Monday, January 07, 2008

health minister became hell monster

Last week i was shocked when i read the newspaper that our health minister face on the front page...what more suprising me was that even their own country news not as big as our news...LOL

although wat he did was wrong but i always never agreed tat someone private life should be intefere...wat he did was his business and why we need give a damn so much about it...as long as he did no harm to us...

if ya all so free then do like wat the ah neh neh done in front of me as he watching porn pigcer coz now im in cyber...

i really salute him as he resigning from all post and admited he was wrong...

if other minister were caught sure they will came out with lotsa reason...the reason will be such as...

1.malaysian came out with lotsa produck but left out condom...they can have reason that he/she were doing some test that need real human... *dummy owes cant be trustable*

2.since our country planted rubber tree then it will be cheap cost to produce... *help our country come out with another usage of rubber*


i did some survey at supermarket and saw those flavour only attracts most of some civilian living here and tats why my population became lesser...*strawbery flavour,banana flavour...*

3.in our country tenth planning we plan to produce condom flavory to be more variety such as durian,sirap,nasi lemak,sop tulang,chapati,lemang,karipap,pandan...*its so much list so i just list out some* :D

4.die die denied as same place,same position,same kelapa sure will help u wan but need to see colour lar...

that just some of my opinion but next time seeked for famous feng shui Dr lin-cun two for more advice regarding name as some of them had to change name to prevent bad luck...in chinese we always refer being called at last name...

example Chua Soi Lek = ah lek

but you have to did some changes to it lar as from the name we can knew we had bad luck o not...

our surname of coz we cant do anything but other middle or last name we can change...

chua soi lek in hokkien pronounce snake unfortunate lek

i heard tat after change name you wont be caught in bad luck and always very lucky...those sitting on top need to change as most of them category snake...some changes had been made as before when their childhood name might be...

sami cualu

puk laR


for those who not so sure this few words...

sirap = si rap = die rapping

nasi lemak = rice oil

sop tulang = bond soup

chapati = flourwer

lemang =fake bamboo shoot

karipap = kani papa

pandan = grass

kelapa = head



stop intefering in ppl private life!!!

14 Comments:

Blogger angeles said...

For you... they must come out with bakuteh flavour, hor? :P

1:09 AM  
Blogger Firehorse aka Kopi Soh said...

I sapot wat u say, leave der old man alone....eh chilli padi flavor oso will be nice hor ;)

4:45 AM  
Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF said...

woi!
ah nel ....
nasi lemak is not rice oil la

is your mummy rice....

ke ke ke ke ke ke ke

nasi le mak....

12:23 AM  
Blogger nyonyapenang said...

no eye see...

11:34 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

angilis...change name worr!!!

with extra garlic but i no used those thing wan ler..i asli mia...

kopeesoh...cilipadi later girls nid to pour water in thre... LOL

pisang... mummy in egypt wan rite?

nyonya...used eye hear more imagining ho...hehe

4:59 PM  
Anonymous ur Malay Sis said...

Dost....how are you?keja siney kinek tok?eehhh....dah lupak aku oo?

3:40 PM  
Blogger usus kecik said...

aku la yg pakei nick ur malay sis ya...
K Echah la

3:42 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

malay sis...aku tauk memang kitak yg komen...kinek tok kat dunia...kelak akan gi bulan atau matahari...hehe

usus kecik...aku tauk memang chah yg komen sebab aku sik ada kak melayu selain engkau...

7:17 PM  
Anonymous suituapui said...

Aiyor...ah nel! So long oredi no berita!!! I went to KL, khehmak nyonya said u in KL but sombong dun wan 2 come meet suituapui...but I saspek dia wan privacy lah!! LOL! Now I want to sak u nasihat saya sikit! Yunno I won vouchers from COCK...A, go high class place, lunch...;the ladies all waiting, see which one I pick! Which one u say better leh?

9:01 PM  
Anonymous Nyonya Assam Laksa said...

Suituapui....pick me! pick me!
I wear corset and G-String come. *wink wink*

12:42 AM  
Anonymous suituapui said...

Aiyor...with name like nyonya assam laksa, saya memenang sikit stim already! When click on name, celaka...itu old cock!!! U pakai g-string, boleh muat kah? Oh forgot...u sms me Penis Poem dat day...;now already can lah hor??? LOL!!!

7:35 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

suitopui...i anticipated so hornily to meet u but...tat voucher will end up u peh lau thui/clibb stairs tat got red light...LOL

cock asam langsat...ur g string need custom made wan!!! :D

suitopui...u both do wat i dowan to noe! LOL

6:33 PM  
Blogger wmw said...

Hey...you back to blogging? Welcome back!

10:33 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

wmw...thanks...not so kambing bek lar...

6:52 PM  

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