So true

Since i ABCPBSC*hokkien*/BMTBB*malay*/HMYCPMYTSC*mandarin*/MSPMMKC*hopoh hakka/MSPMYC*cantonis* so thre go anader so true mia sitoli...

This is a reli true sitoli about rocockmeo and jubarkliuet...

rocockmeo

1. rocockmeo are extremely busy.

2. Although rocockmeo are so busy, he still have time for women.

3. Although rocockmeo have time for women, he don't really care for them.

4. Although he don't really care for them, rocockmeo always have one around.

5. Although he always have one around them, rocockmeo always try his luck with others.

6. Although try his luck with others, rocockmeo get really pissed off if the women leaves him.

7. Although the women leaves him,rocockmeo still don't learn from his mistakes and still try his luck with others.

jubarkliuet

1. The most important thing for jubarkliuet is financial security.

2. Although this is so important,jubarkliuet still go out and buy sexpensive clothes.

3. Although she always buy sexpensive clothes, jubarkliuet never have something to wear.

4. Although she never have something to wear, jubarkliuet always dress beautifully.

5. Although she always dress beautifully, jubarkliuet clothes are always just"an old rag".

6. Although her clothes are always "just an old rag", jubarkliuet still expect you to compliment her.

7. Although she expect you to compliment her, when you do, jubarkliuet never believe you...

jubarkliuet seem so nice when u compliment about her...

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but u lie to her then anger come n tis wil hapen...

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tis is wat u get...

ps :

ABCPBSC hokkien mean Ah Buey Ciak Pah Bo Su Cho

BMTBB malay mean Belum Makan Tarak Barang Bikin

HMYCPMYTSC mandarin mean Hai Mei Yu Ci Pao Mei Yu Tung See

Cuo

MSPMMKC hopoh hakka mean Mang Sik Pau Mo Ma Kai Cho

MSPMYC cantonis mean Mei sek Pao Mou Yeh Chou

MightAngryYouBank

Today i tot of wana go change my atm card before i went to work so i wake up more early at nearly 3pm...my Maybank and Standard Chartered atm card had broken so i tot i might went to Maybank first then the following day go to Standard Chartered...

i reach Maybank near the place i stay and the security ask me how can he can assist me so i told him i wana change my atm card...tat i need to wait for the receptionist but i din seen anyone thre...i wait a while then came a guy stand behind me and asked me thre no person thre...i told him no and after a while he went into the counter and press the number...he print 1 for me also but i told him i need to wait for the receptionist coz i wana change my atm card...

about more than 10 mins i stand thre then the girls/aunty came and asked me wat i want so i told her i need to change my atm card and she asked me show her...i showed her the broken part then she asked me if the card stil can used so i told her yes it is...then she says no need to change so i told her i scared suddenly late nite i wana used cant used...

then she asked me whether i got my passbook with me so i told her i left in in Sarawak...she said if i did it now stil need to wait tomorrow coz need kuching branch to fax my detail see its true onot...she even told me its nearly 4pm and i better came more earlier then pass me a form to fill and asked me come tomorrow...

farking lazy bastard...should tell me earlier tat u wana go home as the time onli not yet 3.30pm...i noe those ppl come to work just wan some easy life like my workplace now as when busy time sure quarrel as all those forker used to had easy life ledi...

niamah!!!don like to work then sit at home lar!!!come to work wan easy life and wait for salary...tat y i more prefer work in the place more ppl same race with me...

Can i say im lucky or wat ler as yesterday morning after i bought groundnuts at supermarket near the place i stay i found out my fren bike im using i lost the key...i try to find it at the internet centre 2nd floor but kenot find and went bek to supermarket to find...then i went bek to to internet centre try to find it again but cant find it...i went bek to the supermarket to find and found tat it cant be seem anywhre so i asked the security officer if he seen any keys...he asked me go the counter thre to asked and the cashier and she told me someone found my keys on the bike n why i so careless left the key thre... ;)

this 2 weeks i break few glass i duno why but each time sure my had will get poked till bleeding...*suey o wat*

tis 2 weeks everyday i been to pasar karat/market rusty as i heard they sell everything tat u need at thre...everything u can find but wat i wana find seem like a lot of fake wan...last 2 yrs ago my fren bought from thai monk cost bout 1k ++ but i can find it thre bout less than one hundred...

sigh..how can i judge whether its real o not ler???wat i wana find is tiger teeth coz need to do smth on it but how can i judge whether its real??? if i go to wat jabatan haiwan sure i wil kena lock up after i got tat thing wit me... :-\

anyhow don cared bout wat happen much lar as i got some pighcer to post...i like to go scuba diving and might learn it 1 day but wat i ecpect is i din see this when i dive...

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don worry barkling coz no more gross pigcher... ;)

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just some pigcher tat i wil sked to death if i seen tis in the middle of the sea when i dive...

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its just an underwater sculpture park...

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are u ready???

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some pish n body...

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just a head...

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seem like got tudung saji on the head...

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type writer can be used undersea!!!

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a closer look if u not belip...

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tis one onli left sekeletong...

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tis are water scarecrow and since thre bno crow underwater so the pish just get to swim around... ;)

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a face tat being left underwater...

cocka learn his lesson

My last post she asked me to post funny stuff but not gross pigcher but i told her i plesent my blog to her so she can post funny stuff and she nvr replied...

since it was the penang to k-hell most fierce gurl barkday two days ago so i fulfill her wish lorr...

ladies and gatalman,pussy and penis whatever it is this post strictly for old man like me to read so u all littleman better consult ur son or dotter before u read it...its really a true sitoli about a person tat i met once onli but tats enuf ledi before he spoilt me...

his name is cocka.he is the most humsap person among all blogger that i ever met.LOL

now i begin his sexperience while he travel from jehbi to k-hell...in 1 month he wil travel few times to k-hell just to meet all his gf...long hour journey he willing to sexcrifice just to meet all his gf...all ppl duno tat think he so good man just to travel so far to meet up with them all and had kalaokeh/makan makan sexsion...

tis week 1 of his gf barkday so he will travel to k-hell again...

u all duno wat he did when he travel for 4 hours journey and u all think he travel alone...everytime he will pick up any passenger by the roadside but sure its a gal coz he is allegic to guys...

everytime he travel he seldom see the side mirror when he overtake car eventho its dangerous coz something blocking it...tis time while travelling he accidentally saw the side mirror and...

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wat u think cocka saw???

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he saw car???

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he saw bikes???

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guess somemore!!!

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scroll somemore lar!!!

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muahaha...

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wana know the reason he let airplane all his gf without attending the barkday celebration???

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now u all know why he din attend the barkday party...

how r u feeling now cocka???

still dared to simply pick up flawer along the roadside???

LOL

ps: Happy Barkday to u winnie the fierce one...wish u happy happy owes,earn a lot of money so u wont complain not enuf money to spend... ;P

Dont lie too much...

Normally i wont read any long post in blog or email coz it make me sleepy but tis wan i duno y i read it til finish n felt it reli funny since smts ago...

since my batang blogger so much like bout his mistar idol...y not i post out tis forwarded email tat make me laff till today...i add some more at the ending so tat u all more syiok when read it... ;)

end of sadness post now begin with some laff... :D


An Indian man died and went to heaven.

When he arrived at the heaven gate Siva the God said,

"Come on in. I'll show you around.You'll like it here."

Walking through the gate, the man noticed clocks everywhere. There were grandfather clocks, wall clocks, watches, and clocks in every corner.It appeared that heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.

Surprised at how heaven looked, the man asked,

"God Siva, what's the deal? Why are all these clocks here in heaven?"

God Siva replied,
The clocks keep track of things on earth. There is one clock for each person.Every time the person on earth tells a lie, his clock moves one minute."

For instance, this clock is for Aru, the used car salesman. If you watch it closely, it will move.

"Click."

The minute hand on Aru's clock moved one minute.

"Click."

It moved another minute. "Aru must be into closing a customer right now," said God Siva.

"The minute hand on his clock moves all day."

The man and God Siva continued walking. Soon, they came to a clock with cobwebs on the minute hand.

"Whose clock is this?"asked the man.

That clock belongs to the Widow Achi. She is one of the finest,God-fearing, people on earth.I bet her clock hasn't moved in a year or two."

They continued walking and touring heaven. The man enjoyed watching the clocks of all his friends.

When the tour was finished, the man said, "I've seen everyone's clock but Mistar Samy Vellu's.

Where is his clock?

God Siva replied,"Don cha felt its a bit windy here?

Yeah,indeed its very windy and cooling at tis area,the man said.

God Siva smiled "Just look up. We use his clock to work as ceiling fan."

:D

lagi manyak tol bikin lagi boleh,
naik harga lagi tinggi lagi bulleh.

ps :i think ya all read it before coz its a forwarded email...dont skold me coz of posting old jokes or whoever post it before... ;D

1st time in 14 years

Before you all reading this post i advice that do not proceed to spoild a nice Mother's Day to you all as on this day i never be happy again...its better you all read it after this special day...


1 yr had past since my last post on mother day as time really fast passby and in 1 yr a lot of things can happen...in my life more things screw up in this 1 year time and a lot of un happy things happen...

14 yrs had past you left me alone and dont u felt its cruel towards me...i always wanted to switch place with you*i really mean it*i cant live without you but you sure can live without me... ;)

you plan to abort me but why you never do so?i don blame if u aborted me but i blame u left me without a another priceless words MUMMY i can called...

1st time in 14 yrs i never went to your grave on ching ming festival this year coz i was not in town...if happen i were there you will unhappy see us all also coz we all*family*never seem so close and talking...we busy with our stuff seem like usual life and never had a great chat among each other...i promise that if not next month or july i go back kuching if i had enough saving to go back that time,1st i wana do is pay respect at your grave...

sory i had to say tis but i do not wish so as last yr when i plan to get away from kuching i was thinking tat if i left than ah kong*your father* left tis world then i duno can manage to come back or not...then he passed away last sept on the 1st...im not cursing him but just thought about it...now i think you will be happy as ah kong and ah mah accompany you up there...*ah mah passed 14 years away on my birthday*

i think you sure still continue your hobby that baking but i cant try it anymore...last time i can try it when i was a little kid...*i missed those taste*

anyhow i still regret i never treat you nice when you cant move around after the operation...sometimes in a week i saw you vomitted few times but i felt very disgusting to help throw...i am really a jerk and disappointed you as a son...

i better stop here before any tears drop from my eyes again...

lastly i wana wish you and all the mother in this world Happy Mother's Day...

Mummy...I really missed you...

p/s :i really appreciated that if you took me to live with you soon as i really wana treat you and repay back what i never did as your son...i will never blame you for bringing me with you so soon as i will blame you if you dont bring me see you soon...

she so cruel

Before i start posting i wana warn u all tat tis post contain a disgusting pigcher so if u cant take it do not proceed...children must consult with parent before reading it as i dowan u to get phobia at nite...
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She din hear wat i say few days ago so i post kao her pigcher with the cruel thing she had done to a dog...someone had caught her pighcer n anyhow it drop to my hand so i decide to post it out after long tot... ;)

she sayanging the dog as i tot she was a lovely person til i proceed more pigcher below...

kids!!!if u stil reading it pls do not proceed...

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ppl with hart ertek pl stop here else wil sure wil admitted to hospital...

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ah kong ah ma eventho u eat more salt than me i advice u to stop here liao!

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wofffffffff!!!awwwwwaawwwwwww!!!

kabooooshhhhhhhhh!!!

p/s:msg to the cat...pls behave urself before ur mama did the same to u...now i tink u wont upset ur mama ledi after saw tis pigher...all tis while she pwetend to b so good...

*u r welkam to come wit me if u runaway from home coz now i'm in a run oso after tis post*