Saturday, February 17, 2007

Gong Xi Fatt Cai everyone

It will be my 1st Chinese New Year out from my hometown...even if in my hometown i felt like im not in my hometown oso...its few yrs ledi tat i nvr felt wat is tuan nian fan as every yrs i dinner at diffrent fren house as being invited...i seldom had with my own family so im used to it ledi...since its CNY holiday my brain sot sot ledi to wrote down some...
Nampak pompuan ingat puki,
tengok batang fikir laki,
tak adenya manusia sejati,
kalau ada,semua buruk hati.

singgah kedai teh mali,
mau hutang ini hali,
sebab harga naik lagi,
simua jasa olang besar punya bakti.

kalau hendak pigi pekan,
itu pun pakai kaki jalan,
bukan mau sihatkan badan,
ini kirja itu kirajaan.

olang kuat kasi bagi,
harga tol naik lagi,
lambung macam gila babi,
ini maciam mana bolih jadi.

okok...since its CNY so i think i wana wish you all...

Esok hari tahun baru,
Sudah lama simua tunggu,
Gua ucapkan,Gong Xi Gong Xi dulu,
Kepada semi bulu,ka ni na lau bu.

To all my dearest readers i want to wish you all...

Happy Chinese New Year

Gong Xi Fatt Chai

ps :felt like wana sing song pulak duno y as i think the wire in my brain sot...

ci too long tong ciang tong ciang,
wo men ci bai nian,
ta jia lai kuo ci nian,
cia cia pu pu siao pai lian,
tak cia lai kuo ci nian,
wo men ci bai nian.

;) ;) ;) :) :) :) :D :D :D

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

no brain tag part 2

37. Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend?
cow...coz they like play in the mud...

38. Window seat or aisle?
window used to fix at the wall not seat...

39. Ever met anyone famous?
no...i scared i famous than them...

40. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
my life suck...

41. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
no twirl or cut coz no eat it...

42. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
ah nel

43. Basketball or Football?
i duno how to play balls...

44. How long do your showers last?
see how mani part to wash

45. Automatic or do you drive a stick?
stick as it can go up and down...*automatic waste moniy coz need to buy batery*

46. Cake or ice cream?
dieting now...

47. Are you self-conscious?
i'm self-confucious

48. Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
i drank so much i grew up lerr!!!

49. Have you ever given money to a beggar?
karentli i need them to gv me..

50. Have you been in love?
no gal how to luv???

51. Where do you wish you were?

52. Are you wearing socks?
sial santa stold it last kerismas...

53.Have you ever ride in ambulance?
nope....when u wana gv me a ride???

54. Can you tango?
can u mango???

55.Last gift you received?
this no brain tag...

56. Last sport you played?
im 62 tis yr so too old to limbember

57. Things you spends a lot of money on?

58.Where do you live?
in a square wall

59. Where do you born?
between legs...

60. Last wedding attended?
see ans 56

61. Spit or swallow?
on ur face i spit on lenglui face i spit oso...

62. Favorite position?

63. Most hated food(s)?

64. What's your least favorite?

65. Can you sing?
when the bulung gagak cant sing

66. Last person you instant massaged?
see ans 60

67. Last place you went to holidays?
Alor stleet

68. Favorite regular drink?
air paip

69. Current song?
Tiada Lagi

70.Tag 3 friend?
i had no fren how to tag???

ps :last yr 14th feb nite me and 2 bakcelor fren went out as i suckjes since we all bakcelor we had bakcelor nite out...then we met few bakcelees in pub which my fren fren when we go hunt for any single lui...
i wonder how tis yr as 1 of us got galpren n anader 1 i heard chasing a anonymous gal which i duno but i hope they were togader now...for me stil...longly...i'm so longly...i hv my body but no galdy...
its good oso as it save moniy buying rose + kandel lite dinner + hotel + condom *mayb* :D

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

70 no brain question part 1

Now i just got time to done half of tis tag by brader Pisang...soli as i done half onli coz brain jammed...i noe u sure can wait for 2nd part... ;)

1. Are your parents married or divorced?
i duno coz i was not being invited to their wedding dinner or witness...if u ask whre im from...i'm born from gu chia lin/cow car wheel ...

2. Are you a vegetarian?
do sand,rock,soail n grass count coz currently jobless i onli eat those...

3. Do you believe in Heaven?
when i got thre i email u for further details...

4. Have you ever come close to dying?
i hope so but now still nvr met it...

5. What jewelery do you wear 24/7?
nth can buy lan ciao

6. Favorite time of day?

7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
i even eat the soil they used to plant wit it tat y i so healthy...

8. Do you wear makeup?
just some nuts on my face....

9. Ever have plastic surgery?
tot of it when i saw Jay Lo shake her butt...

10. Do you colour your hair?
my mom help me colour it black when i were born...

11. What do you wear to bed?

12. Have you ever done anything illegal?
selling porn counted?

13. Can you roll your tongue?
i no suck cock so can roll oso no used...

14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
onli trim...

15. What kind of sneakers?
i more prefer M&M cokulat...

16. Do you believe in Abortions?
no...coz i used to be in planning to be aborted but now stil here...knn

17. What is your Hair color?
which part??? *wink*

18. Future child’s name?
nvr tot of it coz no gals wana married a poor LC

19. Do you snore?
i plan to go for it when i vacationing in island... *snokeling*

20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
hell...i blip i got a lot of fren thre...

21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
onli slp wit broom n mop...

22. If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
buy Genting Kasinok with unkle lim long sek n do biz wit it coz its veli untung open kasinok..

23. Gold or silver?

24. Hamburger or hot dog?
french fried

25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

26. City, beach or country?
under the bridge...

27. What was the last thing you touched?
my dried torn lip

28. Where did you eat last?
my lip skin

29. When’s the last time you cried?
just now when i vomit...

30. Do you read blogs?
no worr...i onli read words

31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
can make moniy with it i wil try...

32. Ever been involved with the police?
np...til now no leng lui join police...

33. What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap?
kiam nerng/salt egg wil do both...

34. Do you talk in your sleep?
yeah babi...come on babi...fark tat count???

35. Ocean or pool?

p/s :Last friday my best fren came to kl attend courses at klcc on sat n sun so i go meet up with him which he came with his bro...they stay at Tmn Midah which took me smts to look for tat place...aft tat we went to sitapak for yumcha using his bro fren car which attend the courses car i asked my best fren for his baby doter photo which now bekam my fon piak cua/wall paper/dinding kertas n he said tis friday he kam again wil gv me more updated foto ;)...reach thre my fren bro ohder nasi lemak then i told him kpg baru more nice n i being stared by four gals as i aksidentali knock their table while they eating...knnn...if they all 4 kam attack i oso no sked as their size seem like stick,short n went thre aft nearly 1 hr we sit thre n we got off as his bro say too much malay n sked later got any prob...we went to the place they say kater which in sitapak again...LOL...going bek to wangsa maju again coz they say a lot of gals thre but tat nite onli batang...tiu...we just noe its exam time...wrong timing...sial...nwm...tis weekend mayb... :D

Thursday, February 01, 2007


I'm just a low skool kids failed my Form 5 so the best nomoney and cutergoli for me is LC...i seen a lot of my fren all skool hai hai and got nice job and nice pay but all i got is nothing...i met some of my fren on9 and the more i met the more i felt far...some of them got me shocked as they all so the hai rank position while i just a small ant around...from my face can be seen tat i a LC ppl...

*tat y im not meeting up gals blogkers coz their rank and all skool veli hai*

last sunday nite i went Kampung Baru to tapao some food for my fren and suddenly 1 of them ask me tat i from Sabah kar?i asked him how he would knew and he told me can see thru my face...i told him i'm from Sarawak n anader the chef pula say he had a fren chainis from Saeawak oso which sell vcd...i asked him pirated kar he told me wat else can be sell if not pirated...then he asked me wana put cow and hum in the kuey tiu goleng onot i told him just put coz its for my fren as if me i no eat cow coz i pai sin wan n no eat hum coz my blood dirty...then he asked for my fren sell vcd wan kar?

*my appearance reli showing im a LC ppl*

monday nite ler thre a fren i knew few years ago when i work here...i saw him few times ledi but din greet him but last monday nite i greet him and he asked me my face familiar...he asked me the vcd seller in Jalan Alor kar as my face seem familiar?macipet...i told him i knew you tat time u just join pulis n wore uniform...then he asked me again not vcd seller from Jalan Alor kar?i told him i work at WxxP when i just knew him tat time...

LC in engfish mean Low Class

LC in chainis mean Lan Ciao

LC in malai mean Laki Cilaka

hum in engfish mean oyster

hum in chainis mean cibeh

hum in malai mean ... *i oso duno*

p/s :now our country getting more worse of those who misused their power like last monday nite i went to behind ParkRoyal hotel to find a pulis...he catch my fren sister coz her permit expired and asked for rm1200...i knew wat was in tat mangkali mind coz he tot when she cant pay she will offer everything...i went to behind the hotel thre and make few round n tat place reli dark n a lot of bangkali n thaikali living thre if not mistaken...lastly my other fren found tat tourist pulis at diffrent area which misused his power to catch ppl coz he not in duty and he just a tourist pulis...after some discussion he agree to let go coz my fren knew more bout law n he got sked...