Sunday humour - some riddle
On Thursday lunch time,I went to the garage to see how was my car and there a few ppl around then we start some conversation…hehe…starting with some riddle…I nvr talk to o known them but duno how the conversation can start coz of they ask some riddle I think…what else I join lar…
Me :rat mia tail n cow mia tail whose one longer?
Old men :I noe the answer but duno how to xplain…
My fren the car sprayer n his big bro was busy fixing my sunroof n I ask them they don’t dared to answer…anader person was there oso don’t dared answer…since the old men noe the answer I proceed second question…
Me : a bus accident drop into the river n wat was stil alive even d bus was stil underwater?
Old men : water tank…coz water tank ledi got water mar so stil alive n survive lor…
Kns…lyk tat mia answer he oso can think off…then he a bit sexicited ledi n begin anader riddle ask us to answer…my lunch time was nearly over but I stil stay to hear wat riddle he wil b asking…
One apon a time,there was a men called Ta niu…he was veli d lazy lazy lazy mia person n no ader person more lazy than him even pork more beter than him…coz of his fader is lich then he no need to work but eveliday just fooling around…his father get fed up wit him as Ta niu dowan to work but spending all his maney…his fader veli old ledi n owes hoping to hv a grandchildren…Ta niu dowan to get married early coz he wana enjoy life to fullest…then his fader don care n chosed a piao mei aka small dragon gal(siao long ni) for him n ask him must get married wit her then baru he gv Ta niu all his fortune…but sure got condition mia lar…no mater how Ta niu don lyk her must not hit o skold her til she sked n lun away from home…
Ta niu memang no lyk his fader mia choyce…he no choyce but as wana get his fader fortune he must get malied…so when the day kam they got malied n on their first nite when they wana hv yeeehaah,Ta niu wana told his wife tat he was a veli d lazy mia person…Ta niu just wrote on the paper 5 words nia…after read it his wife run away n his fader was so angry…Ta niu told his fader he no hit o skold her ler but just wrote 5 word inform her nia tat he veli lazy mia person nia…his fader ask Ta niu show wat he wrote…
Ta Niu Pi Ciao Lan
Then Ta niu told his fader tat not his fault but kept his fader wondering y she wil lun away…
Suprisingli the person just now kept quiet when I ask d riddle mia straight got d answer…for those who duno mia kept guessing k…the above 1st n 2nd mia question might as well try to answer c ur ppl mia blain working find o not on weekend…lol…
add on anader 3 question...hehe
3)if all animals became monkey,monkey became wat?
4)wat come down first when a car stop???
5)wat r the most genius in the lab???
happi answering n wondering ya... ;D
Me :rat mia tail n cow mia tail whose one longer?
Old men :I noe the answer but duno how to xplain…
My fren the car sprayer n his big bro was busy fixing my sunroof n I ask them they don’t dared to answer…anader person was there oso don’t dared answer…since the old men noe the answer I proceed second question…
Me : a bus accident drop into the river n wat was stil alive even d bus was stil underwater?
Old men : water tank…coz water tank ledi got water mar so stil alive n survive lor…
Kns…lyk tat mia answer he oso can think off…then he a bit sexicited ledi n begin anader riddle ask us to answer…my lunch time was nearly over but I stil stay to hear wat riddle he wil b asking…
One apon a time,there was a men called Ta niu…he was veli d lazy lazy lazy mia person n no ader person more lazy than him even pork more beter than him…coz of his fader is lich then he no need to work but eveliday just fooling around…his father get fed up wit him as Ta niu dowan to work but spending all his maney…his fader veli old ledi n owes hoping to hv a grandchildren…Ta niu dowan to get married early coz he wana enjoy life to fullest…then his fader don care n chosed a piao mei aka small dragon gal(siao long ni) for him n ask him must get married wit her then baru he gv Ta niu all his fortune…but sure got condition mia lar…no mater how Ta niu don lyk her must not hit o skold her til she sked n lun away from home…
Ta niu memang no lyk his fader mia choyce…he no choyce but as wana get his fader fortune he must get malied…so when the day kam they got malied n on their first nite when they wana hv yeeehaah,Ta niu wana told his wife tat he was a veli d lazy mia person…Ta niu just wrote on the paper 5 words nia…after read it his wife run away n his fader was so angry…Ta niu told his fader he no hit o skold her ler but just wrote 5 word inform her nia tat he veli lazy mia person nia…his fader ask Ta niu show wat he wrote…
Ta Niu Pi Ciao Lan
Then Ta niu told his fader tat not his fault but kept his fader wondering y she wil lun away…
Suprisingli the person just now kept quiet when I ask d riddle mia straight got d answer…for those who duno mia kept guessing k…the above 1st n 2nd mia question might as well try to answer c ur ppl mia blain working find o not on weekend…lol…
add on anader 3 question...hehe
3)if all animals became monkey,monkey became wat?
4)wat come down first when a car stop???
5)wat r the most genius in the lab???
happi answering n wondering ya... ;D
posted by ah nel at 5:38 PM
8 Comments:
monkey become human
break pad comes 1st
genius brand mia mouse
kekeke... my IQ damn teruk 1, i just hamtam only.
tenkiu kenny u memang ah nel mia sapoter kuat...i balu post nia...
later i post out answer ya...kekeke
ah nel ah... u tak kira wif me... wa pun boh kira wif u lor... support kaw kaw for u ma. about the pikcher ah, i just have that all only, i retired liao ma, no more photography hunting liao.
if can no need post the answer la, later wa sad lor coz i know all wrong 1... kekeke.
Lazy...dunno how to think... just give answer lah...
BTW, u r Ta niu arr? *LOL*
kenny :tenk q again kenny...smts took someday off n go for ur hobby...work nvr finish n money nvr finish earn mia...
no lar even i ask a manager here the q he oso answer wrongly...lol
angeliu :b patient ler...how kam no more kastomer ehhh???
u wish i to b Ta Niu kar???lol
gua tarak tangkap bola la!!!
ace :of coz lar u tangkap no bola...
i was talking bout riddle not world chup...lol
simpal amalika :me too... :(
yeah...later i post it out... ;)
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