Friday, December 29, 2006

duck liver

The road that i passby everyday are full of duck liver.it's reli annoying tat when smts i passby they kept calling me till got 1 time i got shocked when i passby the dark area then a loud sound...pssstttt...pssssttt...i nearly ran coz i tot it was snake...niamah eh bapuk...

few days ago around 5++am in the morning i passby the road again but i used the opposite road as i tot it will be not mani duck liver then suddenly i heard...lengcai...lengcai...i pretend din hear it and just walk then the duck liver walk toward me and i got angry and say...jangan pegang saya atau kena bantai/dont touch me or being whack...then the duck liver left...

few nights ago thre 3 person asking me road direction then after i told them 1 of them told me he will used the other road go then i told him its much more easier if u walk straight and he told me that the she/male owes wana disturb him then i pointing at those duck liver and say...ahhhh...the other 2 of them which a guy n a gal follow behind me then the other 1 join in oso as they saw the duck liver din disturb me...the guy n the gal oso laugh at the other fren as he so scared...

this morning at bout 4++ am i saw on the opposite road got car,bike in the middle of the road and someone being handcuff so i went nearer to have a look...ohhh...1 of the duck liver nearly being snatched handbag...i reli hate those handbag snatcher...hmm...then my fren taxi driver told me that this bag snatcher hv a big gang n if not mistaken they are from the place whre i tapao nasi lemak early in the morning...

then i went nearer to the scene as i wana look at his bike number to aware my fren then the police pointing at him and asking me me wat...i just say nth...i tot of msg my fren but it reli a lot of them n i being born lazy so if i post out here will i be killed?don cared lar as they wana killed me then killed me lar...

look out for red Yamaha BJF5706...



duck liver = ak qua

bapuk = she/male





ps :another farni incident happen tis morning as a malay gal owes talk big n ever told me his brother got lambocini,farklali,skyline tat sell off 2million but owes follow his mat armpit lookalike boyfren to go bek whenever she finish job...tis morning i saw his bf arrvive with his bike waiting for her then she came with anader guy...she came approached her bf...

sayang...balik dulu ya...ok sayang...nanti babi balik lar ya...

then his bf left with the bike with showing some of his mat armpit style sped off wrong direction road n if the car kambing from thre i think her bf reli became kambing...sohai...if like tis type of galfren go n slap her then whack tat guy coz steal ur gf lar...still listen to her for wat...

18 Comments:

Anonymous may said...

I read it once. I read it twice. and still don't quite geddit. my brain must've ran out of batteries after 363 days of usage. must get new batteries tomorrow.

11:58 PM  
Anonymous ping said...

haha.. nvr knew tat u r duck liver magnet.. no wonder owes say no gf lar..

12:24 AM  
Blogger FireHorse said...

Farnie stories lidat how to stay away???

12:40 AM  
Blogger L B said...

LOLOL!! I learnt a new phrase today! Duck Liver!!!

5:05 AM  
Blogger angel said...

Ha mik si duck liver?? Arp ???

*blur*

5:19 AM  
Anonymous suituapui said...

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF JUNGLE BELLS: Lim a lim, lim a lim,
lim liau ko chai thim!
Thim a thim, thim a thim,
thim liau ko chai lim! Hey!!
A VERY HAPPY and PROSPEROUS 2007!!

7:54 AM  
Anonymous suituapui said...

Wah...u so leng chai, duck liver all steam see u...want 2 fren u kah??? I walk here, walk there...nobody ever tried anything leh? Maybe I got decent face hor???

7:56 AM  
Blogger Will said...

ah nel is duck liver magnet? o_0"

ah nel memang manyak this kinda weird weird encounter... hehehe

8:10 AM  
Blogger Chen said...

duck liver?
learn new terminology today :D

9:41 AM  
Blogger Winn said...

ah nel......may u have a good year ahead. :)

4:53 PM  
Blogger nyonyapenang said...

aisehman, it's 'ah kua' and not 'ark kua'. LOL
and why are still roaming the streets at 4am? gotta escort the ah kua ar?

10:48 PM  
Blogger JL said...

dude, where are you staying la wey... the Bronx?

10:52 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

may :slow slow read as tis post will be here in yr 2007 oso... :P

stubborn godsis :cheh...

firehorse :aiksss...then i should post earlier...

lb :ahkuali its long time tis phrase ledi...

angeliuliu :hati itik... :P

*piak* stil dowan slp?

suituapui :u drunk kar? :P

suituapui :na neh...those duck liver eveli guy they steam lar...ya kar...u go kuching padang merdeka thre see u will being pull in bush onot...LOL

will :i hope 2007 no tis much encounter...

lokter :u never heard tat b4?hmmm...sarawakian worrr...

winn :same same to you... ;)

nyonyapenang :go cyber comment ur blog ler... :P

jl :hey man...you wan to move here?

11:25 PM  
Blogger FireHorse said...

Happy New Year, ah nel. May the 2007 year bring you lots of luck and happiness.

12:27 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

firehorse :tenk q...

12:31 AM  
Blogger Wennnn said...

Wah Ah nel I really scratch my head reading it lor!!!! Took me ages trying to understand wat was it about. Got snake la , duck liver la, and then handbag snatcher la?? Wah betul betul tak paham U!!!

1:33 AM  
Blogger AceOne said...

Niasing..why you didn't whack 9 the duck liver?

1:49 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

wenn :at leadt i help u sexcercise ur mind... :)

ace :peace peace...no fight... ;P

*btw he din touch me*

12:08 AM  

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