Sunday, August 13, 2006

Sunday humour - if i noe i wont choosed a pamkin n olen...

George boob,Deng si peng,Rafidhal and Simi value are the four person that survive in the plane crash in middle of nowhere…lucky they all knew how to swim and swim to the nearest island…

once they arrive to the island they being welkam by the ppl libing thre…as usual which ever intruder got into their island they wil just kill n kill…since they had done tat culture in mani mani yrs oledi so tis time they wana try out different…in their island those civilian libing by eating wat they planted…belip it o not they got any kind of food they we usually can find in market….

The civilian wana have a fun before killing them…they have a game ask those four to choose any plant in their farm…at first they were not being told what they four wil b end up with the plant they chosed…

George boob wana show off so he went in the farm first…u now lar angmoh lyk pamkin mar so he chosed pamkin lor…now the civilian told them that whatever they chosed will stuck in their arsehole with condition they cant hv any voive kam out from their mouth…if any voice kam out die they wil b…then they stuck d pamkin into George boob arsehole and he yelled…yeeooooowwwwwww…mader fark…then he being shot dead as he break their rules…

Deng si peng was second and into the farm and what else he wil chosed…non other than lokam as Chinese lyk to eat olen mar…then they stuck d olen into his arsehole…olen got acidic mar so kena arsehole he…ta ma de…voice kam out so he been sentence to dead oso…

Rafitdhal was the third person go into d farm and chosed…she a bit smart and chosed a banana…a small banana sumore…suddenly she…wahhh…die she oso…

They all meet up in heben as they are holi and gd(lanjiao) ppl mar…they had a chat…

George boob :if I knew I wont chosed pamkin…

Deng si peng :wo porgot olen got acidic…ta ma de…

Then they both were curious as Rafidhal chosed a small banana and couldn’t be she knot stand being stuck a small n soft mia banana into arsehole…they both were paiseh to ask as she a gal mar…a good(cibei) gal sumore…suddenly…

George Boob :Rafidhal… how kam u wil shout as d banana so small n soft?


Deng si peng :lyk tat oso knot tahan mer?


Rafidhal :no lar no lar...tat banana was nth coz just now I look back n saw Simi value carry a liulien(durian) mar…





Wuahahahahaha…LOL...

7 Comments:

Blogger Kenny Ng said...

lol... good joke! the best part was the liulian part... wakakakaka!!!

1:50 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

i laugh sexicited oso when heard my fren told me tat joke...

6:07 PM  
Blogger AceOne said...

Wuahahahahaa..laugh till 'chau kan"

11:25 PM  
Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF said...

so sial betul!liulian ar ?
i laugh until tears drop man....

any how wat type of liulian that'half value' bring?

1:39 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

ace :wah...so sexicited u...tenkiu...

pisang :spesel edisen mia liulian...liulian tol...lol

7:56 AM  
Blogger Sasha said...

liulian...manyak sakit oooooo

8:59 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

sasha :welokam to my blog...

shhh...tat y ebeli road say highway kutip tol...medical xpenses high...lol

8:58 AM  

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