9 month later just finish tag

Updated at 11.08pm

Updated again at 9.27am 1st July as i just found out the Teresa Teng song no4 din have the link as i lost the link til duno whre do i include in anader song tat i reli lyk and try to find it for long time coz i duno the title but just now simply type then came out...


Jacky Wu - Shi bu shi zhe yang de ye wang ni cai hui siang qi wo


This is the longest repay back of tag i think...who else like me after more than 9 month just completed tag maybe its pregnen coz need 9 month..muahaha








can you think who tag me 9 month ago???

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its lokter who tag me...now its repay back time as last time i duno how to upload song and duno the lyrics mar as most of the song i like all chainis wan...





now tis expert teach me how,website to go... ;)





sorry for this post as lately reli hard to tink of any jokes to post n no camera with me so no pigcher post...when i saw funny thing oso cant snap to post...





i start having a car since 2003 n its usual lar when guys just have car tat time 1st thing the car must got pom pom music wan...i burn 2 woofer n my car all squeking sound came out after hard vibration from the bass...





sooner i saw most of my fren went into slow music n then i start listening to it coz of nice vocal...even old man laugh at me when i pump fuel as i owes pump fuel with engine running n music oso...*nabeh im 62 yrs old so u look like 70++ yrs old wat u laughing at coz u onli 10yrs more than me nia*



all the oldies in my collection back in my hometown some of it not original singer as it sang by china gal/guy singer...

*last nite try to post but end up here error thre error coz of my stupidity...now i only can show the link to the music as i try put it in here but cant...mahcibeh*

tis wan 1st time i heard my disc collection sang from guy til i found out the original singer...


1.Tsai chin - The Forgotten Time



2.Tsai chin - Null


3.Tsai chin - Just Like Your Tenderness


4.Teresa Teng

this song i duno the name as i 1st time heard it was at ouside Lok Thien Restaurant when my bestfren asked me help him as his galfren father drunk so need to go bring him home...then when reach thre the drunk father say wana go karaoke then they all say ok then the wife sing this song to calm him down n i were amazed by tis song til the next day i went Kenyalang to look for this song...not forgotten i drive the car and n the drunker suddenly vomit n my hand all got hu chi/shark fin...*ewwww*


5.Sarah Chan - Meng Xing Shi Fen

first time i heard it was sang by Dick and Cowboys...



6.banana me duno name so click there

tis song i duno the name oso...





7.Ai Shang Yi Ke Bu Hui Jia De Ren

tis song i cant find the original singer but got this remix so its quite new singer...


i noe tat need to log in then can hear this few song so she were so good help me compiled it...a big thanks *SaYaNgZ* *MuAcKz*











hearing this old song reli make me missed my car when i used to drive to work and being asked by colleague why i drive so slow since the road so straight as i drive only 20km per hour...i enjoying song in the car...nowadaes youngster whre got listen to this old song liao as they more listen to modern song...i hope this old song wont disappear in time...







ps:who dar chicken curse me ho?i sneeze since last nite...

The four wonders in Malaysia

All those watever 7 wonders of the world but stil they left out 4 more wonder that being found lately but not included in the list...all this 4 wonders can be found in Malaysia...
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Point up cockatus
Johor Bahru

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Statue of angel pork
Puchong






















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Roundy butt
Bloggerland




















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The great bending of Kuching
Sarawak















how can they missed out our country wonders?












ps:my pinky lil sis here say in my last post comment box and simply accused me wan!!!

ah nel tai kor...

u everyday come my blog scold me n kek me ...

now i come back here to revenge...but since i m so good gal..hmmm cannot think of what to scold u!!!

ok i can think of one liao....U SO HIAOOOO! 'x'

so i reply her in her previous post comment box...

pinky lil sis...

i mana ade scold u ler!i sayang all my lil sis wan...i tot u lyk to eat kek so i kek u eveliday lor!

wat u wan next?

tilamisu or chokulat kek?

if u r a good gal then those pig in kuching can climb tree wan! :D

btw im a guy mar so every guy sure HIAO wan...u got boypren so u should noe mar *wink*

if guy no HIAO whre got next generation ler!

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*wink wink*

after she found tat she wrongly accused me the she replied...

PIAKS AH NEL!!!

oh btw...one 'tira miss u 'pls...... 'x'


u see i show my sayang to my lil sis but kena "piak" pula!

*sigh*

:P

is it true?

I dig and dig then found an interesting email i received last year august title cabinet traffic fines...

whether its true or not i duno...i just wondering sometimes how my email supplier got this info...

maybe some of you all read it or got this email before so dont blame me posting old email last year august i received... ;)

are you ready to read???

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let see it yourself and judge! ;)

ps :yesterday morning i received a called from 016-2998800 and when i answer that time...wuahhhh...so soft spoken gals i were huh as i tot a VIP/kopee mui have arrived and gv me a cal but end up it say i got message so to retrieve press 1 for england,press 2 for malay...

*i press 1* ...download song...

i end up the cal it straight away when i heard wat download song thingy as it useless for me coz i scared it charged me for tat cal...

nabueh!!!nowadaes Digi used this to earn more marni kar???

chance for the gals to play balls

For those single gals out there now don't missed out this chance to play balls which u never try before coz promotion rate will last till this end of the month!!!





guys can play too if u not satisfied with urs and wana find a bigger balls to play now the chance!!!



they got 2 type of balls u can play with tat is dry and wet...of coz more ppl lyk to play with wet wan coz dry wan whre got syok...



now promotional rate =



dry wan cost rm30



wet wan cost rm40



the gabanment even allowed tis to be play and its legal/halal*a-ham-dubilah*...sumore u play openly at Lake Garden...if u guys and gals don't feel paiseh come we all go play together gather... ;)



this is not sponsored post or anything coz last time i read in kennysia blog he go play this ball and it seem fun but its at niu shitlan*im too poor to go there*...i like this kind of sports thingy so i tot of maybe go try it out...



for more information you all can read it here...



as i say tis is not sponsored post so i wont write more and if its sponsored post maybe i wont write oso coz i blog for hobby not u pay me to blog... ;)



when will bungee jumping come to malaisainga???



who wana go next week maybe???

*btw i got no transport and duno how to go this place so who wana be good human being offer a ride to this old fat potato???*

;)

ps :tis youngman so young oledi lou fah/old flawer as he owes complain my font too small so this post i hope he don't complain again...as i say the small wan not important so can just ignored without reading it... ;)

i wana rent a room but being asked to...

I reli like to stay alone and its more better if house rather than apartment or condo coz i can keep doggie...



blame me spend too much till finish my saving when i work in my hometown sumore got debt everywhre...hehe



so now all i can afford just rent a place to stay rather than having it...i reli wana move out this end of the month as got fed up with someone...so i went home everyday sure look at the notice stick everywhre outside the lrt station but deinately not the ah long or who owe money...i tear every number they put notice that wana rent out their room...i even went into the condo to look for the notice that wana rent out their place...



yesterday nite i call an agent then he told me that the room just rent out so i told him i just wan small room so when he had it by this month gv me a call and i asked him how much per room he say its about rm180-200...

after that i call second advertiser that wana rent out a room...i asked him whether he is agent coz in his advertisement its say preferably female...he told me he is the renter then i asked him did he know anyone from that wana rent out the place but to male wan...he say male oso can so i asked him how much then he told me its rm350 for middle room coz the smallest room had being taken...i told him that too much and i cant afford then he told me that the price as the condo just build up earlier this year...he asked me whether i stay alone i told him yes...

now the best part that i find this renter funny...

he asked me invite my galfren to stay together so each of us pay half then wont be large sum for me...i told him im stil single so i will be living alone and a small room oso just fine for me...i dont mind as long i got place to stay...then he asked me go find one galfren...i was huh!!!

nabeh...i wana rent a room but in the end he asked me go find a galfren...btw if i got galfren and i asked her stay over oso i wont asked her pay lar...coz i get the return ledi mar...muahahaha...just joking...im the type of person that feel weird when gal pay for my food,drinks or anything...thats why when the gal owes wana pay for my meal or drinks i wont meet them anymore... ;)

then i called the third renter and i dont hope to rent this place coz i ever stay at that condo when i work in kl 5 years ago...i called himt then he speak mandarin so fluent so i dont think he is local...then he asked me my job and get back to me in few days coz he preferably looking for female renter...

*nabehhhhh...how kam most of the renter wana rent to gals only?is that mean in the toilet you fix a spy cam ledi?* :P

today i went to 2 condo to look at the place whether they got any notice wana rent a room but in the end found bulletin at the notice board...even the security guard asked me went to find at the notice board...

after went to 2 condo this morning i think i wana rent room at condo rather than apartment coz i saw swimming pooooooolllll and gymmmmmmmm...now i spent a lil bit more oso never mind coz i misssseeeedddddd swimming and gym as my 2007 revolution wana loose 20kg this year haven fulfill as now ledi mid year...

hmmmm...last time in my hometown i went swimming in my fren condo swimming pool thre not much ppl ledi all ppl looking at tis old fat potato...if i went swim at tis condo as i saw got cafe outside then mai more malu coz quite a lot of ppl then all scared an old fat potato jump in the pool all the water splash out... :D

sigh...if most condo got tennis court lagi better coz i missed playing tennis and maybe my percentage to rent that place higher...

btw i owes wondering as i spoke to the renter on fon and when met that time duno how as suddenly a pirate of the c-a-rib-bean came out...anyhow i must cut my hair as it long ledi...but i done have coat to wear worr!!!how ler???who wana lend me???rather than 1st impression they saw an old potato ahbeng...LOL

ps :if baby i agree tat when the milk not ngam them then they wil lao sai but everytime i drink HL or any low fat milk sure will lao sai wan...nowadaes HL got discount so everyday i finish nearly 1 litre coz shared a lil bit to my manager or asst manager marr...last time i at singapork oso same as once i finish 1 litre of the milk sure lao sai whole day...isit coz i din eat???but i had breakfast at 10am b4 i slp and after wake up then work time drink milk sure lao sai lyk i had 3 times ledi just now n now feel lyk wana go again...

*pang phui tat time CK parfum oso kenot fight the smell * :D

something to shared what i learned

Did you know that...
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Mosquito have teeth.
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Thomas Edison affraid of dark.
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The words "cemetery" comes from the Greek koimetition which mean dormitory.
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Each King in playing cards represent a king in real history
Spades = King David

Clubs = Alexander the great

Hearts = Charlemagne

Diamonds = Julius Caesar
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In ancient England,people could not have sex without consent from the king.when people want to have a child,they had to solicit a permission to the monarchy,in turn they wouls supply a plaque to hang on their door when they had sexual relations.
The plaque read..."Fornication Under Consent of the King" F.U.C.K.
*you all know the story now its not reli a bad word* :P
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When the english settlers landed in Australia,they noticed a strange animal that jump very high and far.they asked the aboginal people using body language and signs trying to asked about this animal.they reaponded with "Kan Ghu Ru" then english then adopted the word kangaroo.what the aboginal people were really trying to say "we don't understand you", "Kan Ghu Ru".





ps :just now i met the my ex ladyboy senior when i work in kl 5 yrs ago...i saw her few times ledi around this area coz her galfren work nearby whre i work...i look away pretend din saw her then she...

her :hey...nelson kan? /nelson rite?

me :gave a weird look but ekcerli i noe its her wan...

her :saya dayang lah...im dayang

me :ohhh... *pretend duno*

her :mana kerja? ...whre work?

me :sa kerja kat...engkau mana?i work at...how bout u?

her :saya kerja kat Zxxx sejak Wxxx tutup dan dah 2 tahun lebih/i work at Zxxx since Wxxx and tat ledi 2yrs ++

last time she and the senior gang reli don lyk chainis so they wil fark kao kao any chainis who work in thre...our own created rule was whoever last day or went onleave will be bath with bucket of water...she went onleave tat time we all heard and reli happy as quite a lot of staff don like her...i prepared few buckets of unfinish beer,kampai,stout,vodka ice sumore add tissue in it...my colleague ask me wat in it as reli smelly n look weird and i just smile...after she announce she went onleave after work which we all knew it earlier as other staff told us then all bath her with the bucket...i were last and they all say enuf ledi but i don cared as i bring out the bucket from the toilet and pour from behind...after tat incident the bangla cleaner complain to manager to stop doing tat coz its hard for them to clean... ;)

So You Think You Can Blog

I think you all heard or know about this show So You Think You Can Dance/Malaysia version rite?



After i heard from someone doing the sms thingy for the supporters to vote then i felt like wana do my own show...who wana join???



So You Think You Can Blog



why i get the idea wana do this show???

now i tell you all...last week got 1 dancer name Alam or england prounounce A lamb got voted out by fellow judges so i ask the person who did the sms vote who got the top voters and its him...i asked how much he got for his vote...its 27k voters and its 50 cents per sms so it would be rm13.5k only for him...

my cock!!!organisers got half of it then the other half divide to telco and they got small percentage only...



imagine got 6 dancer being voted out by judges and just say the other 5 got at least 10k supporters and thats mean rm5k...1 nite organiser earn bout rm30k...



wah lan ehhhh!!!i work for 5 years just to get that money...



one of the judges known as pet i seen his work so easy as i also can sit up thre...maybe next time he just need to bring a voice recorder and just record his voice..every week same opinion and same words on dancer...



i cant feel ur energy!!!



i cant see thre any communications between you both!!!



i cant feel it!!!



i see the same of you from last week!!!



duh...So you Think You Think You Wanabe Malaysian Simon Petwell...



back to mine...



So You Think You Can Blog just easy as you need to submit your entry form and show me how many visitors you got in 1 day...

*main purposed coz i can be rich when my fellow judges vote you out then your visitors or supporters sms voting you and make me rich... :D *



my judges wont be judging your blog by repeat the same opinion everyweek and i can guarantee that...



You blog about food but i cant feel the taste!!!



You blog about your hiking trip but i cant feel your energy!!!



You Blog about conversation but i cant feel your communication!!!



you wont heard this kind of comment everyweek as my fellow judges are high class and invited to judge wan...LOL

if you are anonymous blogger i guarantee your identity will be hide...i mean it even when you win your prizes will be given in seprate funtion...

*yesterday someone asked me is lokter a gal or guy...i told that person i asked him 1st then i tell you...seee...i din reveal your identity*

for those who failed to be a blogger and wana attempt suicide don worry as you will be appreciated by me... *yummy* :D

so who wana join venture with me to organise???


:D







ps: why do most of kuai lou owes look down most of the thing on asian???yesterday got 1 kuai lou thief steal thing and still think he is right and wana whack me when i question him...*i wait for u to touch me 1st*i don cared coz u are tough as indeed he is tough...im just fat oldman and size smaller than you but dont think this is your country...i don cared how big,tough,smart as when u mess up with fatty oldman u wil get it ;)

ouch...my thumb

Few days ago suddenly i felt my thumb so painful...then i were looking for the cause...i saw a small cut i tot its mayb some glasses i break n cut my thumb...

the next day it became more painful so i tot its not the cut n i found a nanah under the side of my fingernail *ouchhhhhh*

then i try to poke it but kenot so i just pull my skin at the side of the skin n some yellowish liquid came out...til now it stil growing inside underneath the skin n reli uncomfortable especially when thumb pressing the space bar on the pc now...*feel lyk chop of my thumb* :(

*aikssss...suddenly my tooth broke* :(

yesterday i saw our cleaner sis came to work and later she came approach me ask for something from me and suddenly told me her sis cant same to work due to sick again...*her sis wil came if our cleaner din came to work to represent her do cleaning*

she :sarimah sakit lagi! Sarimah sick again!

me :ohhh...

she :dia sudah masuk rumah sakit... she had gone into house sick

me :manyak teruk! so worse!

she :ada nanah tumbuh... got nanah grow

me :ohhh...

she :tumbuh kat pantat dia dan tak buleh duduk!grow at fuck her and cant sit

me :ohhh *in my heart smiling but i cant show it on my face but i laugh not coz of she sick but the wording*

then she left n i laugh at the side...muahahaha

ps :

nanah is a malay word and england its called nenen ;)

pantat in malay words mean fuck but their language mean butt/burid/ka chrng/punggung/ass :P

a person scared of tickle mean reli luv his partner???

Is it true that a person scared of tickle reeli luv his/her partner?

when i were young i reli sked of needle and even my primary six got wat wat RPG/GG injek at skool i oso avoid and din go for it...now i not sked of it as when i operate my wisdom tooth i got injek few times on my gum n tat a very sensitif place...

last year at of my bestfren andy shop/skintech tattoo,while i was not looking he poked me used needle to show other fren tat i not sked of needle but then he poked me used his hand n i nearly jump...they all laugh...

last tuesday my bestfren ah yong was here for some course and i met him at the Royale Bintang hotel...the next day i went to look for him again to bring some stuff and 4 pieces of chick pai but end up i was waiting at his hotel room coz i called him few times he din answer...i end up hanging the stuff and chick pai at the door coz the hotel room no bell eh...

i went off and just only outside the hotel finally he pick up the phone while i still try to cal him and he told me his phone in silent mode at on tat morning he had class...he told me he was at opposite the hotel for some massage...

i went up to look for him and shocked coz its my 1st time visit a massage place...*full of bed*then i saw him,his brother and another fren were having a body massage...he asked me whether need a massage and i told him dowan coz dowan to waste money sumore i din bring tat much of money wit me...he told me he had it but i dowan...after the body massage by small dragon gal he and another fren proceed to leg massage while his brother dowan coz scared of ticklish...*i told if i wana massage sure i look for guy coz they had more energy*

the next day they went again and after work i went to look for them...when i reach thre,they just finish body massage and still thinking whether to proceed to leg massage...then he and his fren proceed to leg massage while his brother do ear waxing...

then he asked me wan to massage onot i told him dowan and din brought so much money oso...he told me he had it and asked me to massage...i saw he whispering to the china guy massager and then came a well build china man came bringing a pot of warm water for soaked leg purpose...

woiii...i asked my bestfren wat is tis n he told me...

u massage leg since u walk so much everyday...

duhhh...

after my leg massage tat bout 3am then the massager walk to my back and hold my shoulder for some massage...he asked me soften my shoulder and then he used his elbow to massage my back and i were moving around...

he asked me i sked of ticklish huh?

i just... ;)

*each session cost rm 50 and ear waxing oso cost rm 50*


ps:to my dearest readers that have partner or married whose husband/wife reeli luv u,try it and tel me whether its true onot... ;)

pps :thanks to ah yong for the treat and till now my leg muscle stil pain maybe the massager punch too hard on my leg muscle...

Happy Porkday Angel

Think back 1st time i met her was last December 1st if i'm not mistaken...true onot ha pork!!!62 year old man lyk me suffer from brain damage and hardly to remember...

i went with cipet to met her and when reach tat place i saw her back and told cipet,i think tats her as he stil finding whre she sit...he told me tat not her and i just walk toward her and she smile... ;)

i knew tat her from da back coz a sohai post out her pigcher last year when they had a group of blogger meet...tat y i nvr even allowed a pigcher of mine kam out in blog even my bululess leg...

since its her big day and she dream to had daging tulang teh with me but i don hv kar how to beling her ler???

i beling my arli kayusen from my hometown but i duno whether she will willing to lide wit it onot so i need to sexcrapice out my pigcher wit my gang last time...

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its a group photo but if u can spot me then i'm not a anonymouse liao...

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i tink its not hard to spot an old man...

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post out my pigcher o not post??? :\

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aiya...just post lar as its a group pigcher oso...

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wana see my group pigcher anihow not easy lar...

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wana see skolol sumore...

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don be lazy!!!

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a lil bit more...

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nearly liao...

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don cursed me lar!!!

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now u all can puke after seen my face with my gang photo...

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for me safety is no 1 so i checked everything before i bought it last time...
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don belip me then judge it urself!!!
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see tat bulek on my fren leg onot???don tink i stay on top of the tree then duno bout safety...LOL














Angel aka pork,

Do u willing to had bak kut teh with 62 old man riding my limited edition arli kayusen?

ligard,

ah nel aka old man

chainis proverb

My second job after i step in the working world reli had a lot of nice funny thing and i never had a chance to blog about it so now i shared it out... ;D

if u don understand wat i mean maybe u can read few times till u understand as i am a banana/duno chainis oso can laff after i heard the sitoli told by my koliq...stil no understand then run fast fast and long piak...

my koliq came from sibu to work in kuching n he had a pren tat duno chainis at all...his pren is veli active person who owes involve in fight so 1 day he came to kuching to work n told my pren tat tis time he reli wana work n he wil reli change...no more fight in kuching...

1 day my koliq heard tat his pren fight again n asked him wat hapen...he told my pren in chainis proverb...

ren pu sak zu,zu pu si

dairek england transektion = ppl no kill pig,pig no die

tian shang pu xia yu,shan shang pu liu sui

dairek england transektion = sky no rain,mountain no flow water

next time just don simply act smart gave a proverb when u just how to spiak a language...













ps :last nite after pinis work fren ask me go ALOHA drink but i dowan the he pulled me n my manager to go so we just follow as no more choice...my 1st time been thre then went to 2nd floor VIP as his fren got membership...not sextified we change to 3rd floor n evelione look at us 1 kind..i tink 3rd floor r VVIP n i heard the membership fee every month for VIP r rm10K...

just now i called my best fren andy the tattoo artist n we had a chat bout more then 41min coz digi pren n pehmili reli cheap...1 of the chat tat his customer saw my pigcher at his shop n asked him tat tis person/me last time owes at Jln Song...now u ppl noe y i don simply let anyone take n post my pigcher even any part of my bodi coz im easy to spot...a bad guy lyk me beter stay away from bright... ;D

btw few days ago my best fren ah yong cal my digi line n asked me y my maxis line din switch on n i told him i din reload n the time xpired...i purposed did tat coz i wana change my maxis num so i asked him find for me nice new number coa later maybe my digi num wil change oso... ;)
he called me tis morning n told me cant find any nice number n he coming tomolo n asked me wat else he can help me bring so i just called him...tink n tink i tink i wil request c which food he can help me tapao...*yummy*

look at time now its 11.53pm i tink he haven slp n hopefully wont wake his baby dotter...

*sms him asked wat pood he can help me tapao tomolo when he reach*