Wednesday, April 04, 2007

some forwarded email maybe can teach u all a lesson ;)

Want to noe y hamsap ppl so healthy till today...becoz he is married n he owes date gals whenever he come to kl...anader brader of mine is stil single but he oso so healthy coz once in a week he will go find piaomei...

the main reason of them will be told after u all read those 10 reasons...LOL
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.


2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.


3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.


4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!


5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.


6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!


7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.


8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.


9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.


10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


no wonder i so weak!!!!!!!! :(

23 Comments:

Blogger May said...

you not enuf praktis izit...

10:36 AM  
Blogger Wennnn said...

ya ka... okie okie I tell Jon all about it so tat he practise it lor... hhehehehe

12:01 PM  
Blogger AceOne118 said...

Fuiyoh! So nice wan ar? Now i Know. Why you so weak? Plektis more la!! hahaha

12:45 PM  
Blogger Kenny Ng said...

I also never had sex before, but why I still strong?

7:25 PM  
Blogger angel said...

Then you ka ki lai lor... :P

7:26 PM  
Blogger Wuching said...

go kiu kai! go kiu kai!

8:42 PM  
Blogger Cocka Doodle said...

Thats why lah...dun date male bloggers. Try female.
Another thing hor, your soap damn 9 fast use finish wan ah? LOL

1:10 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

may :u wana teach me? :P

wennnn :u mean lately u don hv any sex?

ace :so now eveliday 2 days u wil find piaomei lar?
i not hansem mar so whre got gals wan me ler!!!

kenny :u kuat tfk kar...LOL

angeliu :i tot u wil help me_no

*run away from linpeh*


wuching :i not gay so i do not kiu cocka...LOL

cockA:date female sure can get mer!!!
btw when r u goin to stop stealing my soap?

9:10 AM  
Blogger Chen said...

How about.. Miss Palma? :P

9:57 PM  
Blogger Winn said...

u rajin abit sendiri mari la!

11:55 PM  
Blogger wmw said...

*Pondering...in deep thought*

2:58 AM  
Anonymous Firehorse said...

Wah ah nel become lokter love.

7:47 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

lokter :Miss Palma no lar but i miss my mama... :P

winnfierce :u oso dowan to help me???

wmw :don pondering too much as not good for health... :D

firehorse :its lokter making love... ;P

8:02 AM  
Anonymous _butt said...

sure or not oh :P

4:07 PM  
Blogger nyonyapenang said...

i thot you strong like a horse...chasing people down the road.
hahahah....

7:28 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

butt :kam we had a try in 2 month then u noe whether its true onot... :P

nyonya :tat 1 diffrent from tis wan...

8:19 AM  
Anonymous _butt said...

2 months sumore! hmm.. must think think first.. LOL

12:53 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

butt :i ledi think hard as i sexcrapice ledi so u wana think wat? :P

7:51 AM  
Blogger Selba said...

Wah.. wah.. wah..... no wonder leh.... "single" ppl die faster!!!

10:25 AM  
Blogger a^ben said...

eat more fried chicken butt from the roadside ah pek stall` : x

9:10 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

selba :ya hor...so when can u rekomen a gal to me? :P

ben :awwww...u just made me missed chick butt...

9:26 AM  
Blogger Chen said...

i dunno u like chick butt :D

4:56 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

lokter :u taste it before as it reli taste good... ;)

8:29 AM  

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