Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Dont lie too much...

Normally i wont read any long post in blog or email coz it make me sleepy but tis wan i duno y i read it til finish n felt it reli funny since smts ago...

since my batang blogger so much like bout his mistar idol...y not i post out tis forwarded email tat make me laff till today...i add some more at the ending so tat u all more syiok when read it... ;)

end of sadness post now begin with some laff... :D


An Indian man died and went to heaven.

When he arrived at the heaven gate Siva the God said,

"Come on in. I'll show you around.You'll like it here."

Walking through the gate, the man noticed clocks everywhere. There were grandfather clocks, wall clocks, watches, and clocks in every corner.It appeared that heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.

Surprised at how heaven looked, the man asked,

"God Siva, what's the deal? Why are all these clocks here in heaven?"

God Siva replied,
The clocks keep track of things on earth. There is one clock for each person.Every time the person on earth tells a lie, his clock moves one minute."

For instance, this clock is for Aru, the used car salesman. If you watch it closely, it will move.

"Click."

The minute hand on Aru's clock moved one minute.

"Click."

It moved another minute. "Aru must be into closing a customer right now," said God Siva.

"The minute hand on his clock moves all day."

The man and God Siva continued walking. Soon, they came to a clock with cobwebs on the minute hand.

"Whose clock is this?"asked the man.

That clock belongs to the Widow Achi. She is one of the finest,God-fearing, people on earth.I bet her clock hasn't moved in a year or two."

They continued walking and touring heaven. The man enjoyed watching the clocks of all his friends.

When the tour was finished, the man said, "I've seen everyone's clock but Mistar Samy Vellu's.

Where is his clock?

God Siva replied,"Don cha felt its a bit windy here?

Yeah,indeed its very windy and cooling at tis area,the man said.

God Siva smiled "Just look up. We use his clock to work as ceiling fan."

:D

lagi manyak tol bikin lagi boleh,
naik harga lagi tinggi lagi bulleh.

ps :i think ya all read it before coz its a forwarded email...dont skold me coz of posting old jokes or whoever post it before... ;D

20 Comments:

Blogger FireHorse said...

I knoe when I come here no matter how sad I feel (espesialli today) you awes can make me laff. Thank Q.

9:52 AM  
Blogger janicepa said...

hahaha... tht is a nice 1.. hvnt read b4.. bullshitting every min every hour..

11:43 AM  
Anonymous _butt said...

ceiling fan! waseh.. geng ah

nice one btw.

:)

7:45 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

firehorse :y today u sad?my last post was sad wad...

*hugs*

janicibai :di agree wit tis jokes lar? ;)

*everyone does*

butt :u wan onot i ask god sive fix tat fan on ur house?

;D

12:19 AM  
Blogger nyonyapenang said...

hahahaha.....

12:35 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

kheh mak :hehehehe....

9:02 AM  
Blogger Winn said...

ceiling fan with the max speed?

u can post funny stories la but pls dont put gross pix anymore.

10:57 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

winnfierce :u wan 1 oso?the rule is whenever lie goin on it wil move 1 min for each lie so don lie all the time...

soli lar i post bout ur pigcher...

else i present my blog to u as birday plesent n u can blog more farni sitoli... ;)

5:14 PM  
Blogger Will said...

wah you dare to kutuk semi value ah? :P:P:P

11:41 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

will :i whre got kutuk him...i sapot tat y i post tis forwarded mail... ;)

8:57 AM  
Blogger may said...

*rolls eyes*
*laffs*

8:37 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

may : *handing some roti tisu to wipe tears*

:P

8:57 AM  
Blogger FireHorse said...

Good morning ah nel :O)

9:28 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

firehorse :gd morning...errr...gd nite firehorse...

9:12 PM  
Blogger Kenny Ng said...

ceiling fan pula... LOL

11:42 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

kenny :he is ur ceiling fan-see...LOL

12:26 AM  
Anonymous Firehorse said...

"satu manis hari" empat U
Cud not find clearer version tho soli.

5:31 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

firehorse :tenk q...

*muackz*

8:45 AM  
Blogger FireHorse said...

Just found a clearer version, ahhh much better, ani more lequest let me knoe :D

12:32 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

firehorse :thanks for it...i reli appreciate... ;)

8:22 AM  

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