6 random tags

Yesterday me kena tag again and its two twice oledi in this month...This angeliu wana know 6 random facts about me...since its not hard to be true i do this meme...


1.Friends - i nvr cared about my own life as in reality i'm a jerk... my friends or those surrounded me is the organ that support my life till today...i will nvr let anyone touch or harm my best frens or ppl that i known even we just met few days ago...

2.Rice - i cant eat it as it will make my stomach bloated then vomit...

3.Cili Padi - anything more hotter than it is ok for me but when this world no more chili i rather die...i can eat a small portion fish meat on spoon with 5 or more cili padi on it...i lyk hot stuff n thats why my best fren intro me go taicock as it suitable my taste... ;)

4.let down - i let down 2 gals before as no meaning for me to start a relationship if i have no feel towards them...my best pal encourage me to gv it a try to have a feeling being laff or laffing someone but i didnt as dowan few month later when they put full laff in me and i still no feel towards them it will be hurt to them when breakup happen... ;)

5.flirt - i lyk to flirt xpesiali to those owes think they are pweeti and showoff mia...

6.straight forward - i'm a straight forward person thats why i dont have a lot of frens as i dont lyk i just speak out...i dont care how pweeti o kiut u are as some of them ever kena kaw kaw by me before till others gals that knew it oso ask me gv face to her... ;)

now i wana tag this few person...i wana know you all mia 6 random facts...

aceacebabi

kinjiogoleng

kidney

lilyn

hey folks...dont mad at me ya...

MERDEKA MERDEKA MERDEKA

p/s :Happy Merdeka everyone...today its public holiday so i dowan to spoild anyone mood by what my sis and dad inform me just now...wtf i'm...

Zhang Xin Farewell Dinner

Last Wednesday our group engineer from China treat us to Top Spot Food Court coz he will be leaving our group and had resigned from our company…his last day will be next week... :(...I ask my supervisor to brought his camera along for some caption… ;D


my supervisor a.k.a staff engineer with his wife and boy boy...*i have change 5 job and he is my 2nd best supervisor among 5 of them*


















the couple from Singapore...my taukenio Siew Lai with his hubby and girl girl...


















sigh...nowadaes mia kids...Siew lai saw this picture and ask everyone of us show our hand as she thought it was fella of who put David son hand at thre...she says wana bring this matter to court for charges on molest...lol


















this are the proof that hand had been 'yuan wang' as he only want to 'pao pao' the baby only...lol...


















this picture had being modified duno by which one of our engineer...she seem sexicited...lol





















my senior engineer will be going back to his hometown in WuXi next Wednesday...sigh...another apart... :(

Foam party...lol

Last nite there were 2 function i rejected to join and end up at Jln Song having supper...hehe...one of it are ah ngo birthday party as i wana stop consuming liquer for the mean time or maybe quit for life...her actual birthday next week and she just older than me 2 days...lol...

another one was so called Foam party...i wouldnt want to join anything organised or party held in my hometown as i know it will end up with dissapoinment...the ticket cost rm60 per entry and end up my fren told me he can get 3 ticket for rm100...as nth to do me and Andy went to have a look and upon we reach,from outside we saw everyone was wearing jeans,t-shirts and formal wear...wtf...i thought it supposed to be wearing any swimwear...lol...Andy told me he went before this kind of party in Singapore and it was much diffrent from this...

i just took this picture from my colleague this morning that join the party last nite...it was held at Stampark swiiming pool...


















the Dj busy playing the song... *MCB...talk seem lyk i was thre* lol


















one of the audience being took off shirt by this errrr.....no comment... ;P


















holicow...transplant screwed up...*tips for ya all who wana organised a party or anything just hired those ah kua will really save you a lot of cash* ;)























now the foam party start...look at them all wore jeans and none seem to be in swimming suit...duh...


















so called foam party huh???did you notice that the foam kambing out from that hose that gals was holding???


















any clue what produce the so called foam???if we didnt know what was it still ok kok but but but...wana know or not???




cheebuy...see or not???that guy stil dare wore his company t-shirt...its a Snow wash pump...MCB...lucky i didnt go...smart huh me???


















yeah...i heard they gonna held this party again end of this year...who wana join???kam kam...can get free snow wash on your body...lol

p/s:i heard a lot of ppl complain as it supposed to end at 1.30am but inteads of end at 1.30am it end up at 11.30pm...

Saturday delight :Latuk Cocka Birday show

Last Thursday was our Latuk Cocka mia birday...a spesial show was orkanise by Simi value for tis show...to show his respekt,he order the Gan mei mei dancers from Taiwan for this show...he make used of hia piggy bank mia maney to sponsor this show as our Latuk Cocka veli the fehmes mia... :D

he/she claim tat he/her oso one of the dancers but being rejekted...how can???as at least must have an olenges but tis one langsat oso dun hv... *a plane*
















i told u ledi as tis show reli big mia even spektators from whole world oso kam...























tis one even got plesent for our Latuk oso... :P





















now eveli bodi sure wondering how kam stil nochet got pweety Gan mei mei mia photo keh...hehe...nice thing sure save for later mar rite???lol...


orait...here they kam n lining up to show some butt butt for Latuk mia buttday...























oppssss....soli ya...need to adjust a bit if not later being komplen senget...lol...























tis mei mei start a heat up session with some shaking but her face seem lyk Simi value owe her million lyk tat...sial...























tis gals show her best n klimbing on the pipeline liao... yeeehah...























a little bit zoom so u all can have a nice view... :D























as being told by Simi value tis show must be big so must dance kaw kaw...kesian her as bruises eveliwhre...























smell my butt dear...lol























as tis show was big and it held til late at nite...


















even at nite time the show oso veli keng... ;)


















suddenly when the show wana ended an audience run up the stage n dance...
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Soli to wish you so late but anyhow...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE COCKA...

Wishing u eveliday oso a hapi day... ;)

Pantun untuk bulan Merdeka

Perhatian:Pantun ini direka adalah semata mata untuk keperluan lawak harian...Pantun ini ditulis dari inspirasi otak ah nel dan sesiapa kopilite akan didakwa setengah mati...pantun ini tidak berkaitan dengan olang masih hidup,dalam perjalanan untuk mati dan yang sudah mati...jangan pandai pandai perasan gua cakap lu olang...


Anda sudah bermula???mari kita mulakan...


Hali rabu kena tag aceacebabi,
Hali kamis Kenny tag saya lagi,
Pikir pantun sudah mau gilababi,
Wingz pun tunggu gua bagi.

Pigi Ace mia blog cari idea,
Sampai Wingz mia blog gua curi idea,
Amoi nama Lyn manyak idea,
Fuiiyoh…Ah pek sama Kenny lagi manyak idea.


tuan tuan dan puan puan pantun mulalah ni...maafkan gua bukan kreatif gile dengan pantun jadi jangan mengharapkan banyak nanti kecewa...



Bangun pagi gosok gigi,
Nampak kkc naik lagi,
Tapi gua tarak bini lagi,
Apa lagi sebis sendiri.



Jalan jalan pigi kopitiam,
Nampak ah pek cerita lain maciam,
Cerita syok gua dengar pun tiam tiam,
Spender basah gua diam diam.



Nampak jiran naik bendera,
Simua jalan pun ada bendera,
Apa pasal naik bendera,
Dia olang sapot susu cap bendela.



Wahai rakyat jangan ini maciam,
Minyak naik gua pun tulan,
Pikir banyak pun ini maciam,
Gula naik gua pun lan lan.



Selamat sejahtera wahai kerajaan,
Harga minyak bolih tolong kurangkan,
Rakyat Malaysia kurang pendapatan,
Naik lagi apa kita mau makan.




Pigi kerja cari makan,
Dapat untung semua bos makan,
Kerja rajin ui tiok hamik lan,
Panggil itu bos ho lang kan.



Jessie choong kawin gegar bumi,
Siti kawin disumpah sekali,
Kita manusia hidup dibumi,
Bagilah mereka peluang tembak sekali.



Jalan raya olang beri,
Siap cantik bikin lagi,
Mat rempit bergaya sekali,
Akhirnya gelaran mat cemerlang diberi.



Sebab hitam pakcik panggil gua lakia,
Tapi sebenar gua teochew kia,
Ada olang panggil gua cheebuy kia,
Tak apa, 31 ogos gua memang kuai kia.



Mintak kerjasama semua sekalian,
Hujung bulan lapan cuti diberikan,
Mali datang pasar jalan jalan,
Sama sama MERDEKA kita launglan.


amacam...solilah pembaca gua mia blog...gua tarak cukup kreatif dan seharian baru dapat pos ini saje...

sunday riddle mia answer

This is wat most of you waiting for rite???well there goes the answer...u can used it towards ur frens,colleague,husband,wife,ah kong,ah mah and or anyone claim they r genius mia so they can had some laff...



1) Rat mia tail and cow mia tail whose one longer?

Most of ppl will answer cow as it reli seem longer for reality but the answer is rat...

y ler???
coz rat mia tail can touch the floor but cow mia kenot... :)

2)A bus accident drop into the river n wat was alive even the bus stil underwater???

Most of them wil answer the bus lar,enjing lar,window lar...maciam maciam answer oso got...all those thing whre got alive mia n the enjing manyak keng as drop underwater stil alive...

what is stil alive???
roadtax...u all agree??? ;)

3)If all animal became monkey,monkey became wat???

Most of them sure answer human...pls lar everyone...

became wat???
a lot...all animal became monkey then they became a lot lor... hehe

4)wat come down 1st when a car stop?

some of them say leg,brake...

wat come down 1st???
speedometer... :)

5)wat r the most genius in the lab???

some say professor

most genius professor mer???
wrong...the answer is termometer as it had a lot of degree... :)



y Ta niu mia wife run away after reading 5 words he wrote on paper???

Ta niu pi ciao lan

for chinise mia reading they all start with reading backward xpecially piao mei hometown mia ppl...

Lan ciao pi niu ta

for those who cant understand mandarin mia pls ask anyone who noe mia for the answer...lol



Angeliu...if i'm Ta niu wil u want me??? lol



p/s:our company CEO last day today...when wil be mine???

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When you were born I went to hospital to look at you and saw how cute and tiny you are…you were born premature and first I saw you I got scared of your tiny size…every moment I saw you were still warm in my heart…

you were born premature with lung infection and that made your breathing so hard…not long after you were born,your lung swollen being admitted to ICU and after work I straight away rushed to hospital to visit you… L your dad told me the needles popping in your hand till swollen then change to another hand and those needles really big…he was so scared and when I heard it I also got scared…I always wondering why god gv you such a hard life…

you were frequently being admitted to hospital since then till your dad didn’t inform me as he know I like kids and heard of you being admitted sure I will rushed to hospital…I still remember your first smile…you were very pretty…


last year when ur lil bro full month party,I carry u in my arm and I stil remember tat day feeling and situation…its stil warm in my heart…ur dad(my fren) was busy entertaining frens around and ur mom was busy with ur lil new born bro…I remember u were looking at my eyes but coughing non stop and all ur sliver on my whole face and body…I knew u really had a hard time and there nothing I can help…all I can did was praying and hope you will recover soon… :(


Yesterday while I was busy online at ah yong shop,I saw he received a few phone calls and suddenly told me that you had left this world peacefully…I was shocked when I heard it and duno what to say…ah yong ask me duno whether its good or not that you had left this world and I told him got good and bad…the good side was god had took over the responsibilities to look after you…then ah yong told me that you had lived with your parents for certain times and I agreed that was the bad side…forgive us both as I just called ah yong just now to ask your age but he duno also…I had a bad memory and forgetful person till your age and your name I also forgotten…wtf I’m…

Sometimes I really thought that am I the person brought those unlucky thing happen to ppl beside me???wherever I’m around things seem like wont work out smoothly…I’m the Chinese called ‘suey’ person maybe…I like kids but why in my life till now I experience 3 kids left this world…First was my uncle second daughter and I even put her to bed last time and look after her while my aunty was busy cooking,second was my best fren baby that passed away in her mom womb,third was I saw our company security so sad while on duty then he told me about his baby passed away…lastly I heard that left this world yesterday made me really sad was you coz I hold u in my arm before,felt the warmness and saw your lovely smile…

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p/s :the answer for yesterday riddle i might post it later o tomorrow...stil pending for your answer...

Sunday humour - some riddle

On Thursday lunch time,I went to the garage to see how was my car and there a few ppl around then we start some conversation…hehe…starting with some riddle…I nvr talk to o known them but duno how the conversation can start coz of they ask some riddle I think…what else I join lar…

Me :rat mia tail n cow mia tail whose one longer?

Old men :I noe the answer but duno how to xplain…

My fren the car sprayer n his big bro was busy fixing my sunroof n I ask them they don’t dared to answer…anader person was there oso don’t dared answer…since the old men noe the answer I proceed second question…

Me : a bus accident drop into the river n wat was stil alive even d bus was stil underwater?

Old men : water tank…coz water tank ledi got water mar so stil alive n survive lor…

Kns…lyk tat mia answer he oso can think off…then he a bit sexicited ledi n begin anader riddle ask us to answer…my lunch time was nearly over but I stil stay to hear wat riddle he wil b asking…

One apon a time,there was a men called Ta niu…he was veli d lazy lazy lazy mia person n no ader person more lazy than him even pork more beter than him…coz of his fader is lich then he no need to work but eveliday just fooling around…his father get fed up wit him as Ta niu dowan to work but spending all his maney…his fader veli old ledi n owes hoping to hv a grandchildren…Ta niu dowan to get married early coz he wana enjoy life to fullest…then his fader don care n chosed a piao mei aka small dragon gal(siao long ni) for him n ask him must get married wit her then baru he gv Ta niu all his fortune…but sure got condition mia lar…no mater how Ta niu don lyk her must not hit o skold her til she sked n lun away from home…

Ta niu memang no lyk his fader mia choyce…he no choyce but as wana get his fader fortune he must get malied…so when the day kam they got malied n on their first nite when they wana hv yeeehaah,Ta niu wana told his wife tat he was a veli d lazy mia person…Ta niu just wrote on the paper 5 words nia…after read it his wife run away n his fader was so angry…Ta niu told his fader he no hit o skold her ler but just wrote 5 word inform her nia tat he veli lazy mia person nia…his fader ask Ta niu show wat he wrote…





Ta Niu Pi Ciao Lan




Then Ta niu told his fader tat not his fault but kept his fader wondering y she wil lun away…



Suprisingli the person just now kept quiet when I ask d riddle mia straight got d answer…for those who duno mia kept guessing k…the above 1st n 2nd mia question might as well try to answer c ur ppl mia blain working find o not on weekend…lol…

add on anader 3 question...hehe

3)if all animals became monkey,monkey became wat?


4)wat come down first when a car stop???


5)wat r the most genius in the lab???


happi answering n wondering ya... ;D

Saturday delight - Taicock Models...Do read the last line

Anader email me wana shared it with you all...this time this lady veli the cun mia...oh no....*nose bleeding*...lol

When you heard about taicock models sure u think of ah kua rite...saw pweety gals in bikini later end up hv kkc mia...

kids out there...ask permission from papa,mama,angker,angti,ah kong ah mah before reading k...later if not u seddenly nose bleed i difficult to xplain...no matter u gals or guys oso wil sexicited when u saw the picture...


hansem o pweety o not???u tel me u tel me... ;)
















me no lie u all rite...oh...*nose bleed*






















for those cant c mia gv u anader near zoom for u all...u c i so good...























wiuuuweeetttt... lu manyak sooi ohhh...























69 mer...i wan i wan...he cant so i help him...lol























pisang...tis time i no gv u flat mia ohhh...lol...u wan o not???she bit look lyk ingcock foot'balless'
labit beksiham mia wife post spicy vilolia bekhambirdgur...

















what do you all think???
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kids...r u stil reading???
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saturday liao wor but i stil in ofiz... :(
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k lar...tel u all lar so saturday nite u all wont wondering y i post tis hensem n pweety mia pic...
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a bit more lar...
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patient lar...
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u all enjoying at home or relaxing but gua stil in ofiz...
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titoki...u agree with me rite???
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MCB...rain so heavvvvviiilyyyyy...ya lar haze no more but how i go movie tonite????cheebuy...7early 8 early dowan rain...
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u tel me lar...sial...how to go???
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wana change to tomolo liaw mer???...Garfield,x men...duhhhh...
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i missed out smth kar???
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ohhh ya the answer for tis taicock n phukek mia model...
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if i dont stop now sure kena fark by u all later...
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now i wana say out loud...

CHEEBUY Kia...ur mader really pretty arrr!!!

believe it or not they are mader n son of taicock n phukek model...sial...damn cun...her mader seem like 30++ yrs old but his son so big liao...tats mean he born tis child after akil baligh kar???

kids i had warning u just now ask ur papa,mama,angker,angti,ah kong ah mah permission before u read u got follow wat i say o not???don later go n pandai pandai tel ur mom u wana get married tomolo even now u stil in primary skool...

now u all noe wat i mean just now... 'he cant so i help him' ;)

for those who ever seen tis picture before,im sua pah lau mar...just seen nia so post it up lor...




happy weekend evelibodi...thanks for enjoying...

Heavenly Kuching

Ever taste of how it is living in heaven?


This picture was taken yesterday noon time about 12 ++pm...


















this was being taken this morning 7++am


















the same place as picture #1 but i took it this morning...the pic a bit blur coz i was driving...


















now you all know how heavenly we are living in Kuching...fark u all those burner...CCB you all...day by day this heavenly kept on increasing...sial


p/s:yesterday my best friend borrow me another fon so those who komplen damn xpensive call my 016 kl line now u can call my 012 number...if stil find it xpensib calling Maxis number dont cal... :)

Executive Club in Crown Tower

I owes wana show the little gym that i went eventhough its small but quite comfortable as not much people prefer to go there as the equipment was not much...pay for amount of rm5 you will be executive for an hour...it also hv badminton and squash court,ping pong and sauna...

now i can show the picture as i borrow the camera from my sis...























on Tuesday i went there and there was 3 people was using the gym and the place really humid...last time never felt it as now the haze are getting worsed each day...more and more the weather became so humid...sial


















lastly this what like the most in the gym...imagine when u pump up the iron then playing Fort minor - Where'd u go,Sean Paul - Temperature... with the volume of 20 with this machine...hell yeah...u never got tired...u more enjoy and can dance sumore...on Tuesday i forgot to bring my cd end up listening to hit.z fm...sial..today must bring...

















what can beat this when how tired,stress from work,moody....

a nice relaxing on bed enjoying the drama or movie you like...porn maybe but i seldom watch as bad guy like me not interested in it... :P

p/s :*my sis more rich than me as she still studying ledi got camera but i stil dont have it*

Open air movie carnival

On Sunday this colleague of mine send out email...










yup...we had an openair movie this weekend and rm3 ticket ledi no more and sunday was last day for rm5 ticket...Monday ticket will be sold rm7 as nearer to date will be sold more expensive...cipet...the email end up with tis... got my name...im not organiser ler...later ppl blame me...






















last time i used to watch movie every wed as it was movie day...the ticket price wil be rm5...usually i check the movie timetable at cinemaonline but on sunday i check and get this...

first i got this...then i go browsed it and wana click it but cant and...


















then a person come down and pull...


















it end up became lyk this...cant click,see or anything found just a blank phek pan(white board) ...duh what happen???















this are the ticket hong seng help me bought on sunday...i made up my mind on Sunday to watch at which day as i wana watch Dragon Tiger Gate...hehe























i chosed saturday...1st movie i watch ledi but 2nd and 3rd movie i haven watch... ;)























they all still wondering which day and which day to watch as they all follow by majority...what do i cared i ever watch more than 40 movie alone last time...smts its just really fun to watch alone as you dont have to wait for other ppl and can leave after the movie end...they all still deciding which day to go as it was open ticket...

the open air movie carnival wiil be held at Amphitheathre next to Sarawak Club...duno need to bring mosquito coil o not ler?sure the whole place full of cigarattes smokes plus haze sumore...duhhh...anyhow 1st experience for me and hope it wont rain...

i saw the email 2 gals and 1 guys going on Friday nite mia coz got new premier movie ant bully...2nd movie are poseidon and omen 666...yeah...at that open air dark place its gd for u gals to watch horror movie later mok mok kam sit beside u... :P

p/s:i'm not ui ci bong kok(coz of gals) going to which day then i follow...soli lar guys as i follow my interest...as i noe now most of them chosed Friday...yeah...gd...im going alone...seriously i more prefer going alone...if guys wana follow me on Saturday kam lar maybe we can catch up some chicks...haha...at least they noe we are single... ;P

Sunday humour - if i noe i wont choosed a pamkin n olen...

George boob,Deng si peng,Rafidhal and Simi value are the four person that survive in the plane crash in middle of nowhere…lucky they all knew how to swim and swim to the nearest island…

once they arrive to the island they being welkam by the ppl libing thre…as usual which ever intruder got into their island they wil just kill n kill…since they had done tat culture in mani mani yrs oledi so tis time they wana try out different…in their island those civilian libing by eating wat they planted…belip it o not they got any kind of food they we usually can find in market….

The civilian wana have a fun before killing them…they have a game ask those four to choose any plant in their farm…at first they were not being told what they four wil b end up with the plant they chosed…

George boob wana show off so he went in the farm first…u now lar angmoh lyk pamkin mar so he chosed pamkin lor…now the civilian told them that whatever they chosed will stuck in their arsehole with condition they cant hv any voive kam out from their mouth…if any voice kam out die they wil b…then they stuck d pamkin into George boob arsehole and he yelled…yeeooooowwwwwww…mader fark…then he being shot dead as he break their rules…

Deng si peng was second and into the farm and what else he wil chosed…non other than lokam as Chinese lyk to eat olen mar…then they stuck d olen into his arsehole…olen got acidic mar so kena arsehole he…ta ma de…voice kam out so he been sentence to dead oso…

Rafitdhal was the third person go into d farm and chosed…she a bit smart and chosed a banana…a small banana sumore…suddenly she…wahhh…die she oso…

They all meet up in heben as they are holi and gd(lanjiao) ppl mar…they had a chat…

George boob :if I knew I wont chosed pamkin…

Deng si peng :wo porgot olen got acidic…ta ma de…

Then they both were curious as Rafidhal chosed a small banana and couldn’t be she knot stand being stuck a small n soft mia banana into arsehole…they both were paiseh to ask as she a gal mar…a good(cibei) gal sumore…suddenly…

George Boob :Rafidhal… how kam u wil shout as d banana so small n soft?


Deng si peng :lyk tat oso knot tahan mer?


Rafidhal :no lar no lar...tat banana was nth coz just now I look back n saw Simi value carry a liulien(durian) mar…





Wuahahahahaha…LOL...

Saturday delight - before and after

In my blog not only you will get to read my daily life,jokes,complain but you will get gossip news oso ehhh...anything i got i will blog it out...muahaha...its saturday so anyhow must find a pweety gals picture or any unusual thing...

today ah nel gonna bring u latest gossip new that being caught on camera but this gal reli pweety mia wor...a lot of kipas(fan) mia oso...duno gua wil kena whack by her kipas o not ler?




wahhh...wiuuuuwittttt...sui arrr...so pweety ohhh...i dowan hengpon but i wan u can ar?9394 u agree with me?


















linpeh you can spot any different o not?she smile at u ler...dont kam n tel me she look like one of ur piaomei... :)





















ace...she kiut o not?anything wrong with tis pikcher o not ho?

















pisang u want her o not? she got tattoo eh wor...






















wingz...big ho...i mean her eyes...

















sengkor...she noe u r watching...
















for the above picture can u spot any diffrent o not?i noe if i post the answer later so many ppl eager wana noe so i think from 1st pikcher those smart ppl oledi noe spot those different huh...
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hehe...thre you go for those cant diffrentiate the above pikcher mia...tat show you all reli a gd boy mia...
























gossip mia colum notchet end ler...
wuching what is that???





















u c lar ask u dont open armpit so wide...now tear off liaw isit?





















enjoy your weekend to all of ah nel blog readers...

do not disclosed my link in here

This morning a colleague come to me and ask me about who I meant in my previous post last Sunday mia…she ask me who was I refer to but I didn’t answer…I bet she reading now so now u noe why I told u not to disclosed my blog link in our working place…if u disclosed more and more ppl reading then more dangerous as I still working here…I only disclosed my blog for the ppl I trust in here for reading pleasure…the reason I blogging as I can met a lot of new frens,express out my feeling,make ppl laughing when reading my blog so those ppl I did not disclosed to them as I don’t want my post became an agenda for gossips instead of reading pleasure for them in here when they frustrated from job… >.<

Her : ehh…sapa yg engko cerite dalam post kau pasal akond ya?lawak lah…(who were u refer to on ur aircond post last Sunday…funny ler)

Me : hehe…

Her :sapa?sapa?(who? who?)

Me : :)

Her :kau pernah nanga email dragon ya kar?(u ever seen pic of dragon in email)

Me :huh…

Her :mali tempat aku kelak aku tunjukkan…(come to my seat n I show u)

Me :huh…

Her :aku tak berani send untuk kau kelak kau post dalam blog kau mati aku(I do not dared send to u as later u post in ur blog I die arr)

Me :maksud kau tatu kat kkc mia kar?(u mean he had tattoo at his kkc isit?)

Her : hehe…

Sorry ler as I don’t post this such thing in my blog as it will gv a bad impression to my readers and if got younger generation read my blog later they became sexcited I kena sue kaw kaw by their pader,mader,ah kong or ah ma…dowan ler me sked ler…no maney mauk kena sue again…

The farny conversation was…

Her :eee…sik berguna lagi ler barangnye…(his thing spoild d ho)

Me : hah???

Her :tatu kan ambil pisau potong kulitnye?(if tattoo they used knife to cut ur skin)

Me :cheh…mana ade pakai pisau…pakai jarum mia lar(whre got used knife…used needle lar)


Muahaha…she tot that tattoo used a knife to cut ur skin…apuuuu…ohhh kak...i think you too sexcited see the angmoh kkc so long,big n got dragon sumore…wuahaha…


p/s:tat day u just told me it was erected in the picture but just now u say kenot used d....hmmm...woiii...bangunlah...u r overdose of sexcited so tonite saturday and go yeeehah with ur hubby then came out 3rd child so can go ur house party again... :)

The riddle answer

My riddle had been answer by Sengkor but he didnt notice it or known that he had answer it...its quite fun huh when u noe the answer... :)









for einnoc(anonymous) ler...i think u also got this riddle send to you by email coz then answer that you had answer definately the same that i received...anyway whoever you are thanks for reading my blog and stay tune as i still got some of it...hehe

here the answer you waiting for Wingz...










NOTHING! NOTHING has 7 letters.
NOTHING preceded God.
NOTHING is greater than God.
NOTHING is more Evil than the devil.
All poor people have NOTHING.
Wealthy people need NOTHING.
If you eat NOTHING, you will die.








enjoy it...haha...u might used this brain teaser for ur friends that owes claim they are smart...


p/s: tituakee...ur answer really cute...hehe...

Riddle - its fun...must try

Eighty percent of Kindergartners solved this riddle, but only 5% of Stanford graduates figured it out!
Can you answer the following question? In one word?

1. The word has seven letters...
2. Preceded God...
3. Greater than God...
4. More Evil than the devil...
5. All poor people have it...
6. Wealthy people need it...
7. If you eat it, you will die. Did you figure it out?

Did you figure it out?






Try hard before looking at the answers








Did you get it yet?







Give up?













Brace yourself for the answer....

hehe..u tell me then i see who can answer it... :)

believe it and dont let it happen u just believe it

Since it was 7 month ghost festival I blog about my experience about it…believe it or not but its true…I scared of darkness since I was young so when there a ghost movie I don’t dared to watch only left my dad and bro watching…

My previous post about I went to Hospital Sentosa Kuching and that was a mental hospital…

why my friends was being enter there?sure some of my reader keen to know huh?

He is a brilliant man…he was once a successful civil engineer and earn a lot of cash…he really a kind hearted guy…his job need to go to site and some of it deep in the jungle as his ex boss once tender school project in whole Sarawak for renovation…my friends got project in Sri Aman area so he only came back weekend and that’s mean he will start driving after work on Friday…

One Friday,he came down with another collegue but I duno that colleague say whether its true or not as no body know…I duno why I suddenly will called my other friend that day that work in the same company with them…I called and ask them where they are then he told me he was at another colleague house…since it was near my company I went to meet up with them…

Once I arrived they told me don’t go upstairs as smth happen…I was so curious and ask them let me in…finally they told me what you see or what don’t simply say anything…I went upstairs and saw he was crying and crying…that’s the 1st time I known him for few years ledi I saw he cry…I ask him but he ignored and suddenly he look back at me and shouted at me with his finger pointing at me…

Him :MCB ar pui…u called my mother come now n I dowan tok to u all…

Me : hey cool down…don’t think so much…

That time he and 2 partner shared and took project from government but end up screwed up…

Him : MCB arrr…I said ask my mother come…

Then I called his mom and when she arrived I told her to cool down as her mom got high blood…soon we know he got possessed but his mom wont believe anything and everyday ask him to read bible…he is a Christian so his mom wont believe such thing about ghost…

We cheated her mom that we brought her son out for yumcha session but instead of going yumcha we went to temple…its about few days or more than 1 week we just brought him to temple as his mom not letting him go temple…we kena fark by temple ppl as so long just brought him go and see him…the temple ppl told us it will be difficult to cure him as it was too long ledi…

We ask the colleague that was driving with him that night what had happen and he told us while drove down that night they smell smth weird and my friends also got say it out…then when they reach kuching ledi like that…

Last night I went to the garage where I sent my car to repair and when I wana left time I enter car I also smell a weird smell but I din say it out…we had being warn since young as don’t simply say anything when travel to a far or dark place…

My friend after few session of cureness in temple then he finally recover when his brother took him to a famous thai monk but the temple ppl ever told us that if his possessed not being clean enuf he will had 2nd time and that will end up ur friend measuring road…that’s mean out of mind ledi…

Few month passed and some pressure stuck on him and get him kept thinking n thinking so it’s the time the ‘thing’ took opportunity to attack a weak person that have been posessed…he was enter to mental hospital last year and I was shocked when heard it…

I heard KL a lot of place haunted and my frens told me before that don’t simply rent a house or room as much place was haunted…I just know the place I stay was haunted after few years I left KL…I stay with my best fren that time and he was studying in KL while I was working there year 2002…he knew I scared of those thing and din told me about it till last year if I’m not mistaken…

Best fren : if I told you last time middle of night I heard kitchen got ppl boiling water u will how ler?…

I was huh…got that thing mer I asked him…he told me he nvr mention to me as he knew I scared of those thing…that apartment I was the one who deal and rent with the owner after the owner planning to move out to new house…

This ho hia ti(good brader) nvr will disturb us unless we go and pandai pandai go and kaciaw them…few month ago I was so unlucky as my car sunroof flew off then my car gearbox spoild and many thing happen and I end up go temple and ask and they told me ho hia ti following me and need something so he can go down…wat else I ask their help and he ask me go bought smth to burn for that ho hia ti few days later…

Whoever don’t believe it its up to you but don’t ever pandai pandai go and challenge that ‘thing’…

WHY WHY WHY???

Why every gals so ma huan(troublesome) eh ha????

This morning I arrived office around 8.35am then felt like its a bit warm as I noe the aircond sure no on…I didn’t give a damn about it as when you complain hot or ask them turn on the aircond sure they turn on full speed…

Then one of my colleague came and ask me?

Ma huan : nelson arrr!!!u noe facilities number to call ask them on akon onot?

Me ; no lar u ask them on later veli d cold ler…

Ma huan : its quite warm wad…

Me : kns…u still wore jacket of coz lar hot…took it off lar…

Sial…u smile at me for wad?I

Then another gal heard n kepoh(I know u noe my blog but I don’t gv a damn as u noe I don’t like I speak n i blog)

Kepoh ci : u c ha in email here got ler…here got put their number…

Ma huan : ohhh…which one?

Me : why cabo so ma huan eh ha???

Kepoh ni : u c u c here ler their number…

Ma huan : ohhh…I don’t noe…

Me : ehhh…cabo really ma huan ho???

Ma huan : hehe…

MCB…now the aircond sound sizzling so loud n later sure damn cold…fark u all lar…and kepoh ci now wearing a damn thick jacket…I tot u no cold one…sial…

WHY WHY WHY???

I met me aunty few month ago at parkson and she was trying some cosmetics…

Me : e e ler cho ti kai?*teochew language*(aunty what are you doing?)

Aunty : wa kai buak min eh liau liaw ler ma si lai boi lor(my kosmetik pinish liaw so I come n bought lor)

Me : wah!!! SK too…ane ho kai(SK2…so good eh)

Aunty : bo pien lar ca bo mar( wat to do gals mar)

Gals!!!I hope I din hear wrong as her child that’s mean my cousin nearly 20yrs old oledi…apuuuu…

SK too salesgal : ci cun uh plomotion shang seh kuan eh(now got promotion free small can)

Aunty : wah ane ler ho lar…ku lui ha?(its gd lar lyk tat…how much ha?)

SK too salesgal : oh…RM699 nia…(RM699 only)

Me : wah..e e ler uh lui ho boi ane soi kuan mik kia eh tang hoi wa cit kai guek cia ki(wah aunty u lich ho so small can thing can pay my 1 month car installment oledi)

Aunty : bo pien mar wa yong kuan si liaw(wat to do I frequently use eh mar)

Me : eh pai wa eh bo wa choi ah lian liaw beh hiaw make up kai(next time my wife I find ah lian coz they duno how to make up)

Aunty : hehe…

last few month ago my frens n her sis shop for sandals and it took them more than 1 hours to shop in 1 farking shop…wah lan ehhh…if the shop not yet ended their biz coz its nearly 9pm ledi sure they will still choosing…

next time find wife must ah lian type so they duno anything…I noe not all gals are same but all gals that I known currently same sipicis…

this post not that i anti gals ha…I only speak out the truth rather than kept in my heart…it hurt my heart u noe when kept it in there… :P

Saturday delight - Caught on camera at KLCC

Its Saturday again so its time for some unusual stuff to be posted in my blog...hehe...


I think below couple had already married or found their own partner as i received the picture last year in April...maybe some of you had seen it before but some might not... :)


Are you ready??? :D
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tell me you enjoy or not ya in the end of the show...hehe




Its a normal day at KLCC but look at that couple on the right...














started with a kiss...














the guy searching for car keys... :P















going deeper and kept on searching...she already high...













who calling this hours???now both of my hand had to be busy...sial












he continue his project that was being disturbed just now...cover up with jacket...













she want some pony ride...its better she ride fast before KLCC Bond came...














oh yeahhh...he hope that everyday can have this kind of enjoyment... :)














the photographer sure tfk while took this picture... :P

its Saturday so i wish you all my blog readers have a nice weekend...

Hospital Sentosa Kuching

Sorry for the blur and dark picture as I stop in the middle of the road took this picture…yesterday before I went there,I went to look for for my friend to borrow his camera…
This is the place I went last night…Hospital Sentosa Kuching(Mental Hospital)



















when i 1st took this picture i was so scared and my hand was shaking coz i was so scared someone saw me or other picture appear when i took this picture...ok lar sial...i scared of darkness...i admit...


















I went there to visit my friend that have been re-enter in last Friday…I was shocked when I heard 1 of my friend asking me about it on Monday nite and I told him I duno…my friend told me it was my best pal told him about it…I went to look for my best pal on Tuesday lunch hours and he asking me wana visit my friends on that night onot?I told him I need to go gym and make it on Wednesday nite…last night my best pal was busy so I went alone…

Here are part of the conversation but I lazy to type in hokkien and most of readers duno what I wrote also… J

1st thing he ask when saw me…

him : ah pui!!!got cigaratte onot???

Me : eh…u forgot liaw mer I don’t smoke…

Him : I know but can you help me go out and bought for me…

I don’t encourage people to smoke so I just turn away the topic by giving him a lot of reason…I promised him that next visit I sure will bought it…

Him : u wana be a gangster?

Me : huh…duh…my father already can accept my tattoo as it was art I like not gangsterism…If I wana be a gangster why I don’t tattoo dragon and tiger so no one can step ontop of me…I tattoo koi fish coz It is a peace animals and bring luck…

today I took halfday go to tattoo chi lin and hope next visit he wont notice and question me this seem fierce ler…actually in feng shui thing you can find that chi lin not a what so called fierce animal…my half right part of body got 9 koi fish swimming in towards 9 gold coins and on my left stomach got 1 goldfish…I plan to continue another 8 of it last time but change mind…muhahaa…I like fong(phoenix) also but temple people say I kenot do that ler…hmmm…I think will get it done also soon… J

important note I tattoo coz I like the art but definitely not gangsterism and I hope everyone will accept that nowadays tattoo is an art…

back to the topic…


Him : I got a lot of thing to tell you but it seem hard to speak out…

Me : don’t think so much and seem like you lack of sleep as u look tired…don’t treat a failure was the end of everything…a failure was d beginning step to a great success…

Him : I belief 1 day I will success…

Me : yeah…

Him : money…

Me : don’t thought of money as everyone had a hard time even me also…now u see me don’t gv a damn thought about it as if u thought it so much will it appear next to your bed when u woke up?

Him : I really had misunderstood u last time…u really understand me…

Me : now duno where ur bro are then ur mom are alone at home so u better get urself fast get out from here…

He just kept quiet and nodded his head…then his hand was shaking holding the mineral bottle drinks and a smoker passby …(I plan to took a picture of his hand holding the bottle but I scared the flash of the camera annoy some of them later I kena attack in there)

Me : bos…can gv my friends a ciggy?

Smoker : him arrr…fuiyohhh….quite a heavy smoker ler…

I told my friends to cut down smoking and people also complain he smoke quite a lot but he say he was too addicted…

Me : u think so much that’s y?

Him : sigh…

Me : I found that working in kuching cant earn much so will be leaving when I found job no matter where and I didn’t think so much about unnecessary thing…you got what I mean right?don’t think so much as can eat,slp and enjoy then it finds already…dont expect too much now…

Him : you leaving?

Me : yup…plan quite smts d but still no kang tao…hehe

Him : u wana be an actor?

Me : huh?whre?

Him : in kuching lar whre else?

Me :ehhh…
He seem more and more tired so I plan to leave an visit him next time…then the nurse told me he was very pity as no one come and visit him and I told them that it was kept secret so not much people knew about it…she told me my friends owes ask for food and government provide 3 meal a day can smile lor…she thought that those patient know when will they hungry o wat…sial…if they can think they no need end up here…she oso ask me whether i'm a tauke or wat?
my ah beng face seem like tauke mer?lol...

when i went in thre i ask for permission to took photo but the receptionist ask me have to ask permission from their director...i told him i wont took photo of patient and he say must ask also...hehe...i just snap a few of it when i left...

the staircase to the ward...a lot of ward that kept different patient and this ward you get near to patient as they are harmless...i walk to wrong staircase and a cat was so fierce wana bite me as i'm intruder to it...sial...scared me off...maybe my tattoo fish seem so real and he wana gv a bite...


















the 1st gate before can enter to above pic staircase...























a closer look...























the whole place was so dark and creepy...

a sad story...

Lately so much work and everyday so damn busy...my email crashed before as i stored more than 2gb mail and just recovered last week from IT help but lost a lot of nice email...

This sad story my colleague send to me on 22nd of september 2004...please spare 5mins reading this sad story...



A police officer had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a boy
who was an ordinary poor person. When the gals father came to know about
their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.
Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for a happy future.
the gals father started searching for the two lovers but they could not
find them.
At last, he accepted their love and asked them in a newspaper to come
back. her father said that if u both come back i will marry u wit the
guy u luv, i accept that u loved each other truly. So in this way their
love won and the age old attitude of the tribe took a beating. The
couple went to the city for shopping for the wedding.
He was wearing a white traditional dress, and was crossing the road when
a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her
senses.After a long time she recovered and accepted that her love has
died.
One night she was sleeping in her home with her family. Her mother had
dream in which she saw a fairy. That fairy asked her mother to wash the
blood spots of the guy from her daughter's clothes as soon as possible.
But her mother ignored the dream. Next night the father saw the same
dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the
next night,she woke up and told her mother about the dream. Her mother
asked her to wash the clothes on which there were blood spots. She
washed the spots but some remained. Next night she again had the same
dream she again washed the spots but some still remained. Next night she
again had the same dream and this time that fairy gave her last warning
to wash the blood spots, else something terrible will happen. This time
the girl tried her best to wash the spots, the clothes tore, but some
spots still remained.
In the evening on same day when she was alone, someone knocked the door,
when she opened the door she saw the fairy at the door. She got very
scared and fainted. The fairy woke her up..., and gave her an object,
That awe-struck girl asked "what is this..? to which the fairy replied












"..... Cubalab FAB Buku Biru...pasti hilangkan kotoran degil ....." :P...lol