2007 whole year i can complete wat i list onot...hmmm

*added at 1.55pm*

This is the 1st time i wrote out what i plan on my new year revolution as seem like a lot of ppl doin it maybe i gv it a try to list out so that next year i can see whether i made a suckses onot...

1) more exercising *loose anader 20kg fat from bodi*

2) call khai mah more often *she complain i'm jobless n so many free time but din find her yumcha*

3) pinish my FengHuang shading *its completed lining few month ago but stil notchet shading*

4) no more meet gal blogger *khai mah excluded* :D *if not ppl think i blog to kap lui*

5) buy a house *saying like drinking so easy*

6) get a car soon *no need mafan ppl pick me up as its damn malu*

7) get a dog *accompany me jogging* *akcherli if jogging with kiut dog will attract gals* :D

8) save 80% salary money like i used to be when i work in S'pore & KL *last time nth to pay but now...sigh*

9) made up my mind *closing down this blog then start new anonymous blog o retire*

10) try out every height sports example bungee jumping *i sked of height*

11) drive car in race track *i like speed*

12) no relationship til 2008 *build up a stable life within 2yr* ;)

i list out some of this as currently its in my mind...

Can i make it???


Happy 2007 New Year to my all dearest readers...Wishing this new year bring a lot of luck ,joy,wealth and happiness to ya all...

ps :few days ago sifu ask me no go bek CNY as i told him CNY means nth to me as i working oso last time in my previous company then ystdy fren msg me got go bek CNY onot i say no...for me CNY onli for kids as they onli felt happy... ;)

duck liver

The road that i passby everyday are full of duck liver.it's reli annoying tat when smts i passby they kept calling me till got 1 time i got shocked when i passby the dark area then a loud sound...pssstttt...pssssttt...i nearly ran coz i tot it was snake...niamah eh bapuk...

few days ago around 5++am in the morning i passby the road again but i used the opposite road as i tot it will be not mani duck liver then suddenly i heard...lengcai...lengcai...i pretend din hear it and just walk then the duck liver walk toward me and i got angry and say...jangan pegang saya atau kena bantai/dont touch me or being whack...then the duck liver left...

few nights ago thre 3 person asking me road direction then after i told them 1 of them told me he will used the other road go then i told him its much more easier if u walk straight and he told me that the she/male owes wana disturb him then i pointing at those duck liver and say...ahhhh...the other 2 of them which a guy n a gal follow behind me then the other 1 join in oso as they saw the duck liver din disturb me...the guy n the gal oso laugh at the other fren as he so scared...

this morning at bout 4++ am i saw on the opposite road got car,bike in the middle of the road and someone being handcuff so i went nearer to have a look...ohhh...1 of the duck liver nearly being snatched handbag...i reli hate those handbag snatcher...hmm...then my fren taxi driver told me that this bag snatcher hv a big gang n if not mistaken they are from the place whre i tapao nasi lemak early in the morning...

then i went nearer to the scene as i wana look at his bike number to aware my fren then the police pointing at him and asking me me wat...i just say nth...i tot of msg my fren but it reli a lot of them n i being born lazy so if i post out here will i be killed?don cared lar as they wana killed me then killed me lar...

look out for red Yamaha BJF5706...



duck liver = ak qua

bapuk = she/male





ps :another farni incident happen tis morning as a malay gal owes talk big n ever told me his brother got lambocini,farklali,skyline tat sell off 2million but owes follow his mat armpit lookalike boyfren to go bek whenever she finish job...tis morning i saw his bf arrvive with his bike waiting for her then she came with anader guy...she came approached her bf...

sayang...balik dulu ya...ok sayang...nanti babi balik lar ya...

then his bf left with the bike with showing some of his mat armpit style sped off wrong direction road n if the car kambing from thre i think her bf reli became kambing...sohai...if like tis type of galfren go n slap her then whack tat guy coz steal ur gf lar...still listen to her for wat...

The more i hide the more i met them

Since i came back from kl 2002 ago,i missed sitting on kapal terbang again so i chosed to leave my hometown and now i'm in a big city to build up my curryier..

i left my hometown in no sound even my family duno about it coz for me i think its not a big deal for everyone to know that whre am i since some of them find me when they had trouble or need help...i only let few of my closed frens knew that i'm leaving but even some of them knew i'm leaving but i din told them whre i will end up at...

its kind of fun when they looking for me then they just knew that i left ledi...seem like the more i want to hide from others the more i will end up being known whre am i...

few weeks ago when i about to left a place that i had been for a month looking for a job then i end up meeting up with my ex company colleague that being known as Mr big mouth...i try to avoid being seen by him but in loudly he speak in hakka ngi ya heh ta ah li ah?(u oso at here)...so i told him that i just came here look for fren n now im leaving...i ask oso told him that do not to our excompany ppl that u saw me here but i think its useless...

just now i met another ex collegue with her bf swimming at Sungai Wang then i try to avoid her but she pointed her hand towards me and say that what kind of fren i'm as i left the company without notice...i told them that i tender my resignation on 18th of august so i tot my last day will be 18th of oct who know company hr called me 17th of august 5++pm told me that its my last day and i end up packing my stuff till nearly 8pm...

even i told her just now that dont tell anyone whre i'm but i think its hard lar as she was 1 of the company gooseShiter...last time she will owes came to me ask me smth when thre smth happen in the company....came ask me this and that and when i say i duno she will say i'm lying coz she noe i knew a lot things happen inside the company even some of the managers oso duno...

about 1 or 2 weeks ago i oso saw my fren gf and another fren buying things but i make duno and just walk passby them as i reli don like her snobbish style...last time when i met them while in my hometown she used an eyesight to look at me...MCB..i noe lar u ppl rich while im from poor family...

seem like the more i hide the more i will met up with those big mouth or gooseShitter...


some ah nel dicktiokari for u all...

kapal terbang in malay and in england called ship fly...

Sungai Wang in malay and in england called river money...

gooseShitter = gossiper

ps :Congratulation to David Hii and Christina Ling that married on 23rd of December...im sorry as i cant made it to ur wedding lunch and told you before that i maybe will drive to ur hometown Sarikei...a big thanks to David that even offer to pick me up at Sibu airport if din hv flight to kch airport... ;)

pps :hey man...i wish all the luck of winning the her heart as i knew that when we love someone we hardly to let it go from our heart...anytime u can called,sms,email me when u need some advice eventhough i don hv sexperience in love life but i got divorcee,3rd party gal shared their problem with me so i think i can help some of the problem... *wink wink*

In hospital just now

Few weeks ago when i chat with leon/Pisang Goreng 115 and asked that when his operation date and he told its on 20th December so i told him that if im stil around i will go visit him...this morning ace msg me told me he visiting him at noon time but i just slp at 9am so i was too tired to follow him...

i asked my taxi driver fren how to get thre and when i reach thre,he was looking at me this sohai why standing in front of his bed then i asked him you are pisang goreng?he smiled...yes...i am...

he smiled and told me that we meet in hospital for the 1st time and i told him its nothing...actually i'm the 2nd blogger he ever met and 1st one was ace as he visited him this afternoon...i asked him more about his health as he suffer from Neurofibromatosis or short form NF...then i asked him about who blog he always browsed then he told me ace,kenny,me,wingz and nyonyapenang...

i told him that i just met nyonyapenang last Friday and she seem like her blog Merepek...oppsss...errr...she had a lot of funny stories when u met her and she talk nonstop... :P

i told him kenny seem like his blog and he treasured every fren he got...he is a friendly person and i just limteh with him last nite... :)

we continue to chit chat and came a guy with wheel chair came and told leon/pisang that tmr he had camelthrophy(i spell wrongly kar)...i asked him what he suffer from then he told me cancer and lift up his suit and show me his leg got 1 big lump... :(

then the nurse came and gv leon a morphin inject and i can see that he really in pain after being injected...he told me his hand was hot and his chest oso and its hard for him to breath...morphin really a powerful painkiller...

i always had this thinking as last time my fren daughter suffer from premature and some of the ppl i known sick then i ever pray to god take my life to exchange with them that really need help as if my life can exchange for their cureness i really dont mind that i end up my life shorter...but till now i still breathing... :(

he also showed me his stomach got brown spot and he told me its a disease also...i told him i got under my stomach and i thought it was my birthmark then he told me doctor told him its not ordinary spot and if its longer than 1 inch its not a birthmark...i shown him mine and its longer than 1.5 inch so its a disease oso...

i look at the time it was 10.22pm and its bout time i make a leave coz its bout 1 hr i was thre...i saw he getting tired already and dont want to disturb him as he just finish operation last nite...i was about to ask him maybe i blog some of this meet and he told me that ace ask permission to blog it out so i also ask him can i blog and he say its ok... :)

Lastly i want to wishing you Merry Christmas and HappyNew Year...get well soon my fren...

*sorry ya coz i forgot to bought anything when i visit you just now*

p/s :for those who like to visit him anything msg me or called me and i will tell you which ward he is in...he told me he might be in thre about 1-2 weeks...

What would you do?

If you in people kampung/village and happen someone screaming at you what would you do?

i got this phobia that whenever i heard someone says they are hungry i will try my best to ask them go eat or if they are not convenient i will tapao for them...

i used to skip every meal few years ago and end up like now as whenever i don felt like to eat i will vomit if force myself to eat...smts even i can survive with only fruits...everyone always scold me stupid coz of dont eat rice or some types of nice food...its not i dont want but i cant as what the point if i eat later i vomit isn't that suffering myself...

thats why i dont want anyone to became same like me that cant enjoy a lot of food...

on Monday morning about 1++am my fren ask me whether i eaten then i told him not yet but im not hungry so he ask me bought a burger for him and 1 for myself...i went to the burger stall and it closed...then he din eat...later at 5++am i asked him u not hungry he say hungry so i ask him what you want then i help you tapao...he told me he thought of eating nasi lemak Kampung Baru nasi lemak antarabangsa...i ask him how to get thre and he showed me by pointing...

i manage to find that place but i din saw any Nasi Lemak Antarabangsa stall...so i called him coz he told me that place was before Renaissance Hotel but after 3 traffic lights i was confused then...so he told me ask the ppl thre...i ask 1 not seem like mat armpit guy and he told me just right after the fon shop...then the seem like pek hoon guys sitting outside the fon shop shouting...

pek hoon lookalike :apa you cari/what u looking for? *screaming*
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when i passby them i speak out loudly...tak ada apa/nothing...then i stared at them from the placei tapao but they din look at me...

but anyhow dont try this as my frens always told me before that when in other ppl place just lost to them or just Mcdonald...i duno what happen to me that morning till i so dared to do so...

Tuesday morning my other fren ask me go thre tapao again then i ask got any rod for me to self defense onot?then he told me no need as u just called us if got prob then my other fren which ask me to tapao on Monday morning ask what happen as he din knew that morning he ask me tapao i got problem...then he ask me who i told him those pek hoon lookalike guys scold me and my fren told me its like that coz his brother ever being asked money by them also...

i told my fren if i din came back then they know whre to find me coz they scold me again this time i ran over them with bike... :)


pek hoon = white powder







p/s :finally i got the chance to shared out and seem like we both most likely at the same situation...as i told you,let it go if its not urs...i know smts we are cheating our feeling that miracle will happen but all i can say its fate...tis world is unfair as what we want we cant have it but what we not interested always came along...be patient...let it go...i believe we wont be living in single whole life... *wink*

Another blogger meet

Last nite i was being invited by liuliu to a dinner as she told me its a dinner with lokter Chen aka ah boy mia owner...liuliu told me that they had dinner at 8pm at what Crab lestolan...i left my place around 7pm then went to town atm to withdraw some cash then made me end up reach thre around 9pm coz need to used gabanment train and u all know lar when used gabanment services sure sucks...

when i reach thre i was looking for them and i tot they had left coz i didnt seen them and the waitress told me why dont i go upstairs and look for them...i just knew it got 2nd floor when the waitress told me...then i went upstairs and finally saw liuliu bz munching 2 barrel of peanuts and Sengkor which both of them only seem familiar to me...hehe...

liuliu asked me which 1 is who then i pointed 1st lovely lady is lokter Chen and 2nd lovely lady is Nyonyapenang...nyonya got shocked as she asked us her head got written her identity as many ppl can recognised her...*i got tips mar* :P

mr anonymous was joining us also at the dinner...then i was mistakenly tot Jason and a lil gal but i forgot her named that they were nyonyapenang son and dotter...opppssss...

then the dishes arrived and it had 1 plate and 1 pot of crabs which i cant eat coz of allergy,vege,toad fried with dried chili,tauhu with mayonaise and roti...

while we bz eating then the tiny/lil gal arrive...she sat down and start eating the crab and without greeting me oso as she scared i redeem the movie ticket from her...she is the hug hug club ah May and dissapointed when she saw me as she tot i were reli hamsem and asked for hug in the blog and when seen the real me got reli disappointed...jk... :D

Nyonyapenang asked me how i get to that place then i told her i used Putra and alight from Masjid Jamek and she told me that Masjid Jamek only got Lrt nia worr...i told her its Pasar Seni then she said i LIED...omg...she had been infected by someone about the thing LIED...hmmmm...not i lied this time its i wrongly explain mar... :P

then after the dinner we stil continue hearing Nyonyapenag telling story till they switch off the air conditioning to halau us...LOL...then we shift place to SS2 KTZ for Loh loh...while we were in car then lokter called Winn and she BARK...wow...now i noe how she communicate with liucas...LOL... *hide*

lastly i want to thanks Nyonyapenang for the Loh loh treat...for the pigcher please look for the camera man/women sengkor,angeliuliu and lokter chen...ppl like me too poor to get a camera...after they cencored sure the pigcher will be published in their blog as we all cant be see bright/kin khong...LOL

*i got molested by aunty fierce last nite when angeliuliu,Sengkor and Lokter Chen wana took her photo...my shirt nearly being tear off by her* *sexcuse me coz now i wana run before she catch me* :P

p/s :ever sexperience ur toes being kicked by passerby then ur nails bleed?well...i did...ouch

Malu...

Yesterday it was my 1st time i do damn kao kao malu...kns...I was walking in Pitalin Street
then saw the water eye cat i go order 1 cup lor to cool down my body heat as people say its veli the good wan for body...i go order 1 cup lor and drink it...then i saw again fruits and its reli my favourite so i bought 1 packet of ong lai and pak kia...i ate the ong lai 1st then baru hentam the pak kia and suddamnly my stomach bloated with air and wana vomit...

in a rush i need to find junkban before i vomit at roadside and saw opposite road there got fark food restolan...i went inside and to 2nd floor as paiseh coz i no makan thre but used their junkban manatau no junkban at 2nd floor and went bek to 1st floor saw the door with shoes sign and went in...

once i went in i saw its diffrent wan...don cared so much then lock the door and saw a duckbin thre...mahai...as i noe i seldom seen duckbin ler in batang toilet ler...when halfway vomit i heard sounds and it seem like leather shoes...then heard again and it seem like heels...cibei lor...i became more scared now and fast fast pinish with my business...so comfortable after the vomit...

i flush and went out and look at the door sign...knn...its a high heel sign and seen opposite door its shoes sign sumore the mangkali restolan worker came out from the junkban and look at me with a Darkie smile...i smile with him and went to wash my hand an left in a hurry...tiu

last nite same case again i got lost as on my way to Egypt...i been thre 4 yrs ago but i forgotten how to get thre and got lost on the highway end up i reach that place nearly 1 hr to meet up my hometown fren...spesial thanks to macang oso as ask him direction and he proudly say lu belok sini nanti lu lurus saja bolih sampai sudah...fark u lar...if i follow ur direction i duno i lost till whre ledi and maybi balik india...macibei...tarak bolih harap wan u ppl...sial...

p/s :some of the words usage in ah nel sohai dicktionary so here the translation...*free teaching again*

malu is malay word so england we called maroon...same plonounsextion...

water eye cat = air mata kucing

ong lai is in hokkien = in england called penisapple

pak kia in hokkien = in england called grave

pai seh in hokkien = in england mean bad surname

junkban = place to store shit and pee for male or place to make up for ladies

duckbin = place to store kotex

macang = dumpling

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11 things you might understand more about Winn

1) She is fierce & likes to bully me...i scared...
2) She likes to laugh...a lot...
3)She is tall...taller than me...
4)She drive very car very fast...smts will drive wrong direction...
5)She have patient to wait...more than 3 hrs also don't mind ;)
6)She is pretty...wiuuuwittt...
7)She wana gv Liucas to me...
8)She eat what i eat...no rice :)
9)She drink what i drink...tea or juice ;)
10)She hate liars....i did just want to joking with her who know she cant accept it... :(

Now she really hate me coz i lied to her eventhough i was just joking...thanks for driving me*sohai* around for eating and yumcha session eventhough you need to travel so far to fetch me...now you knew whre i stay at least you won't round few times on the highway to find the way to my place... :D

okok...i better stop here else i will be hunted down by her or my readers getting boring...hehe

Guys...dont ever lie to gals on personal thing or else you wont be forgiven... ;)



p/s :eventhough i follow my fren back home for few times but i stil got lost yesterday morning after i send his brother to bus station...anyhow i stil enjoyed the Tau Fu Fa at the PUDU Market that used to be my breakfast 4 yrs ago when i work here...yesterday morning was my 1st time drive car at here and get to drive an old car Toyota LE but with supercharge engine...its damn powerful... ;)

Smoking Kills

Before i proceed to this post i like to warned all of this lovely readers that read sohai ahnel mia post that do not proceed to scroll down as it really contain a hamsup thing...really hamsup till sei...
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for those women who like to smoke maybe you all will get this...














since so many people*u noe who you are* like to find piaomeis think of this can happen...














to those young teenagers gals that smoking really wont make you look sexier even when you grow old...i heard that smoking can help you allkeep fit but its a lie... ;)














i nvr met this hamsem before so i duno whether he is smoking onot but since he likes to be suffoscated then...














for those still reading now you can fark ah nel in the comment box...ah nel is the real from the way he blog so no high expectation towards him that he got split personality... ;)

I late coz of being cheated

Yesterday morning kinda of rushed for me as i went for medical check up on health...i think i had been suxsexted got birdfulu...my friend told me a place that i can went for medical check up faster as there not much patient...when i reached that place i saw thre were more than 10 Pigson/Zu jai...na beh...i just wait till beh tahan then i went to look at the number how long i have to wait...the gals ask me am i in hurry then i told her i need to catch a bus at 11.30 am*ticket oso havent bought* and she said i can told her earlier as she can skip them 1st coz anything oso can be adjust...hehe...she poked needle into my hand and cant find blood to suck n she kept saying sorry and ask me hurt onot?i told her its nothing as i had more needle done than this small matter...

After that she bring my medical file to the doctor and told her that im in hurry so skip other patient 1st... :) then she chk up on me and ask me take off my shirt and i was shy and "huh"...she said she need to chk on my tummy..hmmmm...what to do so i lift my shirt up and she hit my belly then start asking...

Dr : errr...how long u did that?

me : huh!

Dr : its nice...is it hurt and how long u took to done it?

me : ohhh...its bout 2 days each...

Dr : at ur back got kar?

me : got...

Dr : can i see?

me : oh can...

muahaha...nowadays Doctor not even chk your sickness but everything also chk...LOL

* i tot i will get any answer soon as my old disease kambing bek coz nose bleed everyday from last Sunday till today so i can prepared more nicer pigcher to put on lorry head*

then i rushed to bus station to bought a ticket and by the time i reach thre its oledi 1.30pm...i round here and thre to get a ticket but kenot find any bus that going to the destination i want...the earliest will be 2.30pm so i just bought as the farker told me that bus travel nonstop and it cost more rm5 as it Super VIP Coach...

i wait till 2.30pm then i not yet seen any bus plate number 189 so i went to ask him when will be the bus arrive and he told me traffic jam and the bus will be reach at 3pm...finally the Super VIP Coach arrive and its a Bas Kilang...caucibai...i nearly fark kao that person but i dowan to create trouble as it will getting me worse later if i had to ride anader bus...everyone in the bus had being cheated and those farker sell the ticket damn smart as they collect all the ticket back so we cant sue them...

the bus start travelling at 3.40pm and he travel reli fast on the highway at 50-60kmh...knn...i knew i will be reli late to reach the destination so i sms someone who fetch me up to wait as i will be reached late...fark...damn kao malu as need ppl wait for me...then the driver stop for some meal and i ask him that they said its non stop...he told me that they all need to go toilet or anything...i louder my voice and told him that also no need till 20mins...he stared at me...

* old lady ask us what the bus company named and they told him Bas Kilang as i think she want to complain* LOL *how to complain when there so many Bas Kilang*

when nearly reached the bus station i alight earlier as there traffic jams and few of us alight and walk...halfway walk i received sms asking whre am i and i reply that i will walk to that destination but being ask to stay whre am i and i will being pik up from thre... :(

*damn malu me as need ppl wait for me from 5pm to 9.30pm,cum pik me and havent dinner*

anyhow i really enjoy last nite dinner/supper as we both sitting there from 10pm till 12 am and seem like its closing baru we cabut to find another place to yum cha...chit chat chit chat till 2 am at mamak stall...LOL

p/s : i told you i wont blog out who you are but you are welcome to blog it out coz i duno its good anot for me to blog out the meet as i scared i spoild ur image...last nite you so casual while i so ah beng and i shorter *duh malunye me*

errmmm...don be so fierce coz ah nel scared *run*

We found a free meal for our meeting

Saturday we had anader batang meet n when all batang meet sure tok batang oso...LOL

This meet i met 2 new faces 1 of them is kai yeh 9393 don recognise me and he just greet aceone...then ace told him tis is ah nel...then he ohhhh...halo halo...

hmmm...me and ace reach the makan free place around 12.05pm coz tis lin pekkk sms ace told him meet at 12 noon then i called sifu Wingz confirm whether he is kambing and he say he stuck in traffic jam and ask us why so early reach thre...i told him tat lin pekkk told us 12 noon meet up and Wingz say lin pekkk just came out from his place...wat else i cal him n he say he wil arrive in short while...hmmm...

Then me and ace look around to pretend we interested in buying the shoplots worth around 3.5 meelion...tat how we get free food...shhhhh...after 20min lin pekkk arrive and followed by Wingz and we all went in again but this time more profesional coz Wingz took out his N73 snapping the shoplot coz he wana bought few of it...LOL

while we were bz then Wingz received a fon call and i heard he say brader and i knew its the Minister of Engineering Kenny arrive...then finally i met my brader Kenny...then we all find a table to sit down and toking some batang tok...while we were bz tok kok then the ice kelim gal came to offer ice kelim to kenny as he the hansem among us all...then Frostier came and the gal came to offer a pinkish kaler ice kelim for him...

mahai...tat ah beng wana kena kar?they both belong to Kenny and Frostier lar...u adjust them for what?LOL


















i read Kenny and Frostier post about our meet but they didnt shown picture of rich Lin pekkk house...now i show u all and you judge it for urself wat kind of real person is lin pekkk...we understand he design and ask arkitek and brader Kenny to build his house...i curi curi took this pigcher as dowan he know what i was doing in every 4 toilet of his house...don play play coz his design damn cun wan...

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2nd toilet...























the best of all...his room toilet...LOL
























there goes another nice meeting for all batang...tenk q tenk q for ya all for kambing especially brader kenny coz eventhough he is bz he stil came...

p/s :i stil around for the moment and maybe going p'nen later...hehe

*i stil waiting for my free movie ticket...hmmmm*

Hulk in my hometown

Its a nice and big kennynut huh...














i didnt been to tat birthday party and i got this photo from fren who shared it to me...i reli surprised that long lost our superhero Hulk had appear in my hometown...
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this Inkennydible Hulk had Stone Sejuk style just tat he open the beer down under instead of hitting both can of beer... :D















p/s :Angeliuliu...its nice meeting u and soli coz its a bit late me and ace meeting with u...i told u i was born earlier than u but u don blif me...i oledi seem lyk old ah pek compared to u... ;)


I wana used this chance to wish Jomel Happy Birthday oso as its her birthday today...