onli had the photo but in the end those not in the meet got saw my photo with someone n told me...last time i felt weird coz those nvr meet me can noe who am i when they firdt saw me then i noe y...i cant trust anyone now except few only...

thre were few times that my customer snap photo then i look of them even asked me to take photo with her galfren then i ran away and he stil told me don be shy...smts while walking to work some of them even did shooting along the road that made me owes need to look down at the road...

thre was one time my fren gf asked me help her snap her photo outside my working place and must have my outlet name with it...i purposely disturb her by snap my outlet named onli and only seen her hair...LOL

after snap her photo his boyfren with his ex colleague then she asked me to had a photo with her than i say no and her reply...

her :fark u lar!!!im celebrity oso din say anything when took pigcher...

me :we diffrent mar!u celebrity on stage while i sexlebrity online mar!

her :honey...u see him tat i wana took pigcher with him he say no...

then i ran to the other side before his boyfren asked me to had photo with her :D

ps :on tuesday me,my ex assistant manager n ex manager went to ice skating and had reli fun while we stil plan to go everyday to practice*i told them kenot as once a week can lar coz i wil die of pokai coz not cheap* i feel like wana die coz i fell 4 times in one and a half hours skate and my whole body pain...when i sneeze my chest oso pain coz i fell 1 times on it...duno how my assistant manager got a arabian boy out from nowhere then passed to me while i nearly fell few times coz he hold my hand and pulled me lucky i managed to balanced...sure ppl tot my wife a arabian coz i brought along a arabian kid to skate...i stil need to learn skating but in the end teach lil boy to skate pulak...

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

After few month work at a place that i just knew few days ago my boss sold all his property including his marsilly slk spork and his 1.5 million house in mont kiara/tropicana that he ran away...

sial to had tis kind of boss that left a lot of shit behind which me,assitant manager and manager need to work for free in July just to pay all those other farker staff that never understand and everytime shout for salary and blame my manager not paying their salary...sometimes need to deal with supplier that my boss owe...owes kena fark kao kao everytime by them and even i nearly wack 1 of the supplier who so snobbish came shouting and ask my manager knew who he was and the money we owe...

fark u lar!!!i never sked lar even u drive marsilly coz u deal with our boss not us and we can denied not to paid by just let u wait till our farking boss come back which he will never...

think back i din off for 3 month ++ now i got some free time i wana go do wat i dream about it but cant make it...

first i wana go ice skating as 1st time i reach kl in 2002 i told my bestfren can we go sunway pyramid as i like ice skating...then last year november in singapork i watch korean drama full house i saw ice skating in the drama make me wana skate,my assistant manager and manager plan to go on June but cant make it but few hours later we goin to skate as we discuss it at old klang road just now while having bak kut teh to celebrate our last day... :D

now i wana fake fake say i cant remember someone owe me a feili loda ride and movie maratong dai hark poh,telanporkmer,hairy porker and louhaikai...who tat person???blame me so old and forgetful...

most important thing wana do was wat i missed out meeting someone so important...super VIP... ;)

ps: i tink my stomach injured as just now i pang sai then the blood came out so thick as it must be every morning i had more than 20 cilipadi with my breakfast...i cant live without spicy!!!

Sunday, July 15, 2007

sohai nearly become headline of newspaper

Since that yesterday i need to come early before 2.30pm to work so friday nite i left early at 11.20pm and walk from kl to hang tuah lrt station and i ran/walk so i could catch last train...i reached thre about 11.4+ pm then i saw its closed already...

fark!!!so tired halfway walk and run and not forgotten drank 2 pint/3mug of beer nearly made me vomited...cibai!!!

i thot of walking back to my work place and wait till 6am then walk back to lrt station...then i remember when 1999 me and my bestfren and his ex at airport playing pools at when about went back time at 3++am if i not mistaken they make fun of me by drove off and round and round there so i just walked home and all the way i were hiding so they cant found me and reached home about 6am...that time my dad gv me nickname oh ew thang/oil tank coz my waist bout my waist bout 38 inch as long time din measure so i think i can stil did it again...

wat else i just walk lor...its not easy walk at highway i think its besraya highway coz few things need to worried about...

1st thing need to worried coz the white line realy small that mean i walked 1 leg inside white line while the other leg out of it so you all know how car travel in highway at least 100kmh that mean the drive a bit inside i will be flying high...

2nd ler i met stray dog which bark non stop at me then i look back as prepared to kick their head if they came near...they nvr came... ;)

*important!!!kick crazy dog at their head/face as u kick their body they stil got chance to bite u n if u wan more fun grab its mouth and smash on its nose then it bleed then died...tis wan fren taught me wan but i nvr try before but might try* ;)

3rd thing i met a crazy person but lucky he din wack me with his umbrella coz i saw he walk then stop and swing his umbrella...i walked passby him and lucky nothing happen else the newspaper headline will be a sohai walking along highway being knocked dead by car,stray dog being killed or crazy man being whacked...

finally i reach home around 1am...

last nite i walked back again and this time met stray dog and about 200 metre the road light were out so its dark and i wore black...

yeah!!!i stil alive here typing!!!


btw how many kilometer walk from kl to cheras hah???

ps: now i walk lyk tua lam pah coz below my feet phong pha!!!sial!!!

tonite duno stil can walk onot if i missed train...

Thursday, July 12, 2007

soon gona be my grandlosodotter tag me

This grandlososon just adopted me as his granpa then tag me to clarify whether i should treat him as my granson coz i tot of since he so loso i might treat him as my grandoter... :D

he wana know 7 farks about me so i do lar since he requested else he say tis ah kong no used wan...

1.i got a pair of hands,legs,eyes,ears,ka chrng but i stil wana tel ya all i got smth hide between my legs...smts it seen sexy chicks it help me pointing at them then pointing to my belly without they notice it...*reli no manners as simply pointing* :D

2.i got a hole tat open n closed when i wan help me communicate with other so tat they not asshole but its called mouth...

3.i was born 62yrs ago by a precious women which i called her mom...

4.i stil cant figured it out why i used my brain to think while i seen some ppl never used it. *sigh*

5.they say the polluted air and haze is killing but i cant stop breathing!am i dying coz i breath every single milisecond?

6.i drink water everyday...

7.i stil pangsai eventho they say its smelly and that kept me wondering they dont pangsai kar since they say its smelly :\

done liao my grandlososon/dotter so now u can know more of ur ah kong...

Monday, July 09, 2007

Bogus cop

Last week while i was walking at the backstreet not as usualy i travel on the front street then i being grab at my hand so hard by a man...i was shocked and nearly punch his face as i tot he were one of the robber...he grab my hand as he told me to accompany him as thre is one robber at the tree thre wana rob him...

i asked him let go my hand then he told me he mean no harm...i told him second time to let go my hand with a louder voice and he told me look at his face as he a good guy...*cant judge u by ur face lar!sohai*the third time i told him then he let go of my hand as i raise my voice louder...he asked me stay with him few minutes till the robber gone off...i told him next time u wan help just ask properly by not grab ppl hand so hard then he began say sorry sorry...

i look at the tree and there indeed a farker on the bike hiding and when he saw me looking at him he sped off...i asked him why he stopped u then he told me tat fella told him he was from Bukit Aman police...the farker told him tat he was drunk but wat drunk have to do with walking drunk...he show tat farker his IC then asked to show his handphone...

i asked him tat farker asked for his handphone coz he wana check whether got porn rite?tis was all police trick coz they wana asked for money...he told me tat the farker wana rob his handphone coz he carry expensive wan and he showed me...*nabueh...1 year ago indeed expensib but its cheap lar coz now its so big n heavy til can used as a hammer*he told me once he took out his fon then tat farker wana grab it...

wat else once i heard the story of the farker then he passby us again using his bike and i yell at him coz i hate robber...he look back and few minutes later passby in front of me but don dared to look at me and i tot of kick his head to make him fell off...tat farker seem so young and how could tis guy believe he is a police...i tried to look at his bike registration number but it was broken half...

this place really full of crime...i hope thre a robber approach me then i can wack kao him... ;)

ps:last month my thumb got pus and now my middle finger pulak...sial!!!

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Please think wisely

i ran out of idea wat to post so i just shared out email i received last year...u might just read but no need to comment coz i dowan anything happen then u all oso involved ;)

*Still wana stay in Malaysia,read this....GOOD COUNTRY WITH BAD PEOPLE**
List of racial discriminations in Malaysia, practiced by government aswellas government agencies. This list is an open secret. Best verifiedby government itself because it got the statistics. This list is not inthe order of importance, that means the first one on the list is not themost important and the last one on the list does not mean leastimportant. This list is a common knowledge to a lot of Malaysians,especially those non-malays (Chinese, Ibans, Kadazans, Orang Asli,Indians, etc) who were being racially discriminated. Figures in thislist are estimates only and please take it as a guide only. Governmentof Malaysia has the most correct figures. Is government of Malaysia tooashamed to publish their racist acts by publishing racial statistics?This list cover a period of about 48 years since independence (1957).List of racial discriminations (Malaysia):*

(1) Out of all the 5 major banks, only one bank is multi-racial, the rest are controlled by Malays

(2) 99% of Petronas directors are malays

(3) 3% of Petronas employees are Chinese

(4) 99% of 2000 Petronas gasoline stations are owned by malays

(5) 100% all contractors working under Petronas projects must be bumis

(6) 0% of non-malays staffs is legally required in malay companies. Butthere must be 30% malays staffs in Chinese companies.

(7) 5% of all new intake for government police, nurses, army, isnon-malays.

(8) 2% is the present Chinese staff in Royal Malaysian Air Force (RMAF),drop from 40% in 1960

(9) 2% is the percentage of non-malays government servants in Putrajaya.But malays make up 98%

(10) 7% is the percentage of Chinese government servants in the wholegovernment (in 2004), drop from 30% in 1960

(11) 95% of government contracts are given to malays

(12) 100% all business licensees are controlled by malay government permits, Approved permits, etc

(13) 80% of the Chinese rice millers in Kedah had to be sold to malaycontrolled Bernas in 1980s. Otherwise, life is make difficult forChinese rice millers

(14) 100 big companies set up, owned and managed by Chinese Malaysiansweretaken over by government, and later managed by malays since 1970se.g. UTC, UMBC, MISC, etc

(15) At least 10 Chinese owned bus companies (throughout Malaysia,throughout 40 years) had to be sold to MARA or other malay transportcompanies due to rejection by malay authority to Chinese application forbus routes and rejection for their application for new buses

(16) 2 Chinese taxi drivers were barred from driving in Johor Larkin busstation. There are about 30 taxi drivers and 3 are Chinese in October2004. Spoiling taxi club properties was the reason given

(17) 0 non-malays are allowed to get shop lots in the new Muar busstation (November 2004)

(18) 8000 billions ringgit is the total amount the government channeledto malays pockets through ASB, ASN, MARA, privatisation of governmentagencies, Tabung Haji etc, through NEP over 34 years period

(19) 48 Chinese primary schools closed down since 1968 - 2000

(20) 144 Indian primary schools closed down since 1968 - 2000

(21) 2637 malay primary schools built since 1968 - 2000

(22) 2.5% is government budget for Chinese primary schools. Indianschools got only 1%, malay schools got 96.5%

(23) While a Chinese parent with RM1000 salary (monthly) cannot getschool-text-book-loan, a malay parent with RM2000 salary is eligible

(24) 10 all public universities vice chancellors are malays

(25) 5% - the government universities lecturers of non-malay origins hadbeen reduced from about 70% in 1965 to only 5% in 2004

(26) Only 5% is given to non-malays for government scholarships over 40years

(27) 0 Chinese or Indians were sent to Japan and Korea under "Look EastPolicy"

(28) 128 STPM Chinese top students could not get into the course thatthey aspired i.e. Medicine (in 2004)

(29) 10% place for non-bumi students for MARA science schools beginningfrom year 2003, but only 7% are filled. Before that it was 100% malays

(30) 50 cases whereby Chinese and Indian Malaysians, are beaten up inthe National Service program in 2003

(31) 25% is Malaysian Chinese population in 2004, drop from 45% in 1957

(32) 7% is the present Malaysian Indians population (2004), a drop from12% in 1957

(33) 2 millions Chinese Malaysians had emigrated to overseas since 40years ago

(34) 0.5 million Indians Malaysians had emigrated to overseas

(35) 3 millions Indonesians had migrated into Malaysia and becameMalaysian citizens with bumis status.

(36) 600000 are the Chinese and Indians Malaysians with red IC and wererejected repeatedly when applying for citizenship for 40 years. Perhaps60% of them had already passed away due to old age. This shows racism ofhow easily Indonesians got their citizenships compare with the Chineseand Indians

(37) 5% - 15% discount for a malay to buy a house, regardless whetherthe malay is rich or poor

(38) 2% is what Chinese new villages get compare with 98% of what malays villages got for rural development budget

(39) 50 road names (at least) had been change from Chinese names toother names

(40) 1 Dewan Gan Boon Leong (in Malacca) was altered to other name (e.g.Dewan Serbaguna or sort) when it was being officially used for a fewdays. Government try to shun Chinese names. This racism happened inaround year 2000 or sort

(41) 0 temples/churches were built for each housing estate. But everyhousing estate got at least one mosque/surau built

(42) 3000 mosques/surau were built in all housing estates throughoutMalaysia since 1970. No temples, no churches are required to be built inhousing estates

(43) 1 Catholic church in Shah Alam took 20 years to apply to beconstructed. But told by malay authority that it must look like a factory and not look like a church. Still not yet approved in 2004

(44) 1 publishing of Bible in Iban language banned (in 2002)

(45) 0 of the government TV stations (RTM1, RTM2, TV3) are directors ofnon-malays origin

(46) 30 government produced TV dramas and films always showed that thebad guys had Chinese face, and the good guys had malay face. You cancheck it out since 1970s. Recent years, this tendency becomes less

(47) 10 times, at least, malays (especially Umno) had threatened tomassacre the Chinese Malaysians using May 13 since 1969

(48) 20 constituencies won by DAP would not get funds from thegovernment to develop. Or these Chinese majority constituencies would bethe last to bedeveloped

(49) 100 constituencies (parliaments and states) had been racistlyre-delineated so Chinese voters were diluted that Chinese candidates,particularly DAP candidates lost in election since 1970s

(50) Only 3 out of 12 human rights items are ratified by Malaysiagovernment since 1960

(51) 0 elimination of, all forms of racial discrimination (UN HumanRights) is not ratified by Malaysia government since 1960s

(52) 20 reported cases whereby malay ambulance attendance treatedChinese patients inhumanely, and malay government hospital staffspurposely delay attending to Chinese patients in 2003. Unreported casesmay be 200

(53) 50 cases each year whereby Chinese, especially Chinese youths beingbeaten up by malay youths in public places. We may check at policereports provided the police took the report, otherwise there will be norecord

(54) 20 cases every year whereby Chinese drivers who accidentallyknocked down malays were seriously assaulted or killed by malays

(55) 12% is what ASB/ASN got per annum while banks fixed deposit is onlyabout 3.5% per annum*

ps :nowadaes life began more hard as being given some of great choice but till now i still cant made up my mind...anyhow i still need to find a new job...several good opportunity some with good future but a bit lower pay then fren offer me took over his business currently he is running now with income 2 times wat i got now...its reli a lot for me coz my level of study onli spm and even tat i oso failed... :(

pps:last sunday nite my regular customer asked a scissor from me n then she said if dun have knife oso can so i passed her the knife then she cut 1 bak chang gv me n asked whre my assistant manager as she wana gv him 1 oso...she n her husband just back from melaka day trip by car and she say its reli famous nyonya bak chang...when i open it i saw how come oh ceh wan as i tot it got pi tan/preserved egg then its just a colouring...i bite it n its reli delicious but a bit sweet n kiam siap of the bak...a quater of it i throw away coz i don eat rice...finally i manage to eat bak chang :D

shhhhh...she is here again n just gv my manager the bak chang... :D

wooohooo...tis year got bak chang to eat coz if not i need to wait next year as khehmak say next year baru she gv me :(

*i beter stop here complaining bout bak chang else she bring rotan liao*