Sunday, November 05, 2006

The cow ass blower

Once upon a time/pada suatu masa lulu,then i a milakle lokter name Wingz...he is well known to cure any diceased no matter its human,animal,binatang or alien...he is a kiam siap lou and tat y he nvr hired a sexretary...he work on his own so tat all mani he earn all to himself... :D

In the village he lived 2 sei tong named aceacebabi and kennyng...the both venture in the ladang susu gantung to produce milk for the villagers...one day the cow got sick and the nen nen/nipple head got sink inside and no way they can picit susu to supply milk for the villagers...

They heard of milakle lokter wingz then they called him to cure their cow...he is milakle lokter sure he charge damn kaw sexpensib...he came and he told them he charge RM2000 to cure the cow...as no choice they had to pay for it and they watching how this milakle lokter did it...he took out a water hose and stuck in cow ass and blow...*fuuuhhhhhh* all the 8 nipple head came out and they can supply milk for the villagers again...

After 2 month the cow got sick again and they both reli out of cash to called lokter wingz and aceacerbabi suckjest that they cure the cow themself as they seen how lokter wingz done it before...aceacebabi took out the water hose from their house and stuck in the cow ass to blow...*fuhh* but onli 4 nipple head kam out onli...coz of sexhausted then kenny offer to blow the cow ass but before that he took out the water hose from the cow ass and turn the other end of the water hose and stuck in again and blow til anader 4 nipple finally came out...coz of weird aceacebabi asked kenny...

aceacebabi :cipet...why u turn the other way around then water hose and blow it???

kenny :knn...u think i wana eat ur sliver kar!!!


LOL

7 Comments:

Blogger AceOne said...

Wuahahaha.woi, i want to perah susu oni la.

10:44 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

ace :itu lembu sick sure must cure 1st...lol

11:25 AM  
Blogger Wuching said...

cow's backside juice tastes better than ace's saliva mah!

5:34 PM  
Anonymous suituapui said...

Ha ha ha ha ha! U peple so kuno one meh!!! Now got machine, otomatik one!!! Just pasang on nipple, everything suck out. Like this farmer bought one, then he tried it on himself...so machine started sucking...kanot stop. He look instruction there say "otomatik stop after 5 gallons!!!"

10:23 AM  
Blogger ah nel said...

wuching :u taste b4?

suituapui :r u the farmer??? :D

2:10 PM  
Blogger Kenny Ng said...

KNN!!! LOL...

3:06 PM  
Blogger ah nel said...

kenny : ;)

9:56 PM  

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