soon gona be my grandlosodotter tag me

This grandlososon just adopted me as his granpa then tag me pulak...how to clarify whether i should treat him as my granson coz i tot of since he so loso i might treat him as my grandoter... :D

he wana know 7 farks about me so i do lar since he requested else he say tis ah kong no used wan...

1.i got a pair of hands,legs,eyes,ears,ka chrng but i stil wana tel ya all i got smth hide between my legs...smts it seen sexy chicks it help me pointing at them then pointing to my belly without they notice it...*reli no manners as simply pointing* :D

2.i got a hole tat open n closed when i wan it...it help me communicate with other so tat they understand...it not asshole but its called mouth...

3.i was born 62yrs ago by a precious women which i called her mom...

4.i stil cant figured it out why i used my brain to think while i seen some ppl never used it. *sigh*

5.they say the polluted air and haze is killing but i cant stop breathing!am i dying coz i breath every single milisecond?

6.i drink water everyday...

7.i stil pangsai eventho they say its smelly and that kept me wondering they dont pangsai kar since they say its smelly :\



done liao my grandlososon/dotter so now u can know more of ur ah kong...