new era everything oso new...

First of all when you see this pigcer wat wil u tink of???

a hair clip rite???

well r u sure!!!

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but i stil wana tocer u all...

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regarding modern...

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new teh kho!!!

so how ladies!!!dare to wear bo???

if u all wan more laughter click below...

bai xiao hua mu lan episode 1 (act2 part 1)

bai xiao hua mu lan episode 1 (act2 part 2)

nice healthy food

Now i want to introduce a nice healthy food...i din tot of it when i went thre eat but i ever told VIP i like to eat that...






while i were busy drinking the soup and eating tau pok,the VIP asked me i like to eat that thing cooked with the soup and straight got get for me...so good as treat us eat and get something i like for me... ;)







the place we had lunch reli famous and ren san ren hai of customers but the workers thre very sek cui when i asked for something...







after eaten 2 of those then at nite time i phang phui non stop...lucky my roomate had to work overtime tat nite else not only human but ghost oso mah shang jou when smell it...






some hokkien words i used if u no understand else i wil being asked wat i tok bout...




tau pok = bean thin


sek cui = colour water


phang phui = let spit






some mandarin words




ren san ren hai = human mountain human sea


mah sang jou = horse up run

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wana to know wat the healthy food like?
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i heard it reli good for health...
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not forgotten it can chased bad spirit away...
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introducing nice and healthy food that even eat alot oso nevermind coz no cholesterol or fat...
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boxing soup!!!

its damn healthy ler... ;)

monday blues laughter

Last month i read in Star newspaper and found its funny and true...since its monday although i nvr felt anything but i heard a lot of complain about monday blues...





*i type if from the newpaper page i kept*



enjoy reading it...



Why men are happier...



Your Last name stays put

The garage is all yours

Wedding plans take care of themself

Chocolate is just another snack

You can be president

You can nvr be pregnant

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park

You can wear no T-shirt to water park



Car mechanics tell you the truth

The world is our urinal

You will nvr have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one just too icky

You don't have to stop and think to which way to turn a nut on a bolt

Same work,more pay

Wrinkles add character

People nvr stare at your chest when you're talking to them



The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected

New shoes don't cut,blister,or mangle your feet

One mood - all the time

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat

You know stuff about tanks



A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase

You can open all your own jars

You extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you,he or she can still be your friend



Your underwear is RM93 for three-pack

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough

You almost nvr have strap problems in public

You almost nvr have strap problems in public

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes

Everything on your face stays its original colour

The same hairstyle last for years,maybe decades

You only have to shave your face and neck :D



You can plays with toys all your life

Your belly usually hide your big hips

One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.





if those still cant get out of the blues watch this video link as i duno how to post it up....



click here

paiseh buying things that not belong to me

Last saturday morning suddenly my house owner came my room whre me and roomate toking then he asked me took my fon wrote down the name on his msg and help him bought from pharmacy later when i go online...*2 postinor*i told him no nid as i can remember the name... ;)





i guessed its something got to do with sex so i asked him then he told me its nth lar...i laughed and told him its must be some thing to do with...*i knew it coz his gf will be arrived few hours later* finally he told us while laughing say tat tis time he wana put it inside...LOL





i go bought in the afternoon when he gv me rm60 and asked me bought smth from supermarket...i reached the pharmacy i saw a few malay saleslady and then a chainis guy came asked me wat i wan...i feel a bit embarassed and pretend duno the named of the medicine...errrr...errrr...then i told him its my fren asked me bought it and i pretend duno the named...errrr...errrr...got posttt..postii...postinor kar???





he show me just and told me he not recomended tis coz too high level of *i forgot wat he say liao* and show me other type but more expensib...i asked him 1 of the type got how many tablet he say got 21 and says it need to take it 3 weeks and 4th week is the red flag week so no nid take...he told me again that tis type i bought not reli good as first timer wil felt pain coz the nen nen wil have a lot water inside n cibai oso then wil b pain... :D



*aunty passby me gv me 1 kind of look*



*na beh lar aunty!!!not for me lar as i bought for fren nia and i learning more bout it onli ler*



then i took the chance told him in a bit loud tat i tink i stick to tis as tis wat my fren ask me help him bought and tat kind of ppl mayb wan cheap cheap eh while the aunty paying for smth she bought...*not wanted the aunty think bad bout me*



after i bought it i went supermarket nearby to get some household he asked me to bought...after reached home,i placed everything on table while wana sttuck it in the fridge then he came out took the tablet from me and i told him wat the pharmacies told me...he asked me y no bought the expensib wan so i told him i tot u wan tis wan as u asked for tis type and tis wan can b taken oso but 1 month cant be more than 4 tablets!



i went in my room my roomate asked me whre the things...i told him owner took liao then he asked me y no bring in first mar he can noe wat to buy next time...i told him the price he got shock as me too when heard the price from the pharmacies...rm3.90 *i owes tot tis kind of thingy veli sexpensib*



evening time while i wana take bath go out then my house owner asked me again y no bought the expensib wan and tis time his gf sat beside him...*i damn kao malu when in pharmacy now in house oso malu*i told him it can be taken oso as pharmacies advice not good tis type coz too strong and just don over 4 tablets a month...*his gf looked at me seem lyk smth to asked but did not asked*i told him its safe just tat got 1 type 21 tablets nid to consume for 3 weeks n its veli ma huan coz not tat strong...*tat time his gf stil looked at me*



*macibai arrr!!!i wana stuck my head in the fridge coz tat time i open fridge....malunye!!!*

i stil remember few years back when my fren asked me bought some sex toys for him from india street...i went thre looked for james bond bag as i knew thre can be found those stuff liao coz easy when police came they just close the bag n run...i bought from the malay guys who tat time seem a bit high and i asked for bargain few stuff i took...then i paid him and he don have small notes so he went into the shop and asked the lady change for him small change...*macipett!!!india street if u ever been there u all will know the crowd apatah lagi the clothes shop saleslady all looked at me...malunye!!!*



i told my fren who asked me bought it and he LOL at me...kanineh!!!



he oso told me tat day his gf offday so tis toys good stuff to try it at nite...the next day i asked him how was the toys he told me no used wan as cant grip...*LOL*if i not mistaken he told me onli 1 of the toys can be used nia... o.O



*im hapi as few years later they married at least i knew he din simply used that toys on ppl doters...i oso the witness for their marriage n tat time while the marriage ppl read out and asked him swear on the marriage i saw his hand put behind while his finger crossed* :D

western combined with chainis food

updated at 2.36am 4/8/2007


*if someone saw a treler hit and run a motorbike around 10++am yesterday at Plaza Phonix pls contact me...if you manage wrote down the treler number i more appreciate...thanks...*




Last month i being tag by tis lil lizard about food...nowadaes we more to western farkfood as its easier to get and i can see a lot new disease cause by this kind of food...actually i more into chinese food than western food but all of us being influent by those western farkfood...

its sad that when ask nowadaes pl wat to eat they sure will say go eat spakati,hotdog,dognat or any kind of unhealthy farkfood...since that i think i wana introduce some western combined with chainis food to make all more healthy without say no to the food ya all enjoying now...

can say i tink ya all nvr seen tis food or recipe before...

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ya all stil can enjoy those italian food you lyk...

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those sweet sweet food...

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introducing thehealthy food...

before you continue on reading make sure ur sim ai cheng!

1.you stil can taste those sweet,chockulat food comination with some red meat...i galenti tis red meat sure good for body and can cure disease...

2.the pasta or chainis style mee kuning with red bean paste and some worms to suck out ur body cholesterol and tat wil keep u slim no mater how much u eat...

3.those bun doesnt gave any nutricient to health so braindog a good combination as it can keep ur brain more smart thingking while not blame all things tat happen as global warming... ;D

4.mushroom soup with kokoloach...sometimes too soupy not good so add in some kokoloach for nutricient...

ps:if you all say tis food sucks then ur sim bo cheng!