Sunday, September 24, 2006

Sunday Humour - Miss Universe Interview






















Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman..........................

(Applause! Applause!)






















Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening....

(Applause! Applause!)























Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth......

(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

























Question: Ms Soudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door.....

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)





















Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms India: Because it works day and night......

(Applause! Applause! Applause!)





















Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft............................

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )






















Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).

Question: How can you say so?

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over ...

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)




p/s:yesterday i went to find for movie "papa,can you hear me sing" but instead of it the lady boss gave me a dvd drama of it and i just found out when i play it at home... :(
but i learn a new thing from her as i saw she talking and then touching the pregnant lady tummy and told me she like to touch it...
she said once touch it,she will knew its a baby girl or boy...then she show me by pointing on my stomach as i ask her how...hehe

15 Comments:

Blogger Wuching said...

what about miss sarawak?

7:45 PM  
Blogger angel said...

so u syiok lah when she touched you? memang... wat u call that... cipet, izit? or izit chiko? *LOL*
*blekkk*

9:19 PM  
Blogger nyonyapenang said...

so she syiok la, touched young man mia 'sai tor'. LOL

10:50 PM  
Blogger AceOne said...

Touched you ledi you kembang la!!

1:49 AM  
Blogger Simple American said...

So tomorrow are you going to give equal time. And pose the Mr Universe interviews. haha

8:44 AM  
Blogger Kenny Ng said...

after she touched u, u got lao sai or not? kekekekeke

10:36 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

wuching :lost in kl...i intro to u when we met in kl...LOL

angeliu :sure syiok lar as i missed a motherly touch... ;)
no lar i not so rude mia... *bLuEk*

nyonya :tat 1 i need to ask her and if she say syiok i charge her...LOL

ace :ya lor tummy growing fatter now... :P

sa :seem like u r the only person enjoy yhe joke...u had idea whre i can find Mr.Uni??? LOL

kenny :an aunty touch will lao sai kar???tat u mean u sexperience b4... LOL

12:19 PM  
Blogger Pink Cotton said...

so u have bb boy or gal?
wahahaha

12:54 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

pc :its for you to chk it out... *wink wink*

LOL

1:09 PM  
Blogger Sasha said...

wah...Miss Malaysia very pandai la.

5:14 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

sasha :welkam bek...nice photo u got thre...black round round and got flawer... :)

5:19 PM  
Blogger Chen said...

how big is ah nel's tummy?
like few months pregnant ah?
LOL

7:10 PM  
Blogger Serene said...

hahaha... so funny. :p brightened up my day!

1:17 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

serene :thats mean u got out of Tuesday blues... ;D

1:52 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

doctor :6 month ledi mia tummy...big onot??? ;P

2:02 PM  

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