Monday, June 18, 2007

something to shared what i learned

Did you know that...
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Mosquito have teeth.
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Thomas Edison affraid of dark.
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The words "cemetery" comes from the Greek koimetition which mean dormitory.
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Each King in playing cards represent a king in real history
Spades = King David

Clubs = Alexander the great

Hearts = Charlemagne

Diamonds = Julius Caesar
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In ancient England,people could not have sex without consent from the king.when people want to have a child,they had to solicit a permission to the monarchy,in turn they wouls supply a plaque to hang on their door when they had sexual relations.
The plaque read..."Fornication Under Consent of the King" F.U.C.K.
*you all know the story now its not reli a bad word* :P
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When the english settlers landed in Australia,they noticed a strange animal that jump very high and far.they asked the aboginal people using body language and signs trying to asked about this animal.they reaponded with "Kan Ghu Ru" then english then adopted the word kangaroo.what the aboginal people were really trying to say "we don't understand you", "Kan Ghu Ru".





ps :just now i met the my ex ladyboy senior when i work in kl 5 yrs ago...i saw her few times ledi around this area coz her galfren work nearby whre i work...i look away pretend din saw her then she...

her :hey...nelson kan? /nelson rite?

me :gave a weird look but ekcerli i noe its her wan...

her :saya dayang lah...im dayang

me :ohhh... *pretend duno*

her :mana kerja? ...whre work?

me :sa kerja kat...engkau mana?i work at...how bout u?

her :saya kerja kat Zxxx sejak Wxxx tutup dan dah 2 tahun lebih/i work at Zxxx since Wxxx and tat ledi 2yrs ++

last time she and the senior gang reli don lyk chainis so they wil fark kao kao any chainis who work in thre...our own created rule was whoever last day or went onleave will be bath with bucket of water...she went onleave tat time we all heard and reli happy as quite a lot of staff don like her...i prepared few buckets of unfinish beer,kampai,stout,vodka ice sumore add tissue in it...my colleague ask me wat in it as reli smelly n look weird and i just smile...after she announce she went onleave after work which we all knew it earlier as other staff told us then all bath her with the bucket...i were last and they all say enuf ledi but i don cared as i bring out the bucket from the toilet and pour from behind...after tat incident the bangla cleaner complain to manager to stop doing tat coz its hard for them to clean... ;)

20 Comments:

Blogger zewt said...

eh, i tot i just read this today somewhere... happy surfer's blog i think... hmmmmmmmmm....

12:27 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

zewt :isit?tis from email my fren send to me more than 2 weeks ago... ;)

12:44 AM  
Blogger L B said...

I understood everything in the first part, but second part, gave up totally.. What bucket? Kaka, but sounded fun anyway..

1:01 AM  
Blogger angel said...

I dun understand, why go on leave also kena wan?? Then kenot go on leave??

LB, to sum it up, you wouldn't wanna be ahnel's colleague! Haha!

1:10 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

lb :the bucket whre when u order 5 btl beers then put it in with ice wan!!!

angel the ffk :itstheir own create rule mar how i noe :P

1:19 AM  
Blogger AceOne118 said...

Cipet! F.U.C.K. oso need the king consent kah? Apa mia law ni?

2:49 AM  
Blogger Wennnn said...

Wah after reading it I also dun wan become ur colleague la.. after go on leave kena tuang bucket!!! Lan eh.....

6:25 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

acecipet :got anader job more ngam u as i try to find the agent but stil couldnt get it...the law in tat country dont alow virgin gal to get married so thre someone being hired just to break all the virginity in tat town...ngam lei mou???

wennn :its not me create the law ler...btw no practice tid kind of thingy long time ledi but my ex company whoever resign sure kena kao kao for farewell drinking session... ;)

8:24 AM  
Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF said...

want to make baby oso must have the king permission kar?
baru tahu man

as i know king oso tibai new bride lor

that why some of them married diam diam.....

8:29 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

pisangfried :those married diam diam r those old wan...they malu mar!!!so old stil so hamsap...LOL

8:54 AM  
Blogger Wuching said...

how u know so much ah?

6:32 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

wuching :eventho i no skool wan but i can learn mar! :P

9:27 PM  
Blogger Chen said...

very ocipala

imagine ah nel's with atomic bomb hairstyle again. Kkkkk

12:24 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

lokter :whre got ocipala?onli pilipala nai... :P

ewwwww...dont imagine me wit tat!blame on winn coz simply spoild my image... :D

1:46 AM  
Blogger Will said...

hahahaha... very keng la you

6:39 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

will :not as keng as u lar...i kenot salsa worr!!!! :P

8:55 AM  
Anonymous bongkersz said...

Z*** = zewt?? :D hahaha! er, why the rule like that? hehe.. got say must wear white before pour the bucket not..

8:27 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

bongkersz :tat time i duno i work for zewt oso...LOL

if she wear white i tink 1 month u cant eat when saw it... :D

8:45 PM  
Blogger may said...

Khan Gu Rhu the bucket... no big hamm tann gong for you to put water in ah?

5:36 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

may :got but for me to take shower wan so cant simply play with it... ;)

8:41 AM  

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