more suckses stonedent in future...

before i start anything few month ago i met a group of Kelian/Korean and they say me handsome and tell me...u look like bekkk yoong jun...i was huh n who was tat i asked him...he answer me u noe winter sondalta...ohhh...

*mch...i look so gay like him mer???*

another group of japenis i met tat nite were toking japenis n smiling n then asking me how old i am so i asked them bek how old they think i am n they say i 16 yrs old...*i look tat young mer o they just wana kehli my my balls*then i told them my age n they shocked...*i bought more than 40 japenis drama but i stil cant speak japenis* :(

few days ago a couple asked me how old i am n i asked her bek n she say i look like 17-18 yrs old...si loh i reli look tat young than i musnt go out to avoid bing caught underage when partying o drinking...

*am i look tat young as i farking 62 yrs old tis kambing birthday*

Since a long time on my last post but anyhow i did some resexeach so soli for my late post...some plopehsir from unibersilly send some email regarding their high kerlass stonedent...

sexplain the shape of graph...

his teacher must be a gal...

gay wanabe...

di gantong sampai mateee...

a fan of berus bilis...

3kg a-lee-fen???

suckses engineer...

big fan of TMNT...

tis siu mui mui owes bugging me to update my farking blog so anyhow she is stil my loyalty reader to my boring n farking blog...thre u go anader farking post... ;P

she is pleg-nan now n she asked me just now to update my farking blog so i try to make her hepi as pleg-nan women owes depressed as 1 of the reason they vegetarian to 9 month...LOL

some forwarded email maybe can teach u all a lesson ;)

Want to noe y hamsap ppl so healthy till today...becoz he is married n he owes date gals whenever he come to kl...anader brader of mine is stil single but he oso so healthy coz once in a week he will go find piaomei...

the main reason of them will be told after u all read those 10 reasons...LOL
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.


2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.


3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.


4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!


5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.


6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!


7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.


8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.


9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.


10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


no wonder i so weak!!!!!!!! :(